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spoth56.bsky.social @spoth56.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
The words who, what, where, when, and how have corresponding compound words starting with “some” indicating an indeterminate person, thing, place, time, or method: someone, something, somewhere, sometime, and somehow. Yet there is no such word to correspond with “why.” Can we make “somewhy” happen?
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spoth56.bsky.social @spoth56.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
JJ Bleday / lay across my big brass bed
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Benoit Blanc (incredulous): Is this nominally august chamber even fully cognizant of how many of its number have slipped the veil?
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spoth56.bsky.social @spoth56.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
🎶 Taxman singin’ in the dead of night … 🎶
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spoth56.bsky.social @spoth56.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
“Matt McCool, the top U.S. Secret Service agent in New York, is overseeing security for Mr. Trump’s attendance at Game 3 and said his agency would coordinate closely with the Police Department.” This is the fake name an 8-year-old would make up when pretending to be a Secret Service agent
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Jeff @gojeffgo.com · 08/06/2026
Gimme fuel, gimme fire, gimme Reba McIntire
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spoth56.bsky.social @spoth56.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Mamaaaaa, ooooooooohhh, I’m a little guy, I sometimes wish that I was really tall (guitar solo)
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spoth56.bsky.social @spoth56.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Calling James Harden “The Beard” is synecdoche
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spoth56.bsky.social @spoth56.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
The Sazzanah Bazzanas, is that anything?
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spoth56.bsky.social @spoth56.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
“We’re gonna need a bigger butt” - Sir Mix-a-Lot
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spoth56.bsky.social @spoth56.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
A bookstore run by former inmates called “Prose & Cons”
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spoth56.bsky.social @spoth56.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
So we’re saying that pyros like a different kind of porno than everyone else?
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spoth56.bsky.social @spoth56.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Newport Beach, CA
Newport Beach no kings protest
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spoth56.bsky.social @spoth56.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
The three decker toadstool and sauerkraut sandwich honestly sounds not bad w/o the arsenic sauce of course
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spoth56.bsky.social @spoth56.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
I like my feed being just all baseball at this witching hour
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spoth56.bsky.social @spoth56.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
Google AI just gave Addison Barger a 48% chance to get a hit before his AB started and the announcers were NOT buying it
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spoth56.bsky.social @spoth56.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
I’ve been insulting these potatoes for like 10 minutes now but it’s really hard to tell if they’re thin skinned
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spoth56.bsky.social @spoth56.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
Gas money? Thanks but I prefer mine in solid form
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spoth56.bsky.social @spoth56.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
The grammar police goes to war with the army it has, not the army it’s got
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spoth56.bsky.social @spoth56.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
Consarn it
Door has both push and pull signs
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spoth56.bsky.social @spoth56.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
Our lead is disappearing into thin air / better call Rudy with the Gobert
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spoth56.bsky.social @spoth56.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
Mr. Play It Safe was afraid to fly. He packed his suitcase and kissed his kids goodbye. He waited his whole damn life to take that flight. And as the plane crashed down, he thought oh fuck oh fuck fuck no shit motherfucker fuck fuck fuck fuck FUUUUUUUUCK
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spoth56.bsky.social @spoth56.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
More fake news from the liberal media, Monster Island is actually a peninsula
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spoth56.bsky.social @spoth56.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
Oh you ran a marathon? That’s nice. Me I’ve only run one race in my life. The HUMAN race
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spoth56.bsky.social @spoth56.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
Are we Tony or are we Danza?
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spoth56.bsky.social @spoth56.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
If you ever stop and think about why and how we are here on earth and have consciousness it becomes so terrifying that you really just have to stop and watch some basketball
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spoth56.bsky.social @spoth56.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
Updated version of Darmok and Jalad for a society that communicates only through memes
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Mike Schuster @mcs212.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
🎵 I'm the hated Cybertruck Everybody hates me now 🎵
Mr. Show screenshot during The Joke: The Musical sketch. Sad-faced Bob Odenkirk as the "hated milk machine" in whiteface and white clothes with a plastic funnel on his head
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spoth56.bsky.social @spoth56.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Where the skeets have no name
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spoth56.bsky.social @spoth56.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
After years of research I can confirm that O Holy Night by the Sheila Divine is the definitive version
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spoth56.bsky.social @spoth56.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
We are in a golden age of young, fun stars in the NBA and MLB and the NFL has what … 28 year old Josh Allen? Lamar and Saquon, both 27? Justin Jefferson, 25 … what player has entered the league in the last 4 years that anyone is excited about?
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spoth56.bsky.social @spoth56.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
Not today, Santa
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spoth56.bsky.social @spoth56.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
Lookit this krazy kloud
Crazy cloud
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spoth56.bsky.social @spoth56.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
I don’t believe for a second that the ox and lamb kept time. To begin with
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spoth56.bsky.social @spoth56.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
I am struggling to decide whether to keep Don’t Shoot Me Santa by the Killers on my Christmas playlist … I love the killers so yes, but the song is pretty dumb, so no, but there’s also a really nice part where Brandon flowers sings “in the sweet Mojave rain/the boy was on his own” so I’m stuck
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spoth56.bsky.social @spoth56.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
This guy gives zero fucks
It’s a hawk!
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spoth56.bsky.social @spoth56.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
The real Soylent green was all the people we ate along the way
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spoth56.bsky.social @spoth56.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
Look at this weird ass goose
Weird looking light brown goose
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spoth56.bsky.social @spoth56.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
The most Elton John thing ever is to start your Christmas song by singing “Welcome to my Christmas song”
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spoth56.bsky.social @spoth56.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Jackin’ the Beanstalk?! You’re telling me this is supposed to be a book for KIDS?
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spoth56.bsky.social @spoth56.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Just shouted “not today, Satan!” At the false bike path exit that sometimes tempts me on my ride to work
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Wild Geerters @steinkobbe.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
All jokes aside it's really fucked up to see so many people on here celebrating murder. No one here is the judge of who deserves to live or die. That's the job of the AI algorithm the insurance company designed to maximise profits on your health and no one else
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spoth56.bsky.social @spoth56.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
When I go down to the village with a broomstick in my hand I ain’t doing no snowman shit
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spoth56.bsky.social @spoth56.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
I like my chicken wings like my baby Jesus : tender and mild
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spoth56.bsky.social @spoth56.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Hot frosty 2 the grinch who SWOLE Christmas
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spoth56.bsky.social @spoth56.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Have yourself a Rocky Biddle Christmas
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spoth56.bsky.social @spoth56.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
And Jesus said to Peter you will hawk tuah three times before the cock grows
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spoth56.bsky.social @spoth56.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
Saw a flight on the board arriving from somewhere called “Silver City” on something called “Advanced Air” and I’m pretty sure this refers to a secret magical airline for wizards and was put up on the regular human arrivals by mistake
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spoth56.bsky.social @spoth56.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
Who is the best guy named Thurl of all time? I’m thinking of Ravenscroft or Bailey but surely there must be others … right?
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