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@spribri.bsky.social
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Two year anniversary of when I first posted this comic
Two panel comic. Panel 1: an anglerfish is washed up on the ocean shore, laying in the tide. It thinks to itself, “it’s so beautiful.” Panel 2: wide shot of the beach, rocky cliffs, and sky at sunset, with the anglerfish still laying in place. The anglerfish continues thinking to itself, “I might have never known.”
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Bee. @spribri.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
4. if kris doesnt end up in a throuple, that kid is megadead and has been before the game started
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Bee. @spribri.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
3. dess and asriel dont exist because they were outside of town before YOU showed up or that they never existed in the first place, cuz hometown was created last thursday
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Bee. @spribri.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
2. Dess didn't "leave" in a mythical sense, she skipped town. whatever happened in the shelter caused a rift that cause her to leave. carol is in denial about this BUT
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Bee. @spribri.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Deltarune predictions: 1. Weird route wont "converge" into the main route. it will have the same ending. No matter what you do, your choices dont matter, because it ends in the same place.
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 21/07/2026
yin and yang with the light side captioned we're so back, the dark side captioned its joever, the dark dot captioned it is what it is and the light dot captioned fuck it we ball
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Bee. @spribri.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
rarest one in his collection
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Bee. @spribri.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
this looks like you got it from that dude witht he ratatouille fleshlight
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Bee. @spribri.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
ive seen the word "goycattle" like several times in the last month
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Bee. @spribri.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
I am aware that my conservative leaning brother, who passed 2012, would likely been a crazy proudboy Trumper if he were still alive. BUT It has also dawned on me in this moment, that it being 2012, i was spared from the fact that he would have been a fucking gamergater.
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Bee. @spribri.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
i see people get so up in arms with variations on online recipes like do whatever tastes good damn When the cops raid your home in search of your hard drives, they're not gonna check if you followed the recipe exactly. They're still probably going to shoot your dog, though.
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Guilherme Nunes @guilhernunes.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
anteater being abducted
painting of an anteater being abducted by a UFO in the forest
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Bee. @spribri.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
like "9/11 happened becayse they were jealous of our freedom" and "the civil war hapoened because there wasnt enough compromise with the slave holders" are things still taught in schools right now
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Bee. @spribri.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Whatever history books we get are also going to be scrubbed clean unless you actively seek the knowledge out. kids are just gonna flat out not learn about jan 6th or the george floyd protests or the mishandling of the covid lockdowns etc etc etc until some gen z unc tells them about it
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Bee. @spribri.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
get a 20 dollar android phone off ebay (i have a galaxy j3) and get a new battery and sd for it, disable everything short of the mp3 player app of your choice. Ive used alot of those cheap mp3s on amazon and theyre all junk. but this solutions has worked best for me
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Bee. @spribri.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
this was written at spyro
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Bee. @spribri.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
idk man i hope so
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Bee. @spribri.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
really wild when you see a publication running defense for trump constantly but still gets called a left leaning propoganda publication by RWers cuz theyre not reporting that mexican transgender muslims are abducting your son off tbe street and giving him implants.
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Bee. @spribri.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
i also picked up nsfw art cuz him and had that deniability that he wasn't a total nutcase. cuz the sleepycabin guys covering for him anytime he was brought up. but yeah entirely possible that hes just in a different place mentally than before. who knows
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Bee. @spribri.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
damn did they really weekend at bernies shad
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Bee. @spribri.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
this is tuff xurkitree rules
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Bee. @spribri.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
its weird because he used to talk alot too. idk if hes talking on his site or no. dude would not shut up pre jail
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Bee. @spribri.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
the shadbase acct? hes been posting for like a year now, dont know when he got out of jail.
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Bee. @spribri.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
i thought this was that shitty fly game again
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Bee. @spribri.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
giving the recession trendy nicknames instead of just calling it a recession feels icky takes the wind out of it a bit feels like even now no ones really gonna rake it seriously
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Bee. @spribri.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
watched some mix of smiths stuff on youtube the other day and the songs just blended into one another because that guy sings that way through the whole thing. im assuming this is like an unfortunate playlists of songs and theres more variety?
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Bee. @spribri.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
why does the smiths vocalist sound like that
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Bee. @spribri.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
im always like, you're and artist do some studies and figure it out!!!!
