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Lu Lapin @squeezy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Had a mid-life crisis. Told the hairdresser to cut my hair off because I am an idiot. Expecting Teela to walk through the door at any moment to berate me for me poor life (hair) choices.

It me. Adam, Prince of Eternia, experiencing HAIR REGRET

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Lu Lapin @squeezy.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

We finally pulled our fingers out and got some of these printed Available as cards and art prints, they don't look too shabby. We’re taking some to the market on Saturday, and they’ll be up on the website soon

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Lu Lapin @squeezy.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

See, I read 'Mary' and not the 'Poppins' bit and I thought you meant Herself here. And I thought, sure, I'd watch that.

The 'Virgin' Mary in a pink frock and a blue cape.

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Lu Lapin @squeezy.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Trans friends: if you're worried about being bothered by wrong'uns in the lav and if you’re near our Cornwall workshop (just off the A30 outside Launceston), you’re always welcome to use our loo. No expectation to buy owt or do an art. Message first though as we're a bit tucked away. 🏳️‍⚧️

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Lu Lapin @squeezy.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

Been busy with the paints and crayons. This one made me cry a bit. If you remember my dog, Timber, you'll know... 'The Wood Holds What Was'

Mixed-media painting of Little Red Riding Hood and a large wolf sitting side by side on a log in a misty, enchanted forest. They are seen from behind, small within the landscape, surrounded by dark twisting trees, oversized patterned leaves, mushrooms, seed heads and glowing botanical forms in greens, blues and muted reds. The forest opens into a pale clearing behind them

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Lu Lapin @squeezy.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

The Cat Distribution System has spoken. It has been mutually and cordially agreed that the neighbours' cat is now officially our cat. She's a wriggly, bitey ball of chaos, which is probably why on her first night sleeping on the bed, I dreamt that she was in fact an albino cobra called Julio.

A very, very relaxed black and white cat lying on her back asleep, tummy exposed, legs akimbo.

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Lu Lapin @squeezy.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

Ever look at all the pointless objects in the world and get a kind of existential vertigo from the scale and futility of it all? Anyway, here are some flaars I picked from m'garden

'Rustic' hand-tied bouquet in pink, blue and lime green containing ferns, climbing green/white hydrangea and blue hydrangea macrophylla, perennial sweet peas (so no scent), alchemilla mollis, verbena bonariensis, cosmos and hedge woundwort

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Lu Lapin @squeezy.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

Exactly. I wonder how many stupid Brits are going to be in A&E later. The amount of lobsters we saw yesterday, I just wanted to go and slap some factor 50 on the lot of them. Meanwhile, I thought you might appreciate the bunnies' set up. Have had to run cables up the garden to plug in their fans.

Half of a large bunny enclosure with fans outside

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Lu Lapin @squeezy.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

Why thank you. Ivy and Sprout would also like to submit their fizzogs for your evaluation

A brown and white lop who will cut you if you cross her

A grey lop who will be your best friend as long as the dandelions are forthcoming.

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Lu Lapin @squeezy.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

'What a lot of self-indulgent, middle class claptrap.' - Teddy and Larkin

Black rabbit and a grey rabbit sitting together, silently judging twats

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Lu Lapin @squeezy.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

Haha not today. Today we went to give some bears their breakfast

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Lu Lapin @squeezy.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

Literally no one is going to guess what we're doing today (except for those in the know)

A travelled courtyard and wooden shack with trees to the right of the pic. A blue sky above

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Lu Lapin @squeezy.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

Found a tiny friend amid the rubbish outside the workshop today. Had to move the rubbish but cobbled together a wee hoos and garden in advance of the heatwave. Meet my new pal, Persephone

A female common toad with beautiful green and russet markings and characteristic party skin.

A makeshift toad habitat. Blue tarp beneath which is a brick and terracotta construction filled with moss, two plant pots with wood stacked between, and a shallow tray of water.

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Lu Lapin @squeezy.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

Legend has it Poundland adopted the laurel wreath as its logo because Scipio Africanus used to love to pop in to pick up some glitter pens and a multipack of Tangy Toms for the lads in between Punic Wars.

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Lu Lapin @squeezy.bsky.social · 28/04/2026

I feel like my life has always been burdened, delayed, and derailed. I have to stop whingeing and waiting for it to begin when everything has finally stopped being such a fucking faff because I'll be dead by the time that happens. Anyway, here's pics of m'garden, cos that's not a total disaster

Pic of a garden with mature shrubs in the background, and large lithodora with blue flowers in the foreground. Disorganised but pretty

A garden path framed by an archway clothed in honesuckle and a climbing hydrangea. Messy but kinda nice

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Lu Lapin @squeezy.bsky.social · 28/03/2026

So, on account of her stroke, my 87 year-old mother's having some speech therapy. The speech therapist, a very proper lady, comes in this morning. 'Why not read some pages out loud from your book?'. So she did...

