Scott Stein @sstein.bsky.social · 44mThe enforcement people for SEPTA parking lots gave me a ticket yesterday because they think the second letter of this license plate is a Y. It is a V and I did pay the $2 for parking. I've appealed online and refrained from being sarcastic when I explained that Y and V are different letters. 140
Scott Stein @sstein.bsky.social · 10hGemini, please provide a detailed, realistic, workable plan for world peace that could be successfully implemented. 020
Scott Stein @sstein.bsky.social · 18hTypo I made in email subject line possibly amusing for more than one reason. 010
Scott Stein @sstein.bsky.social · 12/10/2026I bet one of the questions is not "When do you use quote marks?" 280
Scott Stein @sstein.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Scott Stein passed over for NBA Most Valuable Player and MLB Home Run Derby Champion 072
Scott Stein @sstein.bsky.social · 10/10/2026This is like saying that I was "passed over" for the Nobel Prize in Physics. If, on top of a complete lack of knowledge and accomplishment in the field, I was doing everything I could to destroy physics. 130
Scott Stein @sstein.bsky.social · 09/10/2026If you're not interested in a coffee machine robot narrator, lots of footnotes and jokes, a detective, a futuristic mall society that stretches across the continent, wordplay, and absurd satire, then get someone else's novels. scottsteinonline.com www.amazon.com/dp/B08RB4S319 067
Scott Stein @sstein.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I am basically a canine doorman today. His third time ringing the bell to go outside and lie in the sun. 160
Scott Stein @sstein.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Speaking of satirical fiction, this is where to start if you want to check out my novels. scottsteinonline.com/books/the-gr... www.amazon.com/Great-Americ... bookshop.org/p/books/the-... 010
Scott Stein @sstein.bsky.social · 05/10/2026My "Strangers in Strange Lands" students are writing a paper about what Gulliver would think if he journeyed to the United States in 2026. 020
Scott Stein @sstein.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Not joking, the very first chapter of my 2020 novel has a coffee shop inspired by Being and Nothingness. Beans and Nothing Less 010
Scott Stein @sstein.bsky.social · 02/10/2026When this bus is in front of the house next door, I know the Eagles have a home game this weekend. 020
Scott Stein @sstein.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Just had a meeting with my department head and my colleague who edits the annual book I started in 2008, The 33rd. The coming volume will be the 20th anniversary/20th volume with a special section highlighting student writing from the first 19 years. drexelpublishing.com/the-33rd/ 130
Scott Stein @sstein.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Thread of a few summer flowers still going as of October 2. Bloomerang Lilac living up to the name. 131
Scott Stein @sstein.bsky.social · 01/10/2026To new followers and anyone on this website I might have helped laugh, please take a minute to read about my 2020 novel, The Great American Deception. It is by far my most popular book. scottsteinonline.com/books/the-gr... www.amazon.com/Great-Americ... 132
Scott Stein @sstein.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Here are the readings for my course "Major Authors: Franz Kafka" the last time I taught it, broken up by weeks for our 10-week quarter. I also included the books/translations we use. Sorry for the TBA in a couple of spots, but most of the readings are listed. 040
Scott Stein @sstein.bsky.social · 30/09/2026(Maybe it works better if you see both previous posts in order) Shorter word count > longer 000
Scott Stein @sstein.bsky.social · 30/09/2026This is info about the book. I don't want to brag, but other authors with books on the list that year include Steve Martin, John Waters, Kevin Nealon, Sarah Cooper, Molly Shannon, @mikebsacks.bsky.social, @kentremendous.bsky.social, Bob Odenkirk, David Sedaris, Hannah Gadsby, Tom Perrotta... 120
Scott Stein @sstein.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I read this sentence from part 4 of Gulliver's Travels to the class yesterday. I made sure everyone understood that I was quoting Swift and that they were not to video me and send it to their favorite rightwing podcaster who runs a professors-are-bad website. 040
Scott Stein @sstein.bsky.social · 29/09/2026When I promote my novels on Bluesky, I usually focus on my current trilogy, but some of you might like my first novel LOST. The Philadelphia Inquirer called it a "wonderfully comic ... page turner." scottsteinonline.com/books/lost/ www.amazon.com/dp/1670496139/ bookshop.org/p/books/lost... 140
Scott Stein @sstein.bsky.social · 27/09/2026This should be sent to every college president, provost, and dean (and student). 020
Scott Stein @sstein.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I have some new followers, so FYI: I write novels. The latest are comedies narrated by a coffee machine robot and have lots of funny footnotes. See reviews from Publishers Weekly, Vulture, Kirkus. Book one: scottsteinonline.com/books/the-gr... Book two: scottsteinonline.com/books/the-gr... 032
Scott Stein @sstein.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Got my royalty statement today. People are still reading this book from 2020. “Sure to appeal to fans of Douglas Adams, this zany, uproarious mystery is a constant delight.” —Publishers Weekly (starred review) scottsteinonline.com/books/the-gr... www.amazon.com/Great-Americ... 330
Scott Stein @sstein.bsky.social · 25/09/2026This hydrangea is so confused. First bloom of the year. Poor meeting-due-dates skill. 031
Scott Stein @sstein.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I'm buyin' pizza! Maybe two toppings! Possibly a salad but not the expensive one! 020
Scott Stein @sstein.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I’m not confident that this crape myrtle bloom will still be here after the storm this weekend. What are the odds? Sponsored by DraftKings 010
Scott Stein @sstein.bsky.social · 25/09/2026AI demonstrating strong reading comprehension skills. 082
Scott Stein @sstein.bsky.social · 24/09/2026This section on the other side of the yard is by far the largest, and lost all its leaves after transplanting. Seemed to be dead all summer. I decided to give it some time. Just today I saw that it has its first leaves, a few near the base. 220
Scott Stein @sstein.bsky.social · 23/09/2026This section just a few feet over had no leaves, looked dead until mid summer, and then slowly grew leaves. Seems healthy. 121