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Standard Tom @standardtom.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Flashback to a few hours ago, when this thing was determined to not let me sleep until I paid it some attention.

In a darkened room, an intrepid man lies in bed, bravely battling his hard fireplug penis.

Standard Tom @standardtom.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Shower beer used to be a thing. Do ya think I could pull off launching “Shower Zero Sugar Mountain Dew Baja Cabo Citrus?” Really rolls off the tongue, right? RIGHT?!?

A goofy silver-bearded dad type holding a can of soda in the shower.

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Standard Tom @standardtom.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

Kinda woke up with a boner. I’ve got stuff to do today, and I won’t be able to concentrate unless I unload first. Would love a bearded mouth for that, but I’ll probably squirt it in one of yesterday’s socks.

A man lying in bed, holding his hard stubby dick.

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Standard Tom @standardtom.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

I’m about to jerk off into my belly hair, but first, let’s post my dick for #fcf.

A man lying on a bed, post-nap, holding his stiff penis. He’s about to jerk off.

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Standard Tom @standardtom.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

#FCF Flashback to last week, when being outdoors was evidently pretty exciting.

A photo taken from a man’s point of view, looking down at his stubby chubby dick poking out of his jorts.

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Standard Tom @standardtom.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

Film you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, DC, Marvel, Disney, Pixar, Spielberg, Cameron, Wachowskis, or Ghibli.

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a man with a beard is wearing a helmet and says ni

ALT: a man with a beard is wearing a helmet and says ni

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Standard Tom @standardtom.bsky.social · 12/04/2026

It’s after midnight, but we can still observe Softie Saturday.

My soft dick hanging between my thighs in a nest of brown pubic hair.

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Standard Tom @standardtom.bsky.social · 09/04/2026

Without saying how old you are, say something that shows your age. “Hello world, there’s a song that we’re singing! C’mon get happy!”

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Standard Tom @standardtom.bsky.social · 03/10/2025

I always love that Bluesky asks “what’s up.” #fcf

A chunky hairy guy and his hard dick poking out of wet pubic hair.

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Standard Tom @standardtom.bsky.social · 30/09/2025

Since retirement, I’ve developed a bit of my old belly again. So let’s mark that with a little Tummy Tuesday, for those who celebrate.

An early-60’s white dude with a furry belly in the shower. He’s furrier down below as well, but the shot is cropped before anything really racy shows up.

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Standard Tom @standardtom.bsky.social · 31/08/2025

Without downloading new pics, where are you mentally?

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Standard Tom @standardtom.bsky.social · 15/04/2025

Repost with an image of your favourite James Bond ( wrong answers only)

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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 09/04/2025

Biggest commitment to a 3 second joke I've ever seen

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Standard Tom @standardtom.bsky.social · 01/04/2025

Post your favorite #DoctorWho. Wrong answers only.

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Standard Tom @standardtom.bsky.social · 16/01/2025

Post a ship that’s neither Star Wars nor Star Trek.

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Standard Tom @standardtom.bsky.social · 10/01/2025

Age yourself with your first computer. My first computer was a Digital Equipment Corporation PDP-11/70 running the RSTS/E operating system, in 1980. Of course, it belonged to the college I attended. It was followed by the Digital Equipment Corporation VAX-11/780 running VAX/VMS. God, I miss VMS.