Reposted by SimonMartin Rowson @martinrowson.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Latest faux ad collage for the excellent @thenewworldmag.bsky.social out now! 13310
Reposted by SimonCount Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 07/08/2026In Clacton right now. (Real, not AI!) #VoteBinface 302016417
Reposted by SimonCount Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 06/08/2026There now follows a party election broadcast by the Count Binface Party, And if I do say so myself, it's a banger. #VoteBinface #Clacton 22672302814
Simon @squonk61.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Hedgehogs: we got ‘em. Still some babies to come too. #hedgehog 120
Reposted by SimonCount Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 27/07/2026Here it is. My manifesto for the 2026 Clacton By-Election. It's a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. Join me, clean up Clacton and let's make 13th August Bin Day! #VoteBinface #VoteyMcVoteface #YesWeTinCan 29369612159
Reposted by SimonCold War Steve @coldwarsteve.bsky.social · 23/06/2026Happy 10 years of Brexit 💃💃💃 411487580
Reposted by SimonLed By Donkeys @ledbydonkeys.org · 23/06/2026Exactly 10 years since the Brexit vote, the verdict is in. 15039221763
Simon @squonk61.bsky.social · 22/06/2026Sometimes, rules and good manners just have to be broken. 000
Simon @squonk61.bsky.social · 15/06/2026Storks over our garden today: the parents taking the children out for an afternoon glide. There is nothing like it. #storks #whitestork 020
Simon @squonk61.bsky.social · 13/06/2026Casper and Stanley taking a break from their bickering. #guineapig 1204
Simon @squonk61.bsky.social · 09/06/2026Something of a standoff between the hedgehogs hogs last night. There is a fourth lurking in the undergrowth. The pregnant female sensibly passed by earlier! #hedgehogs 030
Simon @squonk61.bsky.social · 08/06/2026Considering the amount of activity around here I have a strong suspicion this may be a pregnant hedgehog. Moving slowly and quite erm, rotund in the lower quarters. Anybody have an idea? #hedgehog #pregnant 130
Simon @squonk61.bsky.social · 04/06/2026Four hedgehogs together last night - watch carefully as the fourth emerges from the undergrowth. I wonder how many young we’ll get this year? #hedgehogs 030
Reposted by SimonRSPB @rspb.bsky.social · 29/05/2026It's another scorcher.. 🥵☀️ Be sure to put out plenty of water for birds & wildlife in your garden so they can keep cool and have enough to drink. Got your patch covered? Share this reminder! 214847
Simon @squonk61.bsky.social · 20/05/2026Stanley never looks happier than when out and and about looking for trouble. #guineapig 0215
Reposted by SimonMatt Bishop 🏳️🌈 🏁 @thebishf1.bsky.social · 23/04/2026Yesterday this tweet appeared on my X account, which has been hacked. I no longer have access to it, so I can’t delete it. Anyone who clicks on the link may lose their X account for ever, as I have. If you’re on X, please post a tweet advising all F1 twitterati to unfollow & avoid my X account. 😔 6374
Simon @squonk61.bsky.social · 14/04/2026When you peel a banana at the OTHER SIDE OF THE ROOM. These two have an incredible Banana-dar! #guineapigs 1184
Simon @squonk61.bsky.social · 03/04/2026Oh my, this is a first for these two. #guineapigs #guineapig 0192
Simon @squonk61.bsky.social · 02/04/2026Quite a lot of nightly hedgehog activity now: here’s three together yesterday evening. And that’s not all of them - at least one more has been circulating. #hedgehog #wildlife 020
Simon @squonk61.bsky.social · 29/03/2026The faces… Turning the looks up to 11 in the hope of more banana #guineapig 1201
Simon @squonk61.bsky.social · 21/03/2026The Plumpers have worked out that they don’t have to try and eat from the same end of the hay filled cardboard… #guineapigs 0191
Simon @squonk61.bsky.social · 21/03/2026Cork self destructed when opening a bottle of wine? Today, I’m experimenting with a French press - quite effective so far. What it will taste like is another matter. At least it will be well aerated… 020
Simon @squonk61.bsky.social · 19/03/2026Having three hedgehogs visit last night has hastened me to relocate one of the houses - they are currently too close to each other. This is the base structure taking shape. It’s slow going as the location is not so conducive to humping heavy slabs about… #hedgehog 000
Simon @squonk61.bsky.social · 19/03/2026Three (!) hedgehogs visited our garden last night, including one born here in 2022. He has an eye missing and it’s always special to see him back. #hedgehogs 010
Simon @squonk61.bsky.social · 16/03/2026Banana? Who peeled a banana? BANANAAAAAA #guineapigs #banana 0376
Simon @squonk61.bsky.social · 16/03/2026And then there were two! This could be a long courtship or some early babies. Looks like hedgehog corner will be busy this year. #hedgehog #spring 020
Simon @squonk61.bsky.social · 15/03/2026Sunday nature watch: here we see the genius Floofius Plumpius in its natural habitat. #guineapig 1222
Simon @squonk61.bsky.social · 13/03/2026First visit this year of a stork to the telegraph pole in our garden. I dream of one building a nest there but previous attempts have been nixed by the male from the next village kicking interlopers off. (He uses it in the summer when his own nest gets crowded with babies) #stork #cigogne 011
Simon @squonk61.bsky.social · 12/03/2026These two love a timetable. Every morning about the same time they gather in front of the pellet bowl in anticipation of their faithful servant finishing his breakfast. #guineapig 1227
Simon @squonk61.bsky.social · 06/03/2026Washington Behind Closed Doors (the 1977 mini series) was always a thinly disguised retelling of #watergate but watching in the present climate it is remarkably prescient. Either that or not much new under the sun… 000
Simon @squonk61.bsky.social · 01/03/2026A 31 year old McLaren Vale Shiraz from Chateau Reynella - perhaps past its best? - but rather lovely #shiraz #reynella #mclarenvale #wine 130
Simon @squonk61.bsky.social · 24/02/2026Looks like it’s time to stock up on hedgehog food. #hedgehog 041
Simon @squonk61.bsky.social · 02/02/2026Is it true that Amazon will give you a reduction if you add Melania tickets to your order? I think we should be told. 000
Simon @squonk61.bsky.social · 29/01/2026The boys looking a little like rock stars. Plump Floyd, perhaps. (They are, in the words of their greatest fan, satisfyingly plump) #guineapigs #plump 0112
Simon @squonk61.bsky.social · 27/01/2026Some light rumblestrutting and celebratory popcorns from Stanley. Casper is suitably nonplussed #guineapigs #rumblestrutting #popcorning 0112