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Old Major Pig @sociologistpig.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

This is me absolutely vagueposting about various things but I’m really tired of chasers treating fat bodies as objects for sexual conquest, and even worse I am fucking EXHAUSTED by the other bears and fat queers who not only let them, but INVITE IT. Please have some fucking self-worth babes !!!

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Old Major Pig @sociologistpig.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

The boobs are the window to my belly or whatever that saying is

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Old Major Pig @sociologistpig.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Hey everypony I landed a job interview for next week that I’m really fucking excited about which means my depression is slightly clearing away for at least the briefest of moments, which also means I feel capable of thirsting online. Can everyone please say good luck fat

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Old Major Pig @sociologistpig.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Hey if you’re able to get me a job in some kind of social/qualitative research in the Boston area so I can stop applying to a million jobs every day and not hearing anything back you’re actually legally required to tell me or else

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Old Major Pig @sociologistpig.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Hi new haircut, sickening fat face card, thank you please clap. Oh also I turned 28 two days ago imagine if everyone bought me a drink and/or $5

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Old Major Pig @sociologistpig.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

My beard is getting so big it’s crazy to think that at any moment I’m gonna go feral and go back to the dad stache again, it can strike at any time. Anyway say I’m pretty and have big boobs 🥺

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Old Major Pig @sociologistpig.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

By the way did I mention I’m hot as fuck

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Old Major Pig @sociologistpig.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Normalize calling yourself hot as fuck, especially when you know you’re hot as fuck and when other people call you hot as fuck instead of being coy and insecure and negging yourself

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Old Major Pig @sociologistpig.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

When you think about it I actually have like multiple humps I’m actually the winner of hump day. Like there are soooo many humps.

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Old Major Pig @sociologistpig.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

Hey everyone get fat right fucking now

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Old Major Pig @sociologistpig.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

Babe… are you doing okay? You’ve barely touched your New York Times bear ozempic discourse :(

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WOV @cubwov.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

#FCF rise up! 🫡

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Old Major Pig @sociologistpig.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

It occurred to me that y’all need to see my belly from the side sometimes to really understand that it will kill you if it smothers you for too long 🤗 or break your spine while I’m fucking you from behind, whichever you want babes

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Old Major Pig @sociologistpig.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

Good blessed tummy Tuesday, fat gay people in my phone. I’m happy to report that I am now finally free of strep and HFMD and can return to my regularly scheduled whoring 😌❤️

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Old Major Pig @sociologistpig.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

I have been locked and isolated inside my room for basically a little more than a week now I’m going insane. Whoever gave me both strep and hand foot and mouth disease at the same time at bear week I want you to know that it’s over for you and you are DEAD to me………

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Old Major Pig @sociologistpig.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

This was so fucking hot it inspired me 😌

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Old Major Pig @sociologistpig.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

Girl who the hell at bear week gave me strep C I just wanna talk

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Old Major Pig @sociologistpig.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

Heyyy bud, it’s Tuesday… what’re you looking at? 🤔

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Old Major Pig @sociologistpig.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

*goes to a bear week pool party hosted by @chonkclub.bsky.social exactly once*

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Old Major Pig @sociologistpig.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

Hey fat gay people in my phone, I loved having so much fat gay fun at bear week this year. Don’t mind me just being reminded that life is actually about love and light and queer friendship and my beautiful fiancé @cubwov.bsky.social who I love very much 🥰🫶🏼

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Old Major Pig @sociologistpig.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

It’s Tuesday you know what that meanssssssss

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Old Major Pig @sociologistpig.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

I love being so fat and hairy and sweaty it’s literally the best thing in the world except for like, societal and institutional and structural fatphobia that terrorizes fat people daily 😌😌😌

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Old Major Pig @sociologistpig.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

Am I doing it right did you mean like this with my tits hard and poking through is it giving slutty

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Old Major Pig @sociologistpig.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

Seeking: a dad, preferably fat and hairy and smelly, dad4dad perhaps even (just kidding I wanna be the boy duh)

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Old Major Pig @sociologistpig.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

This pride month I’m most proud of: my scent

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Old Major Pig @sociologistpig.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

