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Sage, Master of Science

@staffofsage.bsky.social
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They/he | AuDHD | queer demiboy | TTRPG & Magic streamer | Creative Director of @VentureMaidens | sagenstafford@gmail.com

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Carmen Klomparens @carmparens.bsky.social · 20h
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Sage, Master of Science @staffofsage.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Just noticed a very fun interaction while building Niv Mizzet >.>
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Sage, Master of Science @staffofsage.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Had fun at the Ed Expo today! Felt great to catch up with friends and connect with new colleagues. Plus, I got to present a poster
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Sage, Master of Science @staffofsage.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I love these two dragons so much, but I feel like they get oppressively powerful so easily. I'm gonna build 'em using one of my favourite restrictions--only commons in the 99, including lands! Favourite commons in UR and WB?
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Sage, Master of Science @staffofsage.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Hydration Hack: Make drinking water your new stim Me in every large gathering where I only know a few people 👇
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Nervous Breakdown No Way
Alt: Guy nervously drinking water and looking around
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Sage, Master of Science @staffofsage.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I love getting my monthly haircut. Always so gender affirming
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Sage, Master of Science @staffofsage.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Playing Divinity Original Sin 2 again, but I'm playing it on hard mode for the first time. I forgot how many unfair fights in this game are solved with the precise application of crates and barrels
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Dark Pact, the Desert F̴̫̘͂̃̀̽r̵̭͓̜̺̀̕ô̴͔͝ş̸̨͙̫̀̄͝ṭ̸̨̰̍̈?̵̺̼̙̼̋̎̐̌ ̷̹́̇F̶̧̜͖̏̓a̵̖͊n̶͕͓̠͖̆ģ̶͔̄̃̌̒?̴̣̗̜̭̑̊͘ @darkpactcosplay.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Peer into the mirror and see different eyes staring back. @magic.wizards.com #MTG #MTGFracture #Cosplay #Drag #MTGPartner
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Sage, Master of Science @staffofsage.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This is what I'm working with so far. I think it'll be pretty slow, but I'm excited to throw down some artifact haymakers and attack moxfield.com/decks/i0YUX2...
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Moxfield — MTG Deck Builder
A modern deck-building website for Magic: The Gathering®
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Sage, Master of Science @staffofsage.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I wonder @ratqueenem.bsky.social and @cooperleef.bsky.social, what makes someone worthy of the title "Ultra Rat?"
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Sage, Master of Science @staffofsage.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Stoked that I opened Karn in my boostie box! I'm excited to build him with the restriction of ZERO colorless artifacts (no sol ring, no arcane signet, no talismans, no chromatic orrerry)
Karn, Gilded Guardian
{2/W}{2/U}{2/B}{2/R}{2/G}
Legendary Artifact Creature — Golem

Vigilance, trample

When Karn enters, draw a card for each color among other artifacts you control.

Karn forged the empty world of Mirrodin and filled it with peaceful creations.

5/5
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Mental Misplay @mentalmisplay.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Commander players pretending they aren't playing a game about literally killing each other
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DropTheDie @dropthedie.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i think a lot of #ttrpg enjoyers think the term "cinematic" means bombastic, heightened, loud, or zany. When the INTENTION of the term for RPGs is: Cinematic - Combines mechanics, narrative, pacing, and unpredictability to stimulate a deep emotional response in players and their characters.
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Cooper @cooperleef.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
May Dolly Parton bless your pre-release weekend on this sacred day of 9-2-5 🙏🏻✨️
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Dollyparton Laughing
Alt: Dolly Parton, Jane Fonda, Lily Tomlin in 9 to 5 (1980) laughing and drinking around a ddesk
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Robo 🦀 @ttrpgifs.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Happy Bi Visibility Day to all my fellow Bisexuals! May your celebrations be as amazing as yourselves and may you always feel loved and know that you matter! Happy celebrations, friends!
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Sage, Master of Science @staffofsage.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
As someone who just submitted an article to be considered for publication and will be submitting another next week, Peer Review is 🤌, positively *chef's kiss*
Prudent Fateseer
{1}{W/U}{W/U}
Creature — Dwarf Wizard

This creature enters prepared.

Whenever you scry or surveil, creatures you control get +1/+0 until end of turn. This ability triggers only once each turn.

