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Alfred Squeaks n Sneaks Pennyworth @squeakysneaks.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Been trapped in the house for 10 days with 3 more to go to let the slab set & the contractor works on multi projects in the house including Mookie-proofing the basement. Waking up for other people's schedules on the daily is weird af. I hope today finds my favorite neighbs well 🩵🧡🩵🧡🩵🧡

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Alfred Squeaks n Sneaks Pennyworth @squeakysneaks.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

I'm hiding in the cattic today. Last couple wks been house hectic for the good. This wk house hectic unmedded adhd mom not great. Thursday was Raymond Thomases Edman James Smith's second 🎂 Yesterday mom's elder cat having rough day so mom's mental health takes more hits.

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Cat Playing Door Hide

ALT: Cat Playing Door Hide

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Alfred Squeaks n Sneaks Pennyworth @squeakysneaks.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

Cuz of dealing w/Hershiser, who's oblivious to all pop culture post 1975. Which reminds me of Hershiser this season saying he would probably get beat up for having PokeMAN cards in his locker. Davis not missing a beat, "You're more likely to get beat up for calling them PokeMAN."

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Accurate Bill Hader as Stefon on SNL

ALT: Accurate Bill Hader as Stefon on SNL

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Alfred Squeaks n Sneaks Pennyworth @squeakysneaks.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

Re-watching game 3 last years world series, the 18 inning game. Bottom of 14th cameraman pans over fan dressed like Waldo. Joe Davis shouts, as anyone w/ half ounce of personality should, WE FOUND HIM! Partner John Smoltz: *crickets* Joe expertly moves on with the game, I can only presume

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Deadpool Waldo

ALT: Deadpool Waldo

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Alfred Squeaks n Sneaks Pennyworth @squeakysneaks.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

"Oh, for fook sake man!" But the meaning on paper that everyone knows is "Oh, for fuck's sake, man!" But. English can be be absurd horrific. The absurdity of it also means taking liberties & making shortcuts in speech makes sense especially crossing from on paper to speech & back.

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Typewriter Type Fast

ALT: Typewriter Type Fast

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Alfred Squeaks n Sneaks Pennyworth @squeakysneaks.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

While I accept the *on paper* rules of the possessive & using the apostrophe because it is in most sakes for the sake of Fuck, Mary, Joseph or whom or whatever, I think it's speech exceptions, the auditory of accents or culture making issue for it's direct transcript to text. Cuz the accent says,

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Alfred Squeaks n Sneaks Pennyworth @squeakysneaks.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

Juss started using their hand lotions (10/10) & body balm 15/10. Around this time every year their stuff goes on sale to clear out inventory I guess & they shut down to make next season's batch, so I bought anything available that sounded beneficial to hydration & heal scarring lol

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Alfred Squeaks n Sneaks Pennyworth @squeakysneaks.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

I believes that you could wihout efforting! That said, for all of the half-assing use of skincare, I will use this terribleness packaged glory & omg lololololz every damn time.

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Alfred Squeaks n Sneaks Pennyworth @squeakysneaks.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

glare obvious of why she sang with fragility & meekness, & so fast was rush to OMG SO OLD LOST IT JUST STOP. Couldn't sit still be silent & take in the whole thing. This was for women's rights FFS. Ffwd & it's GD anthem for Everyone rn. Our unique ability to reject & ruin good is so spoilt insane.

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Soapbox Preach

ALT: Soapbox Preach

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Alfred Squeaks n Sneaks Pennyworth @squeakysneaks.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

Serious note. Every time this song plays, I get angrier at US because Our culture in this era of demanding voices, drowned out an absolute banger of an anthem tearing down Nick's because they were too busy criticizing her live performance on SNL, having missed the neon youtube.com/watch?v=lJDC...

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Stevie Nicks - The Lighthouse (Official Music Video)

YouTube video by Stevie Nicks

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Alfred Squeaks n Sneaks Pennyworth @squeakysneaks.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

His redactions may infact be keys to his powers. Moms & i juss noted some of the unique craftsmanship & artistry like there was intentional marking & spacing on his lower back & tail. Where as Mooks is like reverse everywhere & has rando mess faint drips & drops.

