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Alfred Squeaks n Sneaks Pennyworth @squeakysneaks.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Been trapped in the house for 10 days with 3 more to go to let the slab set & the contractor works on multi projects in the house including Mookie-proofing the basement. Waking up for other people's schedules on the daily is weird af. I hope today finds my favorite neighbs well 🩵🧡🩵🧡🩵🧡

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Alfred Squeaks n Sneaks Pennyworth @squeakysneaks.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

Re-watching game 3 last years world series, the 18 inning game. Bottom of 14th cameraman pans over fan dressed like Waldo. Joe Davis shouts, as anyone w/ half ounce of personality should, WE FOUND HIM! Partner John Smoltz: *crickets* Joe expertly moves on with the game, I can only presume

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Deadpool Waldo

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Alfred Squeaks n Sneaks Pennyworth @squeakysneaks.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

Serious note. Every time this song plays, I get angrier at US because Our culture in this era of demanding voices, drowned out an absolute banger of an anthem tearing down Nick's because they were too busy criticizing her live performance on SNL, having missed the neon youtube.com/watch?v=lJDC...

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Stevie Nicks - The Lighthouse (Official Music Video)

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Alfred Squeaks n Sneaks Pennyworth @squeakysneaks.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

No one at 5am: Mookie Kershaw Betts: I are art also & art cannot be stopped. Me: MOOKIE I AM GOING TO KILL YOU Mookie: Art cannot hear

Punkass orange and white cat on shelves with pictures and personal items early in the morning pretending she cannot hear & that she is also a personal item so that she doesn't have to get down & can continue being an early morning menace.

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Alfred Squeaks n Sneaks Pennyworth @squeakysneaks.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

Both Mooks & RTJ recognize their names when the commentators say Mookie Betts or Tommy Edman during Dodger tv broadcasts. They look at the tv or wake up mid mimis like, WTF who is calling me?? & that makes me LOLOLOLOLZ proud.

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Alfred Squeaks n Sneaks Pennyworth @squeakysneaks.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

Fun facks: Did you know that if your phone is setting called something something DO NOT DISTURB, the phone will go so far as to give you the beeps boops n bzzzes, that do not always qualify as disturbances???

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Now You Know The More You Know PSA

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Alfred Squeaks n Sneaks Pennyworth @squeakysneaks.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

The reality of my brain trying to process the complications of changing the sheets

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Mad Sheets

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Alfred Squeaks n Sneaks Pennyworth @squeakysneaks.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

Dear Safeway, I did not order this. Looks spoilt AF too. Refund.

Orange & white cat neatly tucked into paper grocery bag

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GOLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com · 26/06/2026

the next democratic president and congress should revive the idea of world's fairs. the idea behind this would be great if it hadn't been planned and executed by a group of incompetent groyper shitbags

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taylr @taylordahlin.com · 26/06/2026

the 9th annual wedge live cat tour in minneapolis. the people holding signs with scores like it’s the olympics were so clever

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It's The Weekend 😌 @craigweekend.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡)

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Love & Hisses @mizrobyn.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

Wonton and Tortellini are all "Business is slow. Can we shut down the Biscuit Shack and go to the beach?!"

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David Lazarus @davidlaz.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

If only Lupin could learn to relax ...

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Alfred Squeaks n Sneaks Pennyworth @squeakysneaks.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

I've been hearing pundits discussing for Sec Mator Pete sounding like he wants to bypass norms rules etc to get stuff done, basically break the rules for good which leads to the seesaw effect in Our politics & pointed to Mamdani in NYC. Here's my ? since ima newb- what is Mayor Mamdani bypassing

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Alfred Squeaks n Sneaks Pennyworth @squeakysneaks.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

Now that we are finally tied at 2 with Terkyay, I'm tapping out for the eve. Loves & hugs fam & neighbs! Bout to be me...

Cat crashed out awkwardly across 2 moving boxes, front paws dangling freely

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The Onion @theonion.com · 26/06/2026

Eric Adams Among Lineup Of Children Escorting Turkey Players Onto Pitch

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Alfred Squeaks n Sneaks Pennyworth @squeakysneaks.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

To my baseball neighbs, is it just subsection of Twins fans I witnessed & another team I randomly heard about, screaming OVERRATED & USA(charming🤬) at Ohtani while he was pitching & batting? Or are we in the counter-culture season where he must be shat on cuz we cannot have the nice things FFS???