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Peer Review
{2}{W/U}
Sorcery

Create a 2/2 colorless Wizard Soldier creature token named Cadet. Surveil 1.
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Steph 🔜 Ottawa Weekend October 2-4 @steelcitysteph.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Reminder that ADHD and OCD aren't cute, funny, or 'super powers.' They are conditions that make many peoples' lives much more difficult than they need to be. Joking about having one or the other because you're having trouble focusing or you happen to like things to be organized & tidy isn't cool.
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Celeste Conowitch @cconowitch.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Hey cool kids, I'm excited to share that I've joined the Wizards of the Coast D&D Team as their new Senior Game Developer! It has been a strange and wondrous journey here---but I'm raring to face all the new thrills & challenges that lie ahead ✨⚔️✨ #WotCStaff
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Sage, Master of Science @staffofsage.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I recently purchased some 12-sided d4s, and I wish more companies would do that style
Speckled white 12-sided d4s with black roman numerals to denote the sides
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Sage, Master of Science @staffofsage.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I was today years old when I realized that I could just moisten my fingertip to activate the adhesive of an envelope rather than licking it.
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Jerry Parks with an Envelope
Alt: Jerry from Parks and Rec fastidiously mailing letters and licking the envelopes
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Sage, Master of Science @staffofsage.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
At 1:30, thinking "omg, I'm positively famished! I'm normally not so hungry by now." Just now realizing I only ate one bite of my protein bar that I normally eat for breakfast
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C&C Power Hour @cncpowerhour.com · 18/09/2026
TUESDAY! Join this amazing crew as they talk everything Reality Fracture! We'll be raising money for The Trevor Project and raffling off prizes during the stream, so don't miss it! Twitch.tv/cncpowerhour Tuesday at 8 pm Eastern!
Image promoting the Reality Fracture Commander Roundtable supporting The Trevor Project

Featuring:
Emmaskyeward - @emmaskyeward.com 
MyHandsAreBlank - @myhandsareblank.bsky.social
ThatMillGuy - @thatmillguy.bsky.social 
Claybee - @claybee.bsky.social
And hosted by Chris, your Commander Mechanic - @cmdrmechanic.bsky.social

twitch.tv/cncpowerhour
Tuesday, September 22 at 8 pm ET
Donate at cncpowerhour.com
Plus, each multiple of $5 is one entry for a chance to win one of our prizes!

