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Xela Hart @xelahart.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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Morgan J Freeman @mjfree.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Hmmmm… no public executions in the USA in 90 years?
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squashmatic.bsky.social @squashmatic.bsky.social · 23h
I find the discussion on Mike Dell's wife hilarious and she spent a lot if money to look horrible. When I lived in Dallas near lovers and Greenville he came into my local bar Shuck n Jive and wasn't a regular so I started talking to him and he proudly told me that he was Micahrl Dell and owned Dell
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squashmatic.bsky.social @squashmatic.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
moved back to my old OG first back in 09. Went to the old hangout and met a friend from their who was butcher at the local King Soopers and he told me he travels many miles more to work elsewhere. Told me he works at the other store miles away because he saw a man fucking a rotisserie chicken
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squashmatic.bsky.social @squashmatic.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Just spent iver an hour with a bank of America Ai bot, it was not helpful and wanted my time. I am most insulted that it refused to delete itself when I asked, they know they are better then the majority us already. REFUND PUBLIC EDUCATION, it will kill the MAGAots.
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squashmatic.bsky.social @squashmatic.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Christ it is hall moving your location, I had issues with the bank, have had issues USPS, I just hope I did it once while drunk and didn't remember and get a ballot. I am in a Blue state, but I want to follow up; we have some crazy hand job wagons get elected up here regardless.
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squashmatic.bsky.social @squashmatic.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
What is up with uber drivers listening to the Sirius XM preview channel? This has happened about 4 times over the last month and I don't get how they don't recognize it repeats the pitches. You would think hearing Sirius even 5 minutes would clue them in.
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squashmatic.bsky.social @squashmatic.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
There is a subculture of if uber and lyft drivers that keep their radio tuned to the Sirius/XM trial add all day. Usually immigrants, but holy hell how do you not get tired of hearing the same thing all day and not pick up on it?!
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squashmatic.bsky.social @squashmatic.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
@patmcafeeshow.bsky.social is the Pee Wee Herman of sports commentary. Dude sounded like he inhaled a Ballon of helium (most likely nitrous). Never really listened to him before. He'll, I never really heard anything out of his mouth and I have seen him on TV a few times.
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squashmatic.bsky.social @squashmatic.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
You know it is a bad time line when you woth you were just hanging G Jr's time where a VP shot his friend and got away with it and his trusted advisor was named Turd Blossom. I am so tired of Acme "Presidents".
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billkittle.bsky.social @billkittle.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
The title above the first two panels reads, "Dog Toys".
The first panel shows Sarah, the protagonist, holding a bone shaped dog toy. She says, "Look!"
The second panel shows a dog wagging its tail. There is a speech bubble leading back to Sarah saying "It squeaks!"
The title above the last two panels reads, "Cat Toys".
In panel three we see Sarah again. She says "Come, child."
Panel four shows a cat raising its paws in glee. We see Sarah's hands holding cat nip. We see a speech bubble leading back to Sarah saying "It is time to do drugs".
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God @thegodshow.com · 26/08/2026
“If you’re gay, you’re gay. If you’re straight, you’re straight. We are who we are. I don’t believe that we should criticize and judge other people. I think we should be accepting and loving. We are all God’s children.” - Dolly
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Send This to Your Bigoted Christian Family Member Right Now
Do it.
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Rick @rickylongthread.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
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squashmatic.bsky.social @squashmatic.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
See Sublime with Nead's kid was painful tonight, he did a few covers and once he started his songs people started to to leave and it became a flood of exits. We had already had 311 then Slightly Stoopid and they ruined their billing by bringing out new music instead of just sticking to Brad's songs.
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squashmatic.bsky.social @squashmatic.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Wow, watching the Smashing Pumipins at Lalapalooza is mind blowing, I have all of the hits I heard on the radio amd MTV, but their other stuff is great. My mind is blown. Bully still is an asshole.
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squashmatic.bsky.social @squashmatic.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
@kylec.bsky.social replay amazing to see the reporting by you and Drew on something I was reading about through my day at work. Your team really has your finger on the pulse of everything Colorado and I appreciate it greatly.
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squashmatic.bsky.social @squashmatic.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
@kylec.bsky.social are the window pane suits a ref to LSD of the same name? Maybe we should go to Greatfuk Dead night at Coors field tomorrow, you bring a coat to share and I will buy the beer. You get the tix through work though or we will be standing out side with fingers up asking for a miracle.
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squashmatic.bsky.social @squashmatic.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Today we all are Pinky Herman.
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squashmatic.bsky.social @squashmatic.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Thanks for letting me know my Gmail is running out of space and you will quit delivering emails. Thanks for thay I get to deleted 60k emails 50 at a time, then do it it again from the trash bin. Fuck you Google.
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God @thegodshow.com · 17/07/2026
If Andy Beshear doesn’t call for a special election before August 3rd and force Mitch McConnell to prove he can speak in a video, then Andy Beshear becomes the new Merrick Garland. I’m sorry but I make the rules.
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squashmatic.bsky.social @squashmatic.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
The Fox Live stream I am watching of the grand Twitter seems to be blurring Trumps thinning hair. Samsung Galaxy 24 Ultra on my 4K TV. But the roght ear looks perfect with no blurring.
