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Christopher @captainsafety.bsky.social · 28/11/2025

Happy Thanksgiving to all of you that celebrate! I'm VERY grateful for each and every one of you and the connections we have! Love you all - Dad 😮‍💨😘🫂❤️

Pic of me, bald and bearded, in a black Pet Shop Boys tee shirt, smiling at the camera

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Christopher @captainsafety.bsky.social · 25/11/2025

This tee seemed appropriate since I can’t actually do this for the foreseeable future! 😜🙃🛼 Happy Tuesday, kids! Love - Dad

Pic of me, bald and bearded, in a blue tee with a roller skate on it that says “move im gay”

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Christopher @captainsafety.bsky.social · 24/11/2025

Really? You think? I can’t imagine why…😤🩼🤷🏼‍♂️

Pick of an Apple notification about change in my average steps…

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Christopher @captainsafety.bsky.social · 24/11/2025

Oh, I forgot! New addition. (Sorry to my IG friends who’ve already seen all the stuff I post there first.) I’m full of drama! 😳😝 Not having a pity party, just a thing that’s going on. Tendonitis like I had two years ago in the other ankle. Isolating to heal faster. ☺️

Pic of my legs in shorts with a walking boot on my left leg. TV in the backround showing Fallout paused.

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Christopher @captainsafety.bsky.social · 24/11/2025

Who is this, you ask? Where has he been? Why won’t he just go back there and leave everyone alone? All legit questions to which I have no answers. 🤷🏼‍♂️🥺😘 Had to show off the nails @hibrobear.bsky.social did for me. Black with subtle purple, like this awesome tee by @yeahbuzzy.com

Pic of me, bald and bearded, smiling and showing my black and purple nails, in a black and purple shirt showing a cowboy, which says “YEAHBUZZY”

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Christopher @captainsafety.bsky.social · 07/11/2025

If I just sneak in and act casual no one will notice I’m suddenly here after being gone for a while. Btw, if you like the tee follow gayartbyalex on IG. He’s fantastic! 🥰

Pic of me, bald and bearded, in a blue tee showing a beefy bear Charlie Brown.

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Christopher @captainsafety.bsky.social · 10/10/2025

Post you from a different era College age twink - sometime in ‘91 😳

Pic of me, not bald OR bearded, with a glorious mane of hair. Total twink. In a year 1 Lollapalooza shirt.

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Spruce @sprucemountain.bsky.social · 08/10/2025

Elbow concert last night was incredible! Also, proof of life pic of @captainsafety.bsky.social 😝

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Christopher @captainsafety.bsky.social · 04/08/2025

This, dammit! (Also, Luma is in a donut because she scratched her eye. She’s not going tubing or boating and she’s not preparing to take a nap in her airplane seat.)

Pic of me. Bald and bearded. In a black tee that says Protect Trans Folks. Luma in the background in a donut.

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Christopher @captainsafety.bsky.social · 04/08/2025

I mean, I’m not saying I DIDN’T get it because of the unicorn…🦄🌈😌

Pic of a colorful Lego unicorn castle set.

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Christopher @captainsafety.bsky.social · 09/07/2025

Also, because this is funny: I have a new deodorant I wanted to use today, and I thought, no, that's a waste. I wouldn’t be able to smell it and enjoy it because my ears are plugged. Y'all. My ears. MY EARS

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a man with a beard and headphones is sitting in a chair .

ALT: a man with a beard and headphones is sitting in a chair .

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Christopher @captainsafety.bsky.social · 09/07/2025

That feeling when you go see the doctor because your ear is totally plugged then they fix it and you can hear HURRAY and they give you some drops and tell you to use them in both ears but that has now plugged BOTH of them and now you can hear every creak and groan your body makes.

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Christopher @captainsafety.bsky.social · 07/07/2025

Same, girl. Same. Featuring Luma.

Pic of Luma, a short haired mini Australian shepherd and hound mix, white and light brown and black fur and ice blue eyes, laying half out of her dog bed with her head under the chair.

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Christopher @captainsafety.bsky.social · 01/07/2025

It was fun making it into some pics from the parade, but why does it look like I’m doing some weird walk?!

Pic of a bunch of people holding a banner that says STRONGER marching in a parade. I’m on the left.

Close up of me walking doing some kind of weird step.

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Christopher @captainsafety.bsky.social · 30/06/2025

Is 53 too old to try this for the first time?! Asking for a friend. 😬😜☺️

Pic of me, bald and bearded, in a harness and arm bands and a tees that shoes Bert and Ernie as muscly leather guys.

Pic of me, bald and bearded, in a harness and arm bands flexing. No tee this time!

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Christopher @captainsafety.bsky.social · 29/06/2025

When you run into the super handsome and hunky @shymsclmsp.bsky.social for the first time at Pride and HAVE to get hugs and take a picture. 🥰🥰🥰 He’s as amazing in person as you can imagine!