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Lightsaber Shohei Ohtani

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Alfred Squeaks n Sneaks Pennyworth @squeakysneaks.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

Hello hi, I've crawled out of my squirrelfoxracoonleopard undermedicated what air defense doing den of tyranny to ask wtf the sads over in Trash Narnia aka Magnanistan are on about, stockpiling the water cuz & detergent cuz and I quote, "There's stuff coming down soon in the world so," So indeed.

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Baby Maverick: Well In That Case

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Alfred Squeaks n Sneaks Pennyworth @squeakysneaks.bsky.social · 17/05/2026

It is w/nothing but care & love that I beg dudes homies neighbs loved ones not to grow minge on your faces, for micro & macro reasons. 13 yrs ago it was my coach with boyish face that all boy-faced men hate to have but gdi be young in the face as long as possible my guys! My moms legit saw Coach 500

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Alfred Squeaks n Sneaks Pennyworth @squeakysneaks.bsky.social · 17/05/2026

Note for the future: never watch MMA with my mom again. JFC. No hesitation, l give the grace & patience she deserves in the world for many things. Wrestling, MMA & this very very very specific event tonight... Ma'am. Please stop rn for so many reasons.

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Seriously

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Alfred Squeaks n Sneaks Pennyworth @squeakysneaks.bsky.social · 16/05/2026

Hello my neighbs. I hope this Caturday in the Anti-Narnia finds you enduring to the best halfzfull cups of your abilities. 🩵🧡💚💜🤍🩷💛

Orange white house panther being lazy in bed

Giant bloomed peace rose next to hand for comparison

Lazy grey boy catsassin in his plush bed next to his surf art

Incapable of making an adult face in a selfie. Sunglasses are from a company called Neven- you won't be sorry

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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

To watch all the NFL games next year you'll need: CBS FOX NBC Peacock ESPN Amazon Prime Netflix Hulu Paramount Plus AppleTV Minus Disney ExactlyTheSame The Rice-a-Roni app LG Model 3120G Washer/Dryer with CleanSwish™ Tumble-Pro Technology 2000mg of LSD that allows you to access The Phantasma Realm

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ContempraInn 🌹 @contemprainn.bsky.social · 16/05/2026

Sunrise in Patagonia, Chile Torres del Paine, Chile 🇨🇱

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Eddie Burfi @eddieburfi.bsky.social · 16/05/2026

A very good afternoon to the absolute hero who organised and parked this beauty in the middle of little Tommy’s far-right hate march. ❤️

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Yashar Ali 🐘 @yasharali.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

What a photo choice from Jack Posobiec.

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Anonymous @youranoncentral.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

When people fled the White House Correspondents' Dinner shooting incident, they swiped entire bottles on their way out.

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Sarah @sarahisathome.bsky.social · 25/04/2026

I mean, if you can, why would you not. Omigod.

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Alfred Squeaks n Sneaks Pennyworth @squeakysneaks.bsky.social · 17/01/2026

Post a picture YOU took, just a picture, NO description.

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Alfred Squeaks n Sneaks Pennyworth @squeakysneaks.bsky.social · 17/01/2026

Last night I watched a show suggesting someone could leap from a balcony, run across an uneven downhill yard & across docks in house slippers. I'll suspend my beliefs for a lot of impossible shet but some lies cannot overcome reality & no one should try.

