spoth56.bsky.social @spoth56.bsky.social · 20/07/2026The words who, what, where, when, and how have corresponding compound words starting with “some” indicating an indeterminate person, thing, place, time, or method: someone, something, somewhere, sometime, and somehow. Yet there is no such word to correspond with “why.” Can we make “somewhy” happen? 000
Reposted by @spoth56.bsky.socialInnsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Benoit Blanc (incredulous): Is this nominally august chamber even fully cognizant of how many of its number have slipped the veil? 02302453
spoth56.bsky.social @spoth56.bsky.social · 08/06/2026“Matt McCool, the top U.S. Secret Service agent in New York, is overseeing security for Mr. Trump’s attendance at Game 3 and said his agency would coordinate closely with the Police Department.” This is the fake name an 8-year-old would make up when pretending to be a Secret Service agent 010
Reposted by @spoth56.bsky.socialJeff @gojeffgo.com · 08/06/2026Gimme fuel, gimme fire, gimme Reba McIntire 818434
spoth56.bsky.social @spoth56.bsky.social · 03/06/2026Mamaaaaa, ooooooooohhh, I’m a little guy, I sometimes wish that I was really tall (guitar solo) 020
spoth56.bsky.social @spoth56.bsky.social · 09/05/2026Calling James Harden “The Beard” is synecdoche 000
spoth56.bsky.social @spoth56.bsky.social · 04/05/2026“We’re gonna need a bigger butt” - Sir Mix-a-Lot 000
spoth56.bsky.social @spoth56.bsky.social · 02/05/2026He only want me when I’m not there / he better call Rudy with the Gobert 0141
spoth56.bsky.social @spoth56.bsky.social · 02/05/2026Sing “Bam Adebayo” to the tune of “born on the bayou” ONCE and you’ll never say his name the same way again 6986
spoth56.bsky.social @spoth56.bsky.social · 01/05/2026A bookstore run by former inmates called “Prose & Cons” 000
spoth56.bsky.social @spoth56.bsky.social · 01/05/2026And the rocket’s red glare / the Clyde Edwards-Helaire 031
spoth56.bsky.social @spoth56.bsky.social · 29/04/2026I didn’t see Joni Mitchell or Neil young on there 120
spoth56.bsky.social @spoth56.bsky.social · 11/04/2026Lottery please lottery. It would solve so many problems. It will never happen. Rinse and repeat 000
spoth56.bsky.social @spoth56.bsky.social · 05/04/2026So we’re saying that pyros like a different kind of porno than everyone else? 2202
spoth56.bsky.social @spoth56.bsky.social · 31/12/2025The three decker toadstool and sauerkraut sandwich honestly sounds not bad w/o the arsenic sauce of course 000
spoth56.bsky.social @spoth56.bsky.social · 28/10/2025Yeah but that seems preferable to basically giving up the game 000
spoth56.bsky.social @spoth56.bsky.social · 11/10/2025I like my feed being just all baseball at this witching hour 000
spoth56.bsky.social @spoth56.bsky.social · 09/10/2025Google AI just gave Addison Barger a 48% chance to get a hit before his AB started and the announcers were NOT buying it 000
spoth56.bsky.social @spoth56.bsky.social · 25/07/2025I’ve been insulting these potatoes for like 10 minutes now but it’s really hard to tell if they’re thin skinned 000
spoth56.bsky.social @spoth56.bsky.social · 28/06/2025Gas money? Thanks but I prefer mine in solid form 000
spoth56.bsky.social @spoth56.bsky.social · 12/06/2025The worst part is this idea is not even possible to raise in polite political discourse 050
spoth56.bsky.social @spoth56.bsky.social · 11/06/2025The grammar police goes to war with the army it has, not the army it’s got 000
spoth56.bsky.social @spoth56.bsky.social · 06/06/2025Our lead is disappearing into thin air / better call Rudy with the Gobert 000
spoth56.bsky.social @spoth56.bsky.social · 03/06/2025Mr. Play It Safe was afraid to fly. He packed his suitcase and kissed his kids goodbye. He waited his whole damn life to take that flight. And as the plane crashed down, he thought oh fuck oh fuck fuck no shit motherfucker fuck fuck fuck fuck FUUUUUUUUCK 000
spoth56.bsky.social @spoth56.bsky.social · 28/05/2025More fake news from the liberal media, Monster Island is actually a peninsula 010
spoth56.bsky.social @spoth56.bsky.social · 24/05/2025Oh you ran a marathon? That’s nice. Me I’ve only run one race in my life. The HUMAN race 000
spoth56.bsky.social @spoth56.bsky.social · 30/03/2025I also like how their reaction is to say “yeah that’s probably not good hope it never happens to me” rather than saying “sorry for your loss” like a normal person 110
spoth56.bsky.social @spoth56.bsky.social · 30/03/2025If you ever stop and think about why and how we are here on earth and have consciousness it becomes so terrifying that you really just have to stop and watch some basketball 010
spoth56.bsky.social @spoth56.bsky.social · 13/02/2025Updated version of Darmok and Jalad for a society that communicates only through memes 000
Reposted by @spoth56.bsky.socialMike Schuster @mcs212.bsky.social · 02/01/2025🎵 I'm the hated Cybertruck Everybody hates me now 🎵 1045059