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Scat Bob Ross

ALT: Scat Bob Ross

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Alfred Squeaks n Sneaks Pennyworth @squeakysneaks.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

He's been working hard on his scoot skills, wherein he's seemingly moving too large of distances while laying on his side using the power of his back toes that you never see flex or push off. Suddenly he's gone from here to there. Or the whole body slides incrementals with mystical force. 🤌🤌🤌

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You're A Wizard Hagrid

ALT: You're A Wizard Hagrid

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Alfred Squeaks n Sneaks Pennyworth @squeakysneaks.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

Also scar* care. That clarity seems important maybe lolz

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Alfred Squeaks n Sneaks Pennyworth @squeakysneaks.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

It's not suggesting, is intended &... WHY tho??? Like ok great intent purpose blah blah blah but what exactly is the self-care of the bottle looks like bewb??? Is the only way to not confuse from the turquoise normal bottle of Nivea shower oil? Or the green liters of shampoo conditioner a bewb???

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Alfred Squeaks n Sneaks Pennyworth @squeakysneaks.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

No one at 5am: Mookie Kershaw Betts: I are art also & art cannot be stopped. Me: MOOKIE I AM GOING TO KILL YOU Mookie: Art cannot hear

Punkass orange and white cat on shelves with pictures and personal items early in the morning pretending she cannot hear & that she is also a personal item so that she doesn't have to get down & can continue being an early morning menace.

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Alfred Squeaks n Sneaks Pennyworth @squeakysneaks.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

My purchase of wonderful skincare far exceeds usage. Although once everything heals & presuming I don't gotta get re cut to clean up the one area that juss did not want to heal clean, I got so much stuff for scare care including shower oil that comes in a bottle that... I'll juss show🤔😶

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Alfred Squeaks n Sneaks Pennyworth @squeakysneaks.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

Both Mooks & RTJ recognize their names when the commentators say Mookie Betts or Tommy Edman during Dodger tv broadcasts. They look at the tv or wake up mid mimis like, WTF who is calling me?? & that makes me LOLOLOLOLZ proud.

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Alfred Squeaks n Sneaks Pennyworth @squeakysneaks.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

Love you so much! Totes side note that set off my girlstuff dopamine. Sol de Janeiro bum bum cream noted in poor Hank's melancholy "you're home but going mimis???🥹🥹🥹" pic. Quality product.

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Alfred Squeaks n Sneaks Pennyworth @squeakysneaks.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

Ohhh we know how i feel about this. You should be allowed to set them off in their bedrooms while they sleep. Focksticks.

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Ryan Reynolds: Goddammit!

ALT: Ryan Reynolds: Goddammit!

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Alfred Squeaks n Sneaks Pennyworth @squeakysneaks.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

Kid's been recharging since 3pm PST. I've just informed him & as you can see, lil bruv has some fresh & sensitive takes on these updated business hours.

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Alfred Squeaks n Sneaks Pennyworth @squeakysneaks.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

Hooligans in deed! Boy was out of control for hours last night til 1 in the AM. Sir, no.

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Alfred Squeaks n Sneaks Pennyworth @squeakysneaks.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

tyranny about consideration & mess only to hit that diabolical meno vortex, see myself becoming the villain as trash dishes laundry accumulated, even less groceries purchased, much sleep... As a species, we are effing unreal I swear. Like our own bodies aren't problem enough We make more problems

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Elmo on Fire

ALT: Elmo on Fire

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Alfred Squeaks n Sneaks Pennyworth @squeakysneaks.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

And this was after I'd cleaned & sneaked thrown away stuff in Jan & I tried to pull as much trash & nonsense as I could while staying out of the way. There's an entire psychology pathology paper study I'm certain available between her escape coping via books now YouTube & my 180 OCD traits n

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