Pic of me, bald and bearded, in a Protect Trans Folks tee, hugging a handsome bearded shirtless Pooza Behr.

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Christopher @captainsafety.bsky.social · 26/06/2025

Another tee? No way! 😘🥰 🩷🤍🩵 transfigureprintco.com

Pic of me, bald and bearded, in a black tee that says Protect Trans Folks and pink shorty-short.

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Christopher @captainsafety.bsky.social · 25/06/2025

Also, I have to share this tee because it makes me so happy in every possible way. 🥰🥰🥰🥰

Pic of me, bald and bearded, in a purple shirt with the Bob’s Burgers characters in their annual pride pic.

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Christopher @captainsafety.bsky.social · 25/06/2025

How does this app work again?!?! Sorry for being so quiet! I’ve had every intention of engaging here again and then…failed. 😤 Anyway, please accept this pic of me in a tee by the amazing @yeahbuzzy.com as compensation. I’m aware the pic is worthless—it’s the thought that counts, right?

Pic of me, bald and bearded, in a maroon tee that says Fuzzy Butts.

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Rob @hibrobear.bsky.social · 31/05/2025

Just some dancing queens at Trixie Mattel’s SOLID PINK DISCO 🪩 💖 @mplsmeathead.bsky.social @captainsafety.bsky.social @sprucemountain.bsky.social @jyoyo.bsky.social

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Christopher @captainsafety.bsky.social · 10/05/2025

Well…BALLS. (It’s not for a birthday. The cake just looked super good. And was. Thanks, Costco!)

Pic of a chocolate cake with the word Balls written on it along with some suspicious squiggles.

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Christopher @captainsafety.bsky.social · 10/04/2025

I’m taking a time out from my time out to wish you all a Happy National Unicorn Day! 🦄 I’ll be be back soon! (I know, I’m phoning it in and recycling content. Love you, though! 💜 That counts for something, right? 🥺)

Pic of me, bald and bearded, in a purple tee with a unicorn that says “Believe in Yourself”

Any small pics of me, with the common theme being I’m wearing unicorn tees in all of the pics.

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Christopher @captainsafety.bsky.social · 27/03/2025

You look so good! I’m so happy you shared this! 🙌🏻💪🏻🙌🏻💪🏻☺️🔥

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Christopher @captainsafety.bsky.social · 17/03/2025

Hope this counts as a hint of green for St. Patrick’s Day! 💚 you all - Dad 🍀 Tee by @itscodes.codyshipman.com

Pic of me, bald and bearded, in a navy blue tee with bright green lettering and image. Text says “GAYLIEN” and the image is a male version of Ripley form Alien holding Jonesy and a flamethrower with an alien and scifi consoles in the background.

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Christopher @captainsafety.bsky.social · 14/03/2025

Original, I know. Me in a tee sitting in my office. My creativity is boundless! Anyway…love you, kids! XO - Dad 🥰

Selfie of me in a tee that says muscle daddy.

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Christopher @captainsafety.bsky.social · 07/03/2025

It’s the first time in a couple of months I’ve made four days in a row. This time it’s gonna stick! It has to! 🥺 @handygay.bsky.social this tee makes me think of your post! 😜 Dad loves you! ❌⭕️

Pic of me. Bald and bearded, in a blue tee that says “everything hurts” sitting on some gym equipment with other gym equipment in the background. I’m smiling. Or grimacing. Not sure which.

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Christopher @captainsafety.bsky.social · 07/03/2025

Had a dream last night I had 2 tix to a Def Leppard concert at the local convention center. Gayle from Bob’s Burgers was there also (and VERY excited) so we had to figure out how to tag in/out with the seats so we all three could see them. @chongster62.bsky.social would this pass as canonical? 🤫😂

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Christopher @captainsafety.bsky.social · 05/03/2025

Channeling some green on this snowy day. 🥶❄️➡️🌱🌿

Pic of me smiling in a green shirt with Bert and Ernie touching each other’s butts.

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Christopher @captainsafety.bsky.social · 05/03/2025

The view out my front window today. The snow is magical in December, annoying when it’s a surprise in March even if it will melt quickly. But I love the rainbow flag set against it. 🥰🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

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Christopher @captainsafety.bsky.social · 03/03/2025

Sending you all good Monday vibes.* You’ve got this, friends! Love ya - Dad 😘 *Or whatever the kids say. Also, drink your water.

Pic of me, bald and bearded, in a purple tee with a unicorn and the words BELIEVE IN YOURSELF

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Mistuh Penguin @mistuhpenguin.com · 03/03/2025

Hi. Hello. How are ya?

Digital illustration of a man's bicep, shoulder and pec muscle. Queerart. Gay art. Gay artist. Mistuhpenguin

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Christopher @captainsafety.bsky.social · 28/02/2025

Have you licked a rainbow today? 🌈👅🦄 XO - Dad 💜

Pic of me, bald and bearded, in a turquoise tee with a rainbow on it, looking alarmed, being licked by a unicorn.

