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Simon

@squonk61.bsky.social
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Interests in no particular order: Guinea pigs, storks, hedgehogs, Genesis, Beatles, F1, things mechanical. Late diagnosis for ASD, which has been... interesting. planetsi.com

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Simon @squonk61.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Wait until they get to Monaco
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Simon @squonk61.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Take as much time as you like chaps.
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Simon @squonk61.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Well I suppose this is par for the course from someone who thinks a sprint race in Monaco is a good idea.
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Simon @squonk61.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Even higher in France: up to the equivalent of £2.15 a litre
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Simon @squonk61.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Yet again, a chance to add the original single mix has passed us by, a great shame.
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Simon @squonk61.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
To quote M. Python Esq.: “Now stop this, it’s getting silly!”
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Simon @squonk61.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Monaco sprint: Pathetic. It’s motor RACING folks, not motor qualifying…
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Simon @squonk61.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Whatever the reasons for a sprint in Monaco, it’ll have nothing to do with racing.
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Simon @squonk61.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Checks calendar: not 1st of April. A sprint in Monaco is a chocolate fireguard.
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Simon @squonk61.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Diesel price shocker
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Simon @squonk61.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The only thing he’s on is the toilet.
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Simon @squonk61.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
And it was so ugly to look at- all that catch fencing right by the track can’t have been much fun for the paying punters either. Gimmicks and “facilities” do not make a Spa or Monza.
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Simon @squonk61.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Comfortable Guinea pig
A white Teddy Guinea pig reclining atop a wooden hide.
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Simon @squonk61.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Wouldn’t be surprised that the donations are intentionally invalid so Reform can whinge about the unfairness blah blah
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Martin Rowson @martinrowson.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Latest faux ad collage for the excellent @thenewworldmag.bsky.social out now!
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Simon @squonk61.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open, period
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Simon @squonk61.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Where’s my 5k?
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Simon @squonk61.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I weep for the country of my birth.
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Simon @squonk61.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Aaaaaand unfollow
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Simon @squonk61.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Aaaand of course it wasn’t even a French invasion…
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Simon @squonk61.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Diddums
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Simon @squonk61.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Current view from France on iOS. Oh, my they do seem to be in a pickle.
Google maps screenshot of Lake Ontario
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Simon @squonk61.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Oh my. Casper owns the pellet bowl #guineapig
A white Teddy Guinea pig reclining by a plastic bowl of pellets
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Simon @squonk61.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Unexpected diaper change
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Simon @squonk61.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
And people wonder why AI has so many detractors.
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Simon @squonk61.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I’ve lived in Alsace for 12 years and every time I see a stork it brings a smile to my face. Their return from migration at the start of the year is magical.
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Simon @squonk61.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
If you wish to contribute to Lee’s Y-Front Fire Extinguisher Fund, please ensure you use an offshore crypto account.
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Simon @squonk61.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Fire extinguisher for Mr. Farage’s Y-fronts please
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Simon @squonk61.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Attention #twitch users
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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
In Clacton right now. (Real, not AI!) #VoteBinface
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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
There now follows a party election broadcast by the Count Binface Party, And if I do say so myself, it's a banger. #VoteBinface #Clacton
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Simon @squonk61.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Today’s market manipulating useful idiot.
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Simon @squonk61.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Be sure to take plenty of plasters for their knuckles - you could make a tidy sum.
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Simon @squonk61.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
“Foreign state” my derriére - he’s got dual nationality
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Simon @squonk61.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Four hedgehogs together
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Simon @squonk61.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Hedgehogs: we got ‘em. Still some babies to come too. #hedgehog
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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Here it is. My manifesto for the 2026 Clacton By-Election. It's a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. Join me, clean up Clacton and let's make 13th August Bin Day! #VoteBinface #VoteyMcVoteface #YesWeTinCan
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Simon @squonk61.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Four LPs and they couldn’t find space for the original single version of In The Air…I’m flabbergasted.
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Simon @squonk61.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Oh I remember that vividly- he came to a rest right in front of us just before copse. It may have been fragile but it was a beautiful car.
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Simon @squonk61.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
They’re worried.
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Cold War Steve @coldwarsteve.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
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Simon @squonk61.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Binface for the win
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Simon @squonk61.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Another vote for Count Binface as the unity candidate to add to the novelty one already declared.
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Simon @squonk61.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Let’s hope the blue doesn’t turn green.
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Simon @squonk61.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
If the fireworks have been supplied by a guy he knows, that’s a definite proposition.
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Simon @squonk61.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Oh lordy he thinks he’s Batman.
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Cold War Steve @coldwarsteve.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Swamp thing
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Simon @squonk61.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
A pervert’s wet dream. Nay, nay and thrice nay.
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Cold War Steve @coldwarsteve.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Happy 10 years of Brexit 💃💃💃
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Simon @squonk61.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Stat monkeys will not agree but he is the absolute GOAT. If you know etc.
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