Spruce @sprucemountain.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Happy throwback Thursday to a lakeside bonfire last week 🔥🪵 53283
Spruce @sprucemountain.bsky.social · 13/07/2026Flattered to be sketched by @verdantlens.bsky.social check out his work and support gay art! 01311
Spruce @sprucemountain.bsky.social · 06/07/2026Phrase I didn’t expect to hear from my CEO during our morning huddle: “people tell me I should own that hole” It was a reference to golf, you sickos 6600
Spruce @sprucemountain.bsky.social · 12/06/2026@drwsplnd.com appreciation post simply bc I miss her 😘😘😘 31580
Spruce @sprucemountain.bsky.social · 18/01/2026Went to a naughty white elephant gift exchange last night - even decorated the bag myself 👨🏼🎨. My gift was a vintage Playgirl from 1979 72270
Spruce @sprucemountain.bsky.social · 07/01/2026I rarely participate in hump day posts so here 🤲🏼 2350223
Spruce @sprucemountain.bsky.social · 21/12/2025Didn’t bring any cute bears home from the holiday party last night, so you get to see my boxers instead 83937
Spruce @sprucemountain.bsky.social · 31/10/2025“Get away from her, you BITCH!!” Ellen Ripley for Halloween this year, I even made my own Reebok Stompers out of craft foam! 91724
Spruce @sprucemountain.bsky.social · 08/10/2025Elbow concert last night was incredible! Also, proof of life pic of @captainsafety.bsky.social 😝 42561
Spruce @sprucemountain.bsky.social · 25/09/2025Surprise, bitch. It’s been 6 weeks since I’ve been in office 104258
Spruce @sprucemountain.bsky.social · 06/09/2025Thinking about doing gay stuff this weekend 🙈 idk what about you? 144005
Spruce @sprucemountain.bsky.social · 29/08/2025Minnesota State Fair! Even though I ate all the good fair food, the best part of the day was buying this ring that says “cocksucker” 😝😌 61472