Hi!! Sorry I haven’t been posting much, I’ve been too busy on vacation and proposing to my gorgeous beautiful sexy and amazing future bear wife @cubwov.bsky.social 🥰👰🏻‍♂️🤵🏻‍♂️

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Old Major Pig @sociologistpig.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

If a chaser wants the privilege of seeing me let the belly out, you’re gonna have to send me £5 at LEAST (pounds because I’m still in Scotland uwu)

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Old Major Pig @sociologistpig.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

Hi chasers just an fyi that wanting to fuck fat people and annoyingly telling us DAILY how badly you want to fuck us without showing any other interest in our lives or challenges or interest or struggles is not, in fact, activism

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Old Major Pig @sociologistpig.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

Very SFW pic but I just think @cubwov.bsky.social and I look very pretty here out by Loch Ness 🥰🥰🥰

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Old Major Pig @sociologistpig.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

Make some noise for my haircut and boobs !!!! Also fun fact I’m flying to Scotland until June 2nd for a little family vacation 🤗🤗🤗

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Old Major Pig @sociologistpig.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

Hi happy Friday beautiful gorgeous fat people only :3

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Old Major Pig @sociologistpig.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

You would not believe how good I smell right now (because I’ve been working since 8am)

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Old Major Pig @sociologistpig.bsky.social · 02/05/2026

YOU’RE cute jeans…….. oh… those are my? Cute jeans?

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Old Major Pig @sociologistpig.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

Hi it’s uhhhh thick as fuck Thursday anyways can someone please be my sugar daddy and fund my entire life so I can stop working at least until I get a new job or get into a PhD program please and thank you

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Old Major Pig @sociologistpig.bsky.social · 24/04/2026

Hey I went to hot fat sweaty hairy gay guy island and everyone knew you there, like literally everyone all the hot fat sweaty hairy gay guys were like oh yeah, I know that guy. Also there were dads.

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Old Major Pig @sociologistpig.bsky.social · 17/04/2026

Happy fat fuck Friday specifically and only to the fat fuck gay people in my phone, do me a favor and hold this for a second my back hurts Oh and before you ask, yes I mean fat fucks only. If you’re not a fat you can have the privilege of watching quietly and sending me lunch money for my trouble 🤗

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WOV @cubwov.bsky.social · 17/04/2026

Spring has come but I haven’t (yet), lend me a hand? #fcf

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Old Major Pig @sociologistpig.bsky.social · 14/04/2026

Happy Tuesday, I can really use a sweet handsome hairy dad to rub up on this tummy and these tits for me 😮‍💨 Hope you don’t mind if your boy is a little sweaty though, it’s so hot out 👀💦

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Old Major Pig @sociologistpig.bsky.social · 13/04/2026

Do me a favor and get a good grip down there for me boy

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Old Major Pig @sociologistpig.bsky.social · 08/04/2026

Excuse me waiter, I need every serving available of your finest, sweatiest, hairiest, muskiest armpits!

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Old Major Pig @sociologistpig.bsky.social · 08/04/2026

Hi there, it’s me and you’re watching the pit stop Also yes it counts as a pit stop so long as I want to bury my face in them 😌

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Old Major Pig @sociologistpig.bsky.social · 08/04/2026

Hey nerds, sniff my pits and buy me lunch

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stachional @stachional.bsky.social · 02/04/2026

going through some financial bullshit so i’m putting my onlyfans on sale through the weekend if you wanna sub it’s only $5 for maaaaaany hours of content. if you wanna help out but don’t wanna sub feel free to venmo or cashapp me even a dollar or two would help out rn! onlyfans.com/stachional

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Old Major Pig @sociologistpig.bsky.social · 02/04/2026

I get so uncomfy tbh when I compliment someone and they’re like “thanks, I just wish I was as big as you/had your body/physique” Like… I get you’re complimenting me and thank you, but you’re also sexy and that’s why I said it! I don’t wanna be your inspo I wanna huff YOUR pits and rub YOUR gut !!

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Old Major Pig @sociologistpig.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

Wow so few likes :( don’t ever let anyone tell you skinny oppression isn’t real… now I’m gonna rebrand and center my entire personality around weight loss and lowkey hatred for my past fat self and for fat people who no longer want to fuck me as if that’s their problem 😤😤😤

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