And excerpt from Chapter Two, Guilty by Martina Cole.
'Hennie Matthews had seen enough dicks to write an encyclopedia on them. Short ones, fat ones, crooked ones, skinny ones, shrivelled ones...She'd seen them all. She had no particular preference. A dick was a dick, and as long as the owner if said dick paid up, she didn't care.'

An exceprt from Guilty by Martina Cole.

'FUCK!' Pete screamed, letting go of Steph's hair and dropping to his knees. 'You cunt.'

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Lu Lapin @squeezy.bsky.social · 18/03/2026

Going even further afield today.

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Lu Lapin @squeezy.bsky.social · 17/03/2026

I'm on the buzz, cockers. Bit of a long way round, mind.

Bus sign that says 'West Bromwich via Londonderry, Kenrick Park' or you can go via Soho if you're short on time.

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Lu Lapin @squeezy.bsky.social · 08/03/2026

Comforting to know that the Manner of Death Predictor forsees S-i-L and B-i-L being taken off to a watery grave (together, I assume). B-i-L via means of a mythical sea creature of norse legend, quite fitting, really. S-i-L (I imagine) fighting said creature valiantly to the end to save her love.

Screenshot circling Manner of Death: Fiona Campbell-Howes (carried out to sea) and James Alistair Henry (Cruise accident (Kraken))

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Lu Lapin @squeezy.bsky.social · 14/02/2026

@chompmancobra.bsky.social we were wondering about Falmouth and saw this in a bookshop window. Limited hardback commemorative edition for 2026.

Book cover depicting a posterised image of a Scottish loch with a tree in front, behind which, we see Steve posing for Scotland's Most Best Face of 2026 (the [edited] title of the book)

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Lu Lapin @squeezy.bsky.social · 11/01/2026

I'm pretty sure you're right. Larkin (grey) routinely steals food from Teddy, poor wee lad. He likes dill and fennel best, she likes mint and coriander.

Two bunnies sittung together eating greens. One grey and white lop, and the other a black Netherland dwarf X.

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Lu Lapin @squeezy.bsky.social · 11/01/2026

Cats - don't you just fuckin' love 'em.

A bill from the vet's totalling £987.97 for what turned out be a loose tooth. 'Yay'

Photo of a white cat with a grey patch on his head, longing like a leisurely old gentlemen, but mlemming like a drunken idiot.

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Lu Lapin @squeezy.bsky.social · 26/12/2025

Found more than we bargained for on today's woodland walk.

A picture of a mossy woodland floor with upright pine trees. Sitting among the tree trunks is what looks like a mountain gorilla covered in soft mossy green fur, a simulacrum made by the roots of a fallen tree that has been lying on the forest floor for many months. It really, really looks like a gorilla.

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Lu Lapin @squeezy.bsky.social · 24/12/2025

Christmas demons assembled. Have a marvellous time, you bunch of absolute wrong'uns.

An assortment of very old, small, creepy looking dolls and Christmas ornaments ready to go on the tree. At midnight they awake and will come for your souls. So that's something to look forward to.

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Lu Lapin @squeezy.bsky.social · 21/10/2025

In an uncharacteristic turn of events, I'm sorting out Christmas stock early (for me - apparently 'the normals' do this sort of thing months in advance). Behold, my shiny trinkets. Long, tedious hours at the saw and diamond polisher await as I get these ready to be made into necklaces.

A selection of around 30 square and rectangular glass cabochons of varying sizes (between 5 and 10/15 cm). They are made with various fusible types of glass, each including an element of dichroic glass, which has a special textured coating giving it a reflective 'foiled' appearance, with multi-faceted colours ranging from pinks and lilacs, to blues and silvers. The colours of the cabochons are mainly icy blues, but there are some that are pink and purple, as well as emerald green. The cabochons have different patterns according to the type of dichroic glass that has been used - some patterns look like fish scales and some look like flowers, bubbles, other patterns look like crinkled paper or foil.

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Lu Lapin @squeezy.bsky.social · 19/10/2025

Been tinkering in the workshop with @nibus.bsky.social, evidently I'm going through my Blue Period

Rectangular piece of glass. An abstract seascape in various tones of blue appearing as horizontal stripes, interspersed with thin horizontal slivers of silver shimmer

Rectangular piece of glass. An abstract seascape with various tones of blue, including some horizontal stripes of blue shimmer glass on the bottom two thirds. There are some muted neutral tones of glass in the middle of the piece, which are softly curved to give the illusion of dunes or rocks, and transparent blue/turquoise tones in the top third. The piece is smooth, there are tiny, delicate bubbles visible beneath the surface of the glass.

