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ALLKAPPS @srslykapps.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
The accounts are what’s scary. This woman’s looks are the distraction. Don’t fall for it, keep your eye on the ball!
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ALLKAPPS @srslykapps.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
“She’s” not a real human. I’m not trying to be contentious, but we need to develop a keen eye for AI so that when it matters, we’ll be able to tell the difference.
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ALLKAPPS @srslykapps.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
It feels like slop, I agree
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ALLKAPPS @srslykapps.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
We’re choking, Roddy. It’s not like WE chose this. More of us voted against Donald, so please don’t blame his crimes on his victims.
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ALLKAPPS @srslykapps.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
What do they think about it in the quiet Ohio diner?
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ALLKAPPS @srslykapps.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
It’s a helluva time for this country to start having public executions, but here we are… and some people think the matriarchy will be less violent? Not at the onset, dudes - not at the onset…..
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ALLKAPPS @srslykapps.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
This is what happens when your soul leaves your body but you still have to walk around this planet.
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ALLKAPPS @srslykapps.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
They spent it
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Covie @covie93.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The President of the United States is the biggest threat to the United States.
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ALLKAPPS @srslykapps.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
So what you’re saying is that it IS possible to arrest people for treason?
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ALLKAPPS @srslykapps.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
“Merely” says it all
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ALLKAPPS @srslykapps.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Also: not punishing the civil war 1.0 eventually gets you civil war 2.0
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ALLKAPPS @srslykapps.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
His daughter is Hawk Tuah
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Hawk Tuah Girl Interview
ALT: Hawk Tuah Girl Interview
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ALLKAPPS @srslykapps.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Sorry, but the only safe thing to do is give up entirely on them. I won’t even let them on an elevator with me. They know why.
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ALLKAPPS @srslykapps.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
They all look the same.
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ALLKAPPS @srslykapps.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
My mother used to have a joke about wanting to alphabetize her OCD. CDO…
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ALLKAPPS @srslykapps.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Only 5? It feels much longer!
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ALLKAPPS @srslykapps.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
For anyone not understanding, this is why we dont trust them even with innocent compliments.
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ALLKAPPS @srslykapps.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Yes they are
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ALLKAPPS @srslykapps.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
BRO, why are you telling US? I’m so confused…
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ALLKAPPS @srslykapps.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Why do women and young girls need to care about football? We’re totally fine without it, tbh
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Jennifer Shin - WTAF @jennifershin.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
They lied during their Senate confirmation hearings. They should be impeached; lying constitutes perjury and/or high crimes and misdemeanors.
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ALLKAPPS @srslykapps.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Potato, potahto. They are one and the same. “Conservative” is also a dirty word. Anti-progress. No thanks!
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ALLKAPPS @srslykapps.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I don’t disagree with you, but I’m positing that they all have blackmail on everyone and there’s inherent fear of exposure and a solid power dynamic.
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ALLKAPPS @srslykapps.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Maybe not by physical force, but by coercion which is also violence
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ALLKAPPS @srslykapps.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Why won’t magazines and papers offer a pay by article feature????? I’d be willing - but it’s either no access at all or an ongoing subscription. Don’t they know how commitment-averse we all are??? We want to read. Let us read!
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ALLKAPPS @srslykapps.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I calmly await the untold number of apologies from people who told me I was overreacting. They still don’t understand, so I will wait a little longer. Plotting.
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ALLKAPPS @srslykapps.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Thanks to Trump, we used to worry about our grandchildren’s futures. Now we worry about our own…
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ALLKAPPS @srslykapps.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
In the northeast, we have the vinyard, the shore, the cape, down east, the island, the city…
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No Cartridge Trev @nocartridge.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I’m Ross Douthat. I’m cat turd 2. I’m Rob Schneider. I’m the ghost of the little person kid rock toured with. I’m MuricaFirst1776. And I’m Austin Tyler Harper. All this and Dean Cain, on 60 Minutes.
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ALLKAPPS @srslykapps.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
And also the beacon of arts and culture - Ross Douthat 🙄
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ALLKAPPS @srslykapps.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Like clockwork: tEh DeFiCiiiiiiiiiiT 😩
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ALLKAPPS @srslykapps.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
And there’s nothing wrong with buying it if it’s been ethically sourced. Taking it is never ok.
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ALLKAPPS @srslykapps.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
If he’s offering 5k, imagine what our silence is actually worth!
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ALLKAPPS @srslykapps.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Ask why Kristen was kiki’ing it up with Stephen Miller at the correspondent’s dinner.
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ALLKAPPS @srslykapps.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I’d venture to say that 75% of the male population doesn’t understand that when they call women “females,”they are dehumanizing us. It’s those men who don’t know or understand that dehumaization and rape culture are one and the same. And those are the “nice guys.”
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4fuxake @blueheartedly1.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I wish the media had the same urgency about the state of Mitch McConnell as they did for Kamala's W-2 from McDonald's in the 80s.
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
To help teachers at my local public school, I’ve donated rulers, chalk, and surgical supplies to perform secret school gender transitions.
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ALLKAPPS @srslykapps.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
That number is off by magnitudes 😞
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ALLKAPPS @srslykapps.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
@thegodshow.com please protect (80 year old) Cher
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ALLKAPPS @srslykapps.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
You mention her “curvy physique” - how about when you pass, we talk about your dick length. Or lack thereof 🤏
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ALLKAPPS @srslykapps.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I saw this movie at age 8 in the theater. It was my origin story. No 9-5’s for me! No Dabney Colmans either…
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ALLKAPPS @srslykapps.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Have him explain why we continue to get AMBER alerts. If your flock cameras work, then you shouldn’t have any problem hunting down that 2006 tan Altima we keep hearing about.
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ALLKAPPS @srslykapps.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Love the reference to grandma going missing. 😘🤌
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Seth Abramson @sethabramson.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
When America is gone, remember NYT headlines like this and never again ask what role corporate media played in normalizing the most dangerous man on Earth
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
we are PROTECTING WOMEN IN WOMEN'S SPORTS by having MEN show up to WOMEN'S SPORTS to YELL at the WOMEN PLAYING SPORTS
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ALLKAPPS @srslykapps.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Can’t wait to hear from the OP when they wake up today and see the replies. O Canada…
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ALLKAPPS @srslykapps.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Amalia, you packed so much info into that tight little explanation 🫡 “into the ground” made me lol
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ALLKAPPS @srslykapps.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Are we sure it’s not the wild horses he’s slaughtering?
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ALLKAPPS @srslykapps.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Seriously! Bezos is literally one pinky gesture away from his Dr. Evil cosplay transformation to be complete.
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