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Alfred Squeaks n Sneaks Pennyworth @squeakysneaks.bsky.social · 17/01/2026

I didn't think I could crush harder on the future ex-husband Batfleck but dammit kid 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

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Alfred Squeaks n Sneaks Pennyworth @squeakysneaks.bsky.social · 17/01/2026

Let's take a step back for a sec though & legit judge how king it took this guy to actually "make" f*cking money. Don't red-pen my shet about using "make," I air-quoted for a reason, so keep reading. Mother fcker spent a lifetime leveraged out his pleather ass, hemorrhaging cash & failing being

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Hoosier Homer is reading The Fifth Sun by Camilla Townsend @hoosierhomer.bsky.social · 16/01/2026

I am proud to announce that my first ever independent blog is now live. Inconvenient War Studies has a post and an about page. Please visit, read, and leave a comment for me! My first post is an overview of the US led coalition in Vietnam. inconvenientwarstudies.net

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Inconvenient Wars

Stories of Wars, Technology, and Personalities

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Alfred Squeaks n Sneaks Pennyworth @squeakysneaks.bsky.social · 16/01/2026

This is the one place I can report I have a fellow Fella NAFO neighb that adopted a street here. Happened to see while driving & on the phone w/my bro, told him with so much glee. Being of the uninitiated absolutely he had no worthy retort after being accused of pronouncing this nonsense. 1

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Alfred Squeaks n Sneaks Pennyworth @squeakysneaks.bsky.social · 26/11/2025

Multiple times in my life when I have crossed passed with women who just struck the shet out of me. And while appearance/looks isn't a legit measure of good person, sometimes there's just a vibe & they're stunning & if the opportunity presents, I tell them so because the WOW factor compells me.

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Alfred Squeaks n Sneaks Pennyworth @squeakysneaks.bsky.social · 26/11/2025

Every decision of everything in this house begins lives ends & then thrice additional reconsiderations because Kershaw. I've been trying to decorate since after Halloween.

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Alfred Squeaks n Sneaks Pennyworth @squeakysneaks.bsky.social · 15/10/2025

Got our first offer on the condo & it was unrealistic, so we countered & it was declined. People are funny.

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Alfred Squeaks n Sneaks Pennyworth @squeakysneaks.bsky.social · 05/10/2025

Demons have been absolute troopers after a very hectic & long day getting up here to start. I don't have an expectation for them to be resilient just a hope they can continue to tolerate the changes as they come & there's still plenty coming in the days weeks months ahead. Love you guys xoxo

Orange and white cat and sitting beside black and grey cat cat checking things happening outside a window

Orange and white cat laying on the carpet at the top of the stairs with a grey and black cat

Big blue bird comes and hangs out in the yard

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Alfred Squeaks n Sneaks Pennyworth @squeakysneaks.bsky.social · 05/10/2025

This is why I'm violence when people give me unnecessary problems. I make my own just fine.

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Alfred Squeaks n Sneaks Pennyworth @squeakysneaks.bsky.social · 22/09/2025

hai from castle grayskull. we are here. heimdall(the auto) arrived a couple days after I did & I've never been so glad to have too many pillows & blankets cuz movers won't deliver stuff til wednesday. everybody good? how's democracy holding up?

two demon cats sitting on a box on top of a large pet carrier snooping out a window

Orange & white demon cat sitting in a wet sink because she's a punkass demonkid

Two baby gates & a box blocking a basement doorway

Orange & white cat on hind legs checking out new attic surroundings while black grey cat sits on blankets in the background

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Alfred Squeaks n Sneaks Pennyworth @squeakysneaks.bsky.social · 15/09/2025

Partial tour of the emptiness with demon assists

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Alfred Squeaks n Sneaks Pennyworth @squeakysneaks.bsky.social · 11/09/2025

It is ok to lololololz at your furry demon's trauma, right?

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Alfred Squeaks n Sneaks Pennyworth @squeakysneaks.bsky.social · 11/09/2025

RTJ loves the pineapple haus on the pet bed combo so & now foundation layer of vibration platform.

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Alfred Squeaks n Sneaks Pennyworth @squeakysneaks.bsky.social · 10/09/2025

It is not unique in my lifetime to have muscle spasms. It is not unusual that I would have them during down time this last week. What is new is questioning whether several of em didn't just ripple effect up the hamstring? Ima start journaling this bs i swear

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a man in a plaid shirt is standing in front of a window and asking what is this ? what 's happening ?

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Alfred Squeaks n Sneaks Pennyworth @squeakysneaks.bsky.social · 10/09/2025

Age verification? I used to take blank signed check as a child into Robinsons OR May Company with an approval note from my mom. I needed school clothes & she was too tired to take me shopping.

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