Prizes include an Infinitokens bundle or a Reality Fracture Commander Precon
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Sage, Master of Science @staffofsage.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
@dropthedie.bsky.social is the absolute 👑 K I N G 👑 at this, and it's been something I've been trying to do more too Also, if you've not responded to the last few check-ins for a while, you don't have to spend 30 minutes apologizing about not messaging back. Just reciprocate the care and attention
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Sage, Master of Science @staffofsage.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Dear @tactical-adventures.com , I would like for my wizard to be able to change their cantrip on a long rest. The game says I can do it, but it has not worked so far The game looks fantastic, and I'm excited to keep playing!
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Sage, Master of Science @staffofsage.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I've been interested in particular cards, but I haven't been excited for a whole Magic set like I'm excited for Reality Fracture in at least a year
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Sage, Master of Science @staffofsage.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
A hard thing I've had to accept about myself is Decompression time =\= relaxing Doing a social hobby/activity I enjoy =\= relaxing Doing something active I enjoy =\= relaxing Actual relaxing to feel recharged for me means being alone with no time pressures and being still #BetterDaysMtG
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Sage, Master of Science @staffofsage.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
How do you distinguish between "found family" and friendship?
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DropTheDie @dropthedie.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Secondarily - having so many GMs be [so] subtle and [so] guarded/obfuscated with details means that players may habitually look at tiny coincidences or inconsistencies as INTENTIONAL clues or foreshadowing, throwing them WAY off into the weeds. That often causes frustration and confusion.
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DropTheDie @dropthedie.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Be more direct. Your subtle worldbuilding hints and suspicions are fantastic for fiction, but not for play. "Something somewhere is doing something to affect the water -hint- in Olvermire!" is worthless. "A dragon has chased all the fishmen from Whitethorn mountain, they've overrun Olvermire!"
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Amy the Amazonian @amytheamazonian.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I'm not revealing any cards for Reality Fracture, nor am I an Ambassador for the set. That said, you should come to my channel tomorrow because OF COURSE I READ THE STORY AND I HAVE SO MUCH TO SAY AND SO MANY FEELINGS AND WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT JACE.
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Sage, Master of Science @staffofsage.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
@steelcitysteph.bsky.social gave me the great suggestion of using card envelopes to mail MtG cards in, and I remembered that I have my grandfather's collection of very over-the-top greeting cards that he used to collect. So, I'm making use of them for card sales 😂
A textured white birthday card featuring hydrangeas and butterfliesMatching envelope and front of the birthday card featuring a pale blue hydrangea
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DropTheDie @dropthedie.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Try to make time during your #TTRPG sessions to voice how seriously you're taking the game and how much thought you're putting into your (potentially wacky) decisions. GMs are empowered to hear you're thinking beyond your nose, it makes them more trusting that you're respecting the game and them.
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Sage, Master of Science @staffofsage.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I've seen most places post Reality Fracture collectors booster boxes for $500+, but this place is selling it for $350. I'm a little skeeved out--has anyone purchased something from this site? Any tips for telling it's legit or not? ultrapulls.shop/products/mag...
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Magic: The Gathering - Reality Fracture - Collector Booster Box
All sales final. No return, refund, or replacement. Jace’s solution. Everyone’s problem. In Reality Fracture, Jace Beleren has pushed reality to its breaking point—creating an alternate Multiverse (“E...
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DropTheDie @dropthedie.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Whenever rain falls in Las Vegas, @staffofsage.bsky.social cannot be contained.
A screenshot from discord in which Sage says "mmhmmm. OPEN ALL THE WINDOWS!" with an animated image of a scrungly looking Elmo with its hands raised standing before a wall of fire.
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Sage, Master of Science @staffofsage.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
It's raining, I've got the window open, I've got jazz playing, I'm working on building a Kain, Traitorous Dragoon deck, and I'm playing Shadowdark later with friends. Couldn't be a better day.
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Dana Andrews in Classic Film Noir Scene
Alt: Dana Andrews in Classic Film Noir Scene
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Sage, Master of Science @staffofsage.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I had a dream that The Professor contracted me to hold a quiz show at the next MtG con to gather and analyze data about players. What I finally came up with--the elective sample would answer 6 randomly sampled questions, 3 about game lore and 3 about game mechanical knowledge.
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Sage, Master of Science @staffofsage.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
This is why you should thank your audio editors and BUY A FUCKING MIC WITH MUTE BUTTON 👇 Love, Your friendly neighborhood AP editor who's tired of listening to you chew
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Steph 🔜 Ottawa Weekend October 2-4 @steelcitysteph.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Idk who needs to hear this but: Some is better than none. I am a high masking ADHD girlie and when I have a lot of things to do, they all kinda swirl around my head like a snow globe and I obsess over their existence until they're done. Figuring out how to prioritize and get started can be hard.
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Steph 🔜 Ottawa Weekend October 2-4 @steelcitysteph.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
THE VIRUS. THE @manapool.com VIRUS. IT IS SPREADING. AND I LOVE IT. GO BUY FROM SAGE!
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StaffofSage Shop
Shop MTG cards and sealed products from StaffofSage on Mana Pool.
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Steph 🔜 Ottawa Weekend October 2-4 @steelcitysteph.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
WAIT @staffofsage.bsky.social you have WHAT in your inventory?! 🤯
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Sage, Master of Science @staffofsage.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I think I made a shop?! manapool.com/shop/staffof...
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StaffofSage Shop
Shop MTG cards and sealed products from StaffofSage on Mana Pool.
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Sage, Master of Science @staffofsage.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
A new trendy phrase that's tossed around is "kids have no attention span!" I wanna push back on that--cognitive scientists have found mixed results as to whether people's capacity for attention has shifted by a substantive amount As a parent, instructor, or someone who cares for a kid,
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Sage, Master of Science @staffofsage.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I think I wanna try selling some things on Mana Pool, any tips? Previously I've just sold cards on ebay
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Sage, Master of Science @staffofsage.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I'd like to buy a collector booster box for every set that's interesting to me (unfortunately $550 for Reality Fracture, which is DOWN from Hobbit prices means I can't do that any more). I end up with quite a few cards I'll never use, so I'm culling my collection! Feels good to downsize
A large 5-slot card box with MtG cards sorted by color. The white, blue, black, and red slots have about half the cards of the green slot
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DropTheDie @dropthedie.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
That common #ttrpg cold take of "adventurers need to have traumatic backstories because why else would they adventure?" does not take into account how many real humans with mellow upbringings: Cave dive Cliff jump Big game hunt Join paramilitary orginizations Street fight Some people just CRAVE it.
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Sage, Master of Science @staffofsage.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
If there's anything I've learned from Tim Curry's works, it's "don't dream it, be it"
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Frank N Furter Dancing - Rhps
Alt: Frank N Furter Dancing - Rhps
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Sage, Master of Science @staffofsage.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
The choreography we worked on tonight! I have to practice more cuz I messed up at the end, but it's been fun to learn
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Shivam Bhatt @shivambhatt.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
It kinda irks me that secret lair is doing all these cool nostalgic callbacks to things from my youth but then only using the weird out of context meme parts and not the stuff that made it cool in the first place
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DropTheDie @dropthedie.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Should the players make a plan [at all] you should not only be receptive to it, you should celebrate it. If they pitch an idea that obviously shouldn't work, say that directly and without obfuscation. If you let plans work consistently, you'll get more confident (and faster) future plans out of PCs
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DropTheDie @dropthedie.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
You (GM) have complete, undiluted understanding of what's happening in the world. Your players gain only 1/4 of that information through what you, specifically, tell them. That balances out to leave your players GUESSING and asking QUESTIONS about the remaining 3/4 of the world.
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