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Bee. @spribri.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
now i know thats still man hours for tweaking and not like every single one needs it but any new releases should have some by default (like tomodachi). also the console is five hundred dollars work with me a bit here reggie fils-aime, obama, someone help my boomer dad figure out videogames
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Bee. @spribri.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
my dad got a switch 2 and is still intimidated by a standard controller. he likes the wiimote pointing and im not sure if hes used mouse mode much yet. looking for games like wiisports golf etc. right? why is mouse mode not baked into every major nintendo switch title by default its crazy.
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Bee. @spribri.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
THE FACT THAT TOUCHSCREEN IS ONLY AVAILABLE SOMETIMES AND IT WILL WAG ITS FINGER WHEN YOU TRY TO TAP THE SCREEN OUTSIDE OF THE GOVERNMENT MANDATED AREAS OF THE GAME. THE NINTENDO SEAL OF QUALITY
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Bee. @spribri.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
-The insult to injury of not having the new SD cuz of chip shortages etc adds yet another one too many bumps in the road for a console manu that's trying to recreate an apple-like hardware ecosystem with phones and switch 1.
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Bee. @spribri.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
-In a cynical way, i can understand why they put a road block for uploading screenshots when there is no profanity filter. but THEY chose to not give the game a profanity filter, especially with how fucking good sending to the app is on switch 2.
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Bee. @spribri.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
-Despite how i praise this game being available on switch 1, the fact that mouse support for switch 2 is not baked in by default is absurd. Even more so if we have to pay for a switch 2 upgrade. Nintendo should not be beaten by indie developers in adopting their own console functionality.
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Bee. @spribri.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
tomodachi is fantastic! 45 hours! wow! fantastic! Bee's official list of grievances with nintendo concerning the game "Tomadachi Life: Living The Dream" for the nintendo switch family of systems:
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Bee. @spribri.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
zoomer harry potter
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Bee. @spribri.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
were gonna be guilt tripped till 2032 for not voting in gavin newsome who ran solely on trans sports bans
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Bee. @spribri.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
i doubt they even beleive it, that its not the policy theyre running on just how theyre phrasing it, some magic word they should or shouldnt use. they have that autopsy of the election they refuse to release. they know why they lost, they know what they need to do to win, but theyre choosing not to.
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Bee. @spribri.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
theyre gonna practically forfeit the 2028 election because they will spend the full 4 years blaming their loss on how they talk while doubling, trippling down on their unpopular policy. just buckle up for president vance. its over
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Bee. @spribri.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
The politician is the one who fails the voters not the other way around. she didnt want the progressive vote she wanted the republican vote and she got neither. run a shit campaign and you dont get to win! you cant guilt trip voters 3 times in a row sorry! run a decent canditiate maybe.
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Bee. @spribri.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
actually, its hillarys fault for not campaigning in the states that trump flipped from her. because this was a supreme court decision and had nothing to do with the 2024 election. maybe if the dems actually wanted to win wed still have roe v wade. keep pointing fingers tho. sure itll work this time.
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Bee. @spribri.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
/j and /s were neat little ideas but it lasted a good 5 minutes because, objectively, the funniest thing to do is put /s on some bullshit
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Rusty Halberd @alexgarbuckle

Men are attracted to short women because they want a little Yoda riding on their back while they run around. But a lot of guys also want to be the Yoda. That's where tall women come in
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Bee. @spribri.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
would gamestop even exist at this point if it wasnt for the meme stocks thing few years back? Such a jump in logic to make an aquisition like this but it is current tear after all what should i expect.
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Bee. @spribri.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
he CHEWED THE CORNER IN MY DESK that god damn R A T
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Bee. @spribri.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
He sent my guitar tuner to the next life ;-;. he went for the wii mote on the side table. rib bone works! took a week to work on. Pigs ear obliterated cumbs everywhere 🚫🚫🚫 he likes the rolled up hide need something that he can work on for a while
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Bee. @spribri.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
and i mean RODENT i kept hundreds of THOSE fuckers at one point. iykyk i bought one of those honking pig toys and he obliterated it in twenty minutes. Rubber ball tied to robe toy? only rope remains. been letting him chill w cone off but the second i did he chewed it up and SNAPPED the collar.
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Bee. @spribri.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
week and a half of having this dog. generally a sweetheart, starting to get confortable with the house and not just following ne around everywhere. biggest problem besides housebreaking is that he chews on everything like a RAT. all of the furniture in the house is bitter, now.
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Isaiah D. Colbert @shineyezehuhh.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Sleepy bear in pajamas.
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Bee. @spribri.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
and i totally forgot about how brutal the vanilla ice fight in a very tense read.
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