A glass art piece appearing in landscape format. It comprises icy blue/turquoise tones and on the upper half, and an effect beneath the lightly blue tinted glass surface which gives the appearance of cracked ice. There are some transparent blue shimmer tones of glass running horizontally across the bottom. The piece is smooth on the surface. There are bubbles visible beneath the top layer of glass, giving the illusion of water.

A glass art piece in landscape format. The piece comprises deep, transparent blues, with some streaks of shimmering blue and icy-coloured glass running horizontally across the piece. The lower half of the piece gives the impression of a sea bed with speckled, neutral shades giving the impression of sand which is visible beneath a transparent turquoise blue. The top layer is smooth and beneath the surface, bubbles are visible giving the impression of water.

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Lu Lapin @squeezy.bsky.social · 11/10/2025

After a protracted period of everything being fucking terrible for us personally, as well as all the awful shite going on more widely, please share in this little corner of happiness with us. Behold this pair of furry twats who seem to have finally bonded after 5 months' hard work. #rabbitsarenobs

Two rabbits, one grey, one brown in a small bonding pen. They have a litter tray, water and some food. They'll be supervised for the next few days, then they'll move into their permanent and extensive luxury accommodation. They are a pair of absolute dickheads and I love them very much.

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Lu Lapin @squeezy.bsky.social · 03/09/2025

These entrepreneurs who're all like 'losing my job was the best thing to ever happen to me. I sold my wife and kids to fund *my terrible idea* and now I'm richer than you could possibly imagine, you bunch of sad povvos'. Anyway, I've got this idea, it's called the ArmsUnder™. Anyone want in?

Image of white woman with brown hair looking away from the camera. She's sitting on a sofa in a bright and airy living room. She's smug, she's cosy, she's the proud owner of the ArmsUnder™, which she is currently enjoying (it's a blanket but don't tell anyone).

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Lu Lapin @squeezy.bsky.social · 06/08/2025

Wow, it seems like the annoying white, middle-class yoga moms were right, all I needed to do was ask the universe to provide. Look! An almost 10,000% increase on last week's 'generous' PO. The Milky Bars are on me, kids. FML.

A PO for one whole pound, up 99,999% on last week's PO for one penny.

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Lu Lapin @squeezy.bsky.social · 31/07/2025

Enormously profitable global company just sent my latest PO.

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Lu Lapin @squeezy.bsky.social · 16/07/2025

I'd normally not touch the holiday cases for at least six months but we wanted to dig out our booty from that lovely human, @werkoderko.bsky.social, there was even more, but it all went in our big, fat, contented tummies.

A huge haul of German goodies, including sweets and biscuits, beer, crisps, spices, cream liqueur, jams, pet treats, and a MASSIVE horseradish root.

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Lu Lapin @squeezy.bsky.social · 15/07/2025

Can confirm that @werkoderko.bsky.social is as fabulous in real life as she is 'virtually'. It was wonderful to meet one of our favourite people, albeit briefly. And look at all the food she brought us!!! She's bloody awesome and marvellous.

A shopping bag filled to the brim with food for our journey and to take home.

A picnic snack box with soft cheeses, grapes, blueberries and figs, and little cubes of hard cheese for our journey.

A picnic box with pickled garlic, fresh cucumber and radishes, a little black of butter, and a tub of liptauer (I think)

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Lu Lapin @squeezy.bsky.social · 16/06/2025

All I wanted was some eyebrow gel, but now I have to plan the invasion of Gaul.

An email entitled 'Hun, I Wanted To Say Hello!'

An oil portrait of Atilla the Hun by Arturas Slapsys. Depicting a central Asian man with long, curly black hair, a goatee and handlebar moustache. He's wearing a tasteful furry hat, stole and armour ensemble. He's looking wistfully into the middle distance contemplating eyebrow gel.

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Lu Lapin @squeezy.bsky.social · 08/06/2025

Us on our private jet, on the way to the Londis for some Nurofen.

A pair of smug bastards toasting each other on their private jet. They're off to get nurofen cos they aren't povvos and can afford branded painkillers, the big, flashy twats.

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Lu Lapin @squeezy.bsky.social · 08/06/2025

Feeling fancy, gonna treat myself to some ibuprofen.

The King of Thailand sitting on gold throne, dressed all in gold with a massive gold cone on his head and some kind of stupid gold boat behind him. He looks like he needs some ibuprofen.

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Lu Lapin @squeezy.bsky.social · 07/06/2025

Anyway, I picked you some flaars from m'garden.

A close-up of a vase of fuchsia pink and deep red peonies mostly in bloom, with a couple in bud with fern and bird cherry foliage to try to make it look a bit fancy, like.