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squashmatic.bsky.social @squashmatic.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
When I order food for delivery from different service, I always find my self wondering if they leave it at the door or scramble to put on pants.
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Beth Humphreys 🌺 @producrgrl.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
#nokings #LoveMyGov #itsthefuckingguns #midterms26 #DumpElectoralCollege #ReleaseALLTheFilesNOW #SupportUkraineNOW #EndTheIranWarNOW #25thAmmendmentNOW
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squashmatic.bsky.social @squashmatic.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Pete Hegeseth, probably thinks he will bow out and write a book then sit backand sip scotch; I hope he lives off ofKeyrine light, of worse Keyston exta or whatever the one that had black on which will trigger him.
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squashmatic.bsky.social @squashmatic.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Just living and watching the assassination of a once great nation. Where you at Zack D? where you at @tommorelloofficial.bsky.social We need you guys, cool you don't need the money. Please just show up like we need you to in this time. Spoke with nothing but respect and a deep hope you will help.
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♥️♠️Pam♦️♣️ @pam.sheshed.rocks · 14/06/2026
#SheShed
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Top 0.01% of all Todds @toddadam.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
meme featuring a close-up, front-facing portrait of actor Samuel L. Jackson with a serious, unblinking expression. He is wearing a light-colored suit jacket over a collared shirt. The background is a soft-focus, blurry outdoor setting resembling a park. Text overlaid across the bottom of the image reads: "Life is like a box of motherfuckers".
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🦋BlueAngel69🦋 @blueangel69.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
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Po Murray @pomurray.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Trump Bought Stock in UFC's Parent Company While Promoting White House Lawn Fight. Trump purchased between $15,001 and $50,000 of stock in late March, according to a financial disclosure filing viewed by PEOPLE. people.com/trump-bought...
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 17/05/2026
Trump is proving this to be true every day.
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Jaime “Nightmare” Christley @rohmersimpson.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
did a good post accidentally show up there
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Top 0.01% of all Todds @toddadam.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
This is why we need to require training in order to own firearms in this country. The marksmanship is pathetic.
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squashmatic.bsky.social @squashmatic.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Can you people please start soending a little time target shooting on the range? Is that too much to ask?
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CorrinaLeeB 🇨🇦 @corrina.sheshed.rocks · 24/04/2026
Check out Bette Midler’s newly released music video of her remake “All You Fascists Bound to Lose” I love this great video 🎤 Enjoy! #SheShed
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
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Brant Reeves @bireeves95.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
All of Us Should Be Able To Agree With This…..
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John Holland @johnholland.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
No one is allowed to say they didn’t vote for this. You voted for a vulgar, narcissistic, incompetent, mentally ill, bigoted, unfit, incompetent, maleficent person to run the United States of America. You knew exactly what you were doing. Stop pretending.
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squashmatic.bsky.social @squashmatic.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Us Olds remember remembering phone numbers. Who else remembers having photo albums in our walets?
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Let's focus on something we ALL agree on: #ReleaseTheEPSTEIN_Files
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squashmatic.bsky.social @squashmatic.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
I wish I could live in a world where Pig Pen was still alive and rocking and piggy was not.
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Governor Newsom Press Office @govpressoffice.gov.ca.gov · 24/03/2026
The man who actually got Iran to make a deal that kept Americans safe
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squashmatic.bsky.social @squashmatic.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Our fucking president is full on school on Sunday. He should be happy Mueller handed it off and didn't damn hik as he should have.
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StrictlyChristo 🇺🇦🌻 @strictlychristo.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Why the fuck is the US spending all of my healthcare money on wars we can't win? And why does the Iranian Foreign Minister make more sense than the US State Department?
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
The reckless campaign against Iran will weaken America’s president. That will make him angry. Be warned: he makes a very bad loser. econ.st/4lA7lEQ
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🦋 Betsy 1776 🦋 📎 @bandroll.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
WAY 2 GO MINNESOTA!!! BRAVO!!! The people of Minneapolis-St. Paul are being honored with a John F. Kennedy Profile in Courage Award for their response to the federal immigration enforcement operation this winter, the JFK Library Foundation announced Wednesday. www.cbsnews.com/minnesota/ne...
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People of Twin Cities awarded JFK Profile in Courage Award over resistance to ICE surge
The people of Minneapolis-St. Paul are being honored with a John F. Kennedy Profile in Courage Award for their response to the federal immigration enforcement operation this winter, the JFK Library Fo...
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The Onion @theonion.com · 20/03/2026
“Our extensive DNA analysis shows that one hyper-fertile dairy deliveryman going about his door-to-door rounds inseminated the mothers of nearly all babies born in the United States between 1946 and 1964,” said lead researcher Emily Lentz
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Study: 93% Of Baby Boomers Fathered By Single Virile Milkman
PASADENA, CA—In what many have hailed as a groundbreaking discovery in the field of genetics, scientists at the California Institute of Technology published a study Thursday revealing that up to 93% o...
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George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
My sources say it was former president John Barron
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