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Christopher @captainsafety.bsky.social · 28/02/2025

I had to get these flamingo/pool float trunks while in PV because they reminded me of the unicorn pool float we had in PS for my 50th. Her name was Cynthia. She was mean and would attack anyone who got in the pool. Especially @jmacnc.bsky.social 😜😳😖 XO - Dad 😘

Pic of my pale legs in white swim trunks that have flamingoes, flamingo pool floats, and a unicorn pool float on them.

Pic of me relaxing on a unicorn pool float in my unicorn swim briefs.

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Christopher @captainsafety.bsky.social · 26/02/2025

The tee is a little on the nose right now. Smiling through it so I don’t scream instead. Happy Wednesday, kids! Love you - Dad. 😘❤️

Pic of me, bald and bearded, in a tee with a unicorn on it with the text “gay concern”

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Christopher @captainsafety.bsky.social · 26/02/2025

Can’t add the song like I did on Insta but pretend The Breeders “Cannonball” is playing. Hahaha! I’m the last splash! 😜🌊

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Christopher @captainsafety.bsky.social · 26/02/2025

My favorite part about the donkey ride up the mountain was the fact that, every time the guide yelled “¡Andale!” and the donkey would start trotting quickly, my watch would tap me and ask “Are you doing an elliptical workout?” Is this…is this normally what I’m like on elliptical?!?! 😳😬

Pic of me in a helmet and a purple shirt on the back of a donkey.

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Christopher @captainsafety.bsky.social · 25/02/2025

Okay, I guess it would have made more sense to use a pic like this one in my prior post, right? Because the weird aspect ratio of the original makes it look like I just posted a pic of my crotch? 🤔🤣🙃 I’m overthinking this, aren’t I. 🤷🏼‍♂️

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Christopher @captainsafety.bsky.social · 25/02/2025

Apparently someone set the photo filter to “stocky and thicc” because I don’t normally look quite this beefy?!? 😜🤔🤣 #justtheyip

Pic of me, bald and bearded. In a grey tee that says “just the tip” looking short but thicc.

Pic of part of my group posing in Puerto Vallarta looking handsome. Except for me. I look dorky.

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Christopher @captainsafety.bsky.social · 23/02/2025

Sunshine and a rainbow. ☀️🏳️‍🌈 XO - Yer dad

Pic of me, bald and bearded, in sunglasses and hat smiling while a rainbow flag waves in the background.

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Christopher @captainsafety.bsky.social · 21/02/2025

So about this shopkeeper in Avowed…😌

Pic of this daddy shopkeeper in Avowed. Bald head and grey beard.

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Christopher @captainsafety.bsky.social · 21/02/2025

So here’s the follow-up. I THOUGHT this was the end, but it wasn’t. My excitement was short lived. As they said “put on this safety helmet” I remembered the final thing was a super long water slide. I’d forgotten about it. I went from “woooo!” to “oh hell no!” 🥹➡️😳 (Yes, that’s me on the slide.)

Pic of me, temporarily smiling and excited because I forgot about the water slide.

The long water slide. Yes that’s me on it.

The best way I can describe my expression.

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Christopher @captainsafety.bsky.social · 21/02/2025

This pic is REALLY important to me because I was SO anxious about our adventure day and all the scary new activities. I’d ziplined but never rappelled, gone on water slides, or ridden donkeys. I pushed myself and this was the pic at the end of the final activity (a “rollercoaster” zipline). ☺️☺️☺️

Pic of me smiling, in a hard hat and gloves, getting out of the water at the end of a rollercoaster zipline.

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Christopher @captainsafety.bsky.social · 21/02/2025

I’m not going to post much about our recent Puerto Vallarta vacation because it seems super self-indulgent and I don’t want to be narcissistic but there are some things that were important to me that I’ll probably share, so I appreciate you all having patience with yer dad. ☺️😘

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Christopher @captainsafety.bsky.social · 21/02/2025

I have to accept I’m not going to have time to respond all the time like I want to, and that I’m not gonna be able to keep up on everyone’s posts. But that bothers me on a fundamental level. Makes me feel like not a good social media friend, you know? I don’t like it. I need more time. 😳😤

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Christopher @captainsafety.bsky.social · 16/02/2025

How long after returning from vacation is the least traumatizing time to check one’s credit card balances? Asking for a friend. The friend is me. I’m scared.

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Christopher @captainsafety.bsky.social · 14/02/2025

Last beach day. 🥲 Proud of my coordination though! 😜 Dad loves you kids! 😘

Pic of me, bald and bearded, in a pink shirt with a cartoon unicorn that says “MASC” reclining in a chair on the beach.

Pic of my swimsuit. Hire trunks with pink flamingo pool floats and one unicorn pool float.

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