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Spoons @spooonzz.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

One of my hobbies is trying to pronounce unfamiliar vowels. Currently on /o/

Spoons @spooonzz.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Jesus. Christ. I had totally forgotten about this. This shit terrified me as a 3 year old. Thanks for the rekindled fear

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Spoons @spooonzz.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

The number of "progressive" atheists who spend their time dunking on progressive religious people instead of the ones who are actually the problem is embarrassing

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Spoons @spooonzz.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Just overheard someone in the pub saying to their friend "maybe there is a god... Shit"

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Spoons @spooonzz.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

@maklelan.bsky.social I've seen you say a couple of times that if you could remove a book from the biblical canon it would be Revelation. Are there any you would add?

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Spoons @spooonzz.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Saw an old guy riding a mobility scooter blasting ACDC. He may only have been going to the supermarket, but spiritually he was jumping over an active volcano on a motorbike

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Spoons @spooonzz.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I'm really glad I didn't laugh when my gruncle shouted "Good head, son!" at the football player today. I wouldn't have enjoyed him asking why it's funny.

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Spoons @spooonzz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

biohazard symbol mogs radioactivity symbol

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Spoons @spooonzz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

The new firefox ui angers me

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Spoons @spooonzz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I don't and I'm intrigued

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Spoons @spooonzz.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

A joyful day, for I shall no longer have to ingest the vile substance known as spironolactone anymore

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Spoons @spooonzz.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Tofu was invented in 136bce by Yuehan Tofu when he tried to put a soybean back together

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Spoons @spooonzz.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Quick! Someone hook a generator up to Tolkien!

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Spoons @spooonzz.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

I have a letterboxd account. Is that enough?

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Spoons @spooonzz.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Greggs was founded by John Gregg? You're fucking kidding me

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Spoons @spooonzz.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Captain Dissolution blocked me wtf

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Spoons @spooonzz.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Every Nord is a magic hater until they want their shitty iron sword enchanted smh

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Spoons @spooonzz.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

You don't know about the New Oxford Annotated Bible 6th Edition, releasing 11th November 2026?!

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Spoons @spooonzz.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Good thing they put Bugs in a trench coat because if they hadn't I would've ejaculated a split second after he appeared

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Spoons @spooonzz.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

I am NOT cartoonist! I voted for Senator Fudd... TWICE!

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Spoons @spooonzz.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Yeah, Jason and the Argonauts is pretty good but imagine if they played Spooky Scary Skeletons during that fight scene

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Spoons @spooonzz.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Why are you using full stops like commas?

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Spoons @spooonzz.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Hallucinogens are to writer's block what laxatives are to constipation

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Spoons @spooonzz.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Testicles make us come together like nothing else

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Spoons @spooonzz.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Honestly if you told me there was a sport called handegg I would be all for it

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Spoons @spooonzz.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

I don't know anything about American football, more properly called handegg

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Tranquility of Solitude @apanthrope.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

I'm still not convinced this isn't Just Stop Oil using a brilliant new strategy to reduce carbon emissions from road traffic while not getting arrested.

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Spoons @spooonzz.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Idk why but super mario bros being older than the Simpsons feels profoundly wrong

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Elliot, the Hella ADHD Bimbro @illegallyelliot.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

So, because there's a Cars Pope, it follows that there must have been a Cars Jesus. I propose Jesus Chrysler

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Jay Zedbee @jayzedbee.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Channel 4 reporter: Hello. I am Mr. Alias and this is my extremely suspicious comically large donation that i can only make in the form of a bag of money with a dollar sign on it. every other reform guy: seems legit! let me tell you every single way in which i and my boss have broken the law

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