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Lu Lapin @squeezy.bsky.social · 07/06/2025

I love my shady garden. I'm planting it up in the top half of our space. I'm planning to build a little waterfall and pond there eventually. It's where our office is and also where the bunnies live, and my little arbour, where I can sit to watch them.

A gothic style arbour painted black with green and white leaf print cushions on the seat. It has a gothic style mirror hanging on the back above the seat. There are two clay urns hanging on either side of the arbour with small ferns planted in them. On the ground, on either side of the arbour are hostas in pots.

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Lu Lapin @squeezy.bsky.social · 07/06/2025

To think it once looked like this:

Image shows two photos of the same garden, one on top of the other. Top photo dated July 2013 shows a digger sitting at the top of a long stretch of garden, which has no plants, only bare earth and the beginnings of a wall being built in the foreground with a cement mixer to the right.
Bottom photo dated May 2014 shows new stone wall with flower beds in the foreground with steps leading into the garden with a pergola to the right and a greenhouse further along. There is some patchy grass but very few plants.

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Lu Lapin @squeezy.bsky.social · 02/03/2025

First time up on the moor since Timber Wolf died 16 months ago. A good day for letting go and clearing out the cobwebs.

A picture of the moor with a deep blue sky with wisps of white. There is an evergreen tree in the centre right midground sitting behind a stone hedge. In the foreground, a little stream flows down diagonally from middle left to the bottom right corner, cutting through yellow/green banks on either side.

Long shadows of two people cast against the short yellowish moorland grass. The top third of the picture shows a brilliant blue sky with delicate wisps of white.

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Lu Lapin @squeezy.bsky.social · 22/02/2025

Yeah, said goodbye to this one today, wee Hamish Bunny. Wasn't being intentionally vague, just didn't want to spoil the wonderful book news. Very excited to read it.

Light brown and white lionhead bunny with the most magnificent ears you ever did see.

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Lu Lapin @squeezy.bsky.social · 13/01/2025

Shout out to us, and that time we once very nearly joined a cult. It was Andrew they wanted, tbh.

FB post from 13th January 2014

'The moment you realise you're not at the Parish Council meeting but you have, in fact, turned up to the village over-70s line dancing class.'

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Lu Lapin @squeezy.bsky.social · 13/01/2025

I guess 14 isn't to be sniffed at tho' I wish he could've managed a bit longer. Night night, Herschel, you were an epic bunny rabbit with the best waffly nose and most excellent ninja skillz. Hopitty hop, off you pop. Journey well, you furry menace. You were my favourite, don't tell the others. ❤️

A magnificent caramel and white lop-eared bunny lounging on a bed of hay

Close up of the face of the most handsome caramel and white lop-eared bunny. He has a waffley nose and big whiskers.

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Lu Lapin @squeezy.bsky.social · 30/12/2024

Trouser hell indeed, perhaps we should get some of these? You could smuggle the entire buffet out in these, including the juices - latex, nice and waterproof.

Some dude on a fashion runway dressed in white wearing voluminous latex trousers.

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Lu Lapin @squeezy.bsky.social · 24/12/2024

And just for @nibus.bsky.social and @fortrenn.bsky.social, I included this thing on the 'tree' since Christmas isn't Christmas if you're not being haunted by Granny.

An accursed tree decoration - a pale-faced, glassy-eyed imp playing the accordion, dressed in white robe and hat. This thing is definitely plotting to climb down the tree and kill you when you're not looking.

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Lu Lapin @squeezy.bsky.social · 24/12/2024

I've even shocked myself. Decided to get in the Christmas spirit and raided the garden. Shoved some twigs in a bucket. Even my mother is pleased. Happy Christmas, blah, blah, blah, bah, bah humbug.

A small arrangement of evergreen branches including holly, conifer, spruce, cedar, honeysuckle, and cotoneaster, decorated with a few red baubles, painted cones, little wooden ornaments and white fairy lights.

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Lu Lapin @squeezy.bsky.social · 24/12/2024

Gearing up for tomorrow's Christmas Dinner, which will be prepared for my pernickety mother courtesy of two tiny air fryers and a plug-in hob. Good job I am a creative GENIUS in the kitchen and resourceful is my middle name.* *It'll be an unmitigated disaster. Might have to get her pissed.

Heath Robinson Does Away with Servants - Patent Applied for by "The Sketch" in the Kitchen. A busy Kitchen, which is a typically Heath Robinson design, with a system of pulleys, levers and machinery allowing just one man to peel and mash potatoes, whisk eggs, roast a chicken, wash the plates, roll pastry, and toast bread, all at once, sitting down. and still be able to smoke a cigar, and no need for servants. Even the pendulum of the clock serves as a handy turnip peeler. Description courtesy of: https://www.prints-online.com/heath-robinson-kitchen-3-4-4453211.html

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