Standard Tom @standardtom.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Bly Manor, Hill House, and Midnight Mass all three kill me. Just amazing. 000
Standard Tom @standardtom.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Same. I was just out in the backyard wearing just shorts and shoes, and it was dark and cool, and there was a breeze. The leaves were rustling in the branches of the trees. It just felt amazing. 000
Standard Tom @standardtom.bsky.social · 08/09/2026That’s something that’s totally allowed to cry about. Along with anything else that makes you want to cry. *hugs* 010
Standard Tom @standardtom.bsky.social · 08/09/2026A little late, but… Creedence Clearwater Apotheosis The Police State U^2 Jefferson Star Destroyer Bananaramifications Everything But the Girls Gone Wild Tears for Night Terrors The Grateful Liches 020
Standard Tom @standardtom.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Flashback to a few hours ago, when this thing was determined to not let me sleep until I paid it some attention. 1392
Standard Tom @standardtom.bsky.social · 07/09/2026I’m about a week late, but maybe you’ve got another one for me now? 🐷😈 110
Standard Tom @standardtom.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Almost two years late, but I’ll gladly take the place of the mirror. 010
Standard Tom @standardtom.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Shower beer used to be a thing. Do ya think I could pull off launching “Shower Zero Sugar Mountain Dew Baja Cabo Citrus?” Really rolls off the tongue, right? RIGHT?!? 0372
Standard Tom @standardtom.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Late to the party, but Drumsticks, thighs and mummies… I’m so there. 010
Standard Tom @standardtom.bsky.social · 27/07/2026Kinda woke up with a boner. I’ve got stuff to do today, and I won’t be able to concentrate unless I unload first. Would love a bearded mouth for that, but I’ll probably squirt it in one of yesterday’s socks. 0614
Standard Tom @standardtom.bsky.social · 25/07/2026I love my Krakatoa trunks! Wearing a pair right now. 110
Standard Tom @standardtom.bsky.social · 24/07/2026I’m about to jerk off into my belly hair, but first, let’s post my dick for #fcf. 1702