Meg🦑 @squinoza.bsky.social · 54mnvr done something w two of my partners at once before, wanna enjoy it, and that's the day the reveal i have to stay and work an extra 2 hours 000
Meg🦑 @squinoza.bsky.social · 3hthey were entirely unimpressed when i said i've been to two mountain goats concerts 150
Meg🦑 @squinoza.bsky.social · 3ha couple third graders were talking excitedly about how much they like the mountain goats, there is hope for them yet 150
Meg🦑 @squinoza.bsky.social · 8h"hm ishtar and easter sound really similar 🤔" fundie dad level analysis 110
Meg🦑 @squinoza.bsky.social · 20hnot me i'm thinking "can she tell can she tell does she think i'm pretty can she tell??" 2190
Meg🦑 @squinoza.bsky.social · 21hi love you onion but you're too hard to measure. what the hell is a "small" onion? 010
Reposted by Meg🦑Animal Aspects (Art History Animalia) @animal-aspects.bsky.social · 11/10/2025For #SquittleDay (squid and cuttlefish day!): “cool shades” #squid in an ancient Roman sea bed mosaic, 2nd c. BCE. Archaeological Museum of Populonia, Piombino, Italy. 😎 commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Mo... #CephalopodAwarenessDays 05621
Reposted by Meg🦑francis @dilfkink.kindboys.online · 10/04/2025having a wardrobe made up entirely of earth tones is really difficult because there's a 1/4 chance you'll accidentally cosplay as shaggy 5627
Meg🦑 @squinoza.bsky.social · 21hi think my most problematic trait is that when i'm cooking i tend to use less onion and more garlic than is called for by the recipe 240
Meg🦑 @squinoza.bsky.social · 22hone of the best part of dating femmes is when they sit with their knees folded up in front of them and have to pull their skirts down like a little loin cloth. or when they flash me. 050
Meg🦑 @squinoza.bsky.social · 22hif i have two girlfriends by valentine's day i'll have to sell my left AND right nuts 040
Meg🦑 @squinoza.bsky.social · 11/10/2026mhm yes certainly i remember 9/11. that's what 35yos say right 110
Meg🦑 @squinoza.bsky.social · 11/10/2026testing out the strength of the weed brownies i made for a date this week and wowww i'm gonna be saying some really stupid things to them :))) 030
Reposted by Meg🦑area woman @explodingpiano.bsky.social · 11/10/2026someone made this with snoopy 152857495
Reposted by Meg🦑Media in my Downloads folder :steamhappy: @furry-hater.bsky.social · 08/10/2026 8248101
Reposted by Meg🦑francis @dilfkink.kindboys.online · 11/01/2026"bears vs packers" or as i like to say . Heh. My ideal Saturday night... 210020
Meg🦑 @squinoza.bsky.social · 11/10/2026when you're playing along with a track that has the bass really loud in the mix and every time you make a mistake you Hear It 020
Meg🦑 @squinoza.bsky.social · 11/10/2026i have done it well and done it where the other girl is really into it just doesn't do much for me physically 100
Meg🦑 @squinoza.bsky.social · 10/10/2026the Honda fit-into-a-small-space-in-that-godawful-merge-getting-on-the-liberty-bridge 020
Meg🦑 @squinoza.bsky.social · 10/10/2026yk i've got this long thin scar on my stomach and i have no clue where it could've come from i think maybe one of my organs was taken 130
Meg🦑 @squinoza.bsky.social · 10/10/2026big silly purchase being custom women's 12 pink converse, of course 010
Meg🦑 @squinoza.bsky.social · 10/10/2026i already made my big silly purchase and my big essential purchases for the month 110
Meg🦑 @squinoza.bsky.social · 10/10/2026i really want to get a new piercing this month but i should know better 110
Reposted by Meg🦑Ele Willoughby @minouette.bsky.social · 10/10/2026October 9 is Nautilus Night, part of the International Cephalopod Awareness Days. The nautilus is a very unusual looking creature; a cephalopod like the squid or octopus, which grows its own shell. They are known as “living fossils,” having survived relatively unchanged for millions of years. 🧪🐡🐙 210528
Meg🦑 @squinoza.bsky.social · 10/10/2026it's kind of a little landmark for me the first time i find someone i'm dating's hair on my things 020
Meg🦑 @squinoza.bsky.social · 10/10/2026the unfortunate thing i've figured out after so many years of hooking up with other trans women is that i hate frotting 240
Meg🦑 @squinoza.bsky.social · 10/10/2026option 1: survive 5 more days like this option 2: do something stupid 020
Meg🦑 @squinoza.bsky.social · 10/10/2026[affected by a witch's curse] maybe i *could* flirt with a 40yo on grindr 140
Reposted by Meg🦑hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Yall wanna see a puppy with hiccups getting mad 6039271010
