Simon @squonk61.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Well I suppose this is par for the course from someone who thinks a sprint race in Monaco is a good idea. 000
Simon @squonk61.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Even higher in France: up to the equivalent of £2.15 a litre 100
Simon @squonk61.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Yet again, a chance to add the original single mix has passed us by, a great shame. 000
Simon @squonk61.bsky.social · 16/09/2026To quote M. Python Esq.: “Now stop this, it’s getting silly!” 000
Simon @squonk61.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Monaco sprint: Pathetic. It’s motor RACING folks, not motor qualifying… 000
Simon @squonk61.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Whatever the reasons for a sprint in Monaco, it’ll have nothing to do with racing. 000
Simon @squonk61.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Checks calendar: not 1st of April. A sprint in Monaco is a chocolate fireguard. 000
Simon @squonk61.bsky.social · 14/09/2026And it was so ugly to look at- all that catch fencing right by the track can’t have been much fun for the paying punters either. Gimmicks and “facilities” do not make a Spa or Monza. 010
Simon @squonk61.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Wouldn’t be surprised that the donations are intentionally invalid so Reform can whinge about the unfairness blah blah 020
Reposted by SimonMartin Rowson @martinrowson.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Latest faux ad collage for the excellent @thenewworldmag.bsky.social out now! 13310
Simon @squonk61.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Current view from France on iOS. Oh, my they do seem to be in a pickle. 060
Simon @squonk61.bsky.social · 14/08/2026I’ve lived in Alsace for 12 years and every time I see a stork it brings a smile to my face. Their return from migration at the start of the year is magical. 020
Simon @squonk61.bsky.social · 14/08/2026If you wish to contribute to Lee’s Y-Front Fire Extinguisher Fund, please ensure you use an offshore crypto account. 061
Reposted by SimonCount Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 07/08/2026In Clacton right now. (Real, not AI!) #VoteBinface 302016417
Reposted by SimonCount Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 06/08/2026There now follows a party election broadcast by the Count Binface Party, And if I do say so myself, it's a banger. #VoteBinface #Clacton 22672302814
Simon @squonk61.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Be sure to take plenty of plasters for their knuckles - you could make a tidy sum. 010
Simon @squonk61.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Hedgehogs: we got ‘em. Still some babies to come too. #hedgehog 120
Reposted by SimonCount Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 27/07/2026Here it is. My manifesto for the 2026 Clacton By-Election. It's a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. Join me, clean up Clacton and let's make 13th August Bin Day! #VoteBinface #VoteyMcVoteface #YesWeTinCan 29369612159
Simon @squonk61.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Four LPs and they couldn’t find space for the original single version of In The Air…I’m flabbergasted. 000
Simon @squonk61.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Oh I remember that vividly- he came to a rest right in front of us just before copse. It may have been fragile but it was a beautiful car. 140
Simon @squonk61.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Another vote for Count Binface as the unity candidate to add to the novelty one already declared. 010
Simon @squonk61.bsky.social · 26/06/2026If the fireworks have been supplied by a guy he knows, that’s a definite proposition. 080
Reposted by SimonCold War Steve @coldwarsteve.bsky.social · 23/06/2026Happy 10 years of Brexit 💃💃💃 411487580
Simon @squonk61.bsky.social · 23/06/2026Stat monkeys will not agree but he is the absolute GOAT. If you know etc. 010