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Spoons @spooonzz.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

One of my hobbies is trying to pronounce unfamiliar vowels. Currently on /o/

Spoons @spooonzz.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Jesus. Christ. I had totally forgotten about this. This shit terrified me as a 3 year old. Thanks for the rekindled fear

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Spoons @spooonzz.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

The number of "progressive" atheists who spend their time dunking on progressive religious people instead of the ones who are actually the problem is embarrassing

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Spoons @spooonzz.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Just overheard someone in the pub saying to their friend "maybe there is a god... Shit"

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Spoons @spooonzz.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

@maklelan.bsky.social I've seen you say a couple of times that if you could remove a book from the biblical canon it would be Revelation. Are there any you would add?

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Spoons @spooonzz.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Saw an old guy riding a mobility scooter blasting ACDC. He may only have been going to the supermarket, but spiritually he was jumping over an active volcano on a motorbike

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Spoons @spooonzz.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I'm really glad I didn't laugh when my gruncle shouted "Good head, son!" at the football player today. I wouldn't have enjoyed him asking why it's funny.

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Spoons @spooonzz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

biohazard symbol mogs radioactivity symbol

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Spoons @spooonzz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

The new firefox ui angers me

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Spoons @spooonzz.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

A joyful day, for I shall no longer have to ingest the vile substance known as spironolactone anymore

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Spoons @spooonzz.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Tofu was invented in 136bce by Yuehan Tofu when he tried to put a soybean back together

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Spoons @spooonzz.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Greggs was founded by John Gregg? You're fucking kidding me

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Spoons @spooonzz.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Captain Dissolution blocked me wtf

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Spoons @spooonzz.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Every Nord is a magic hater until they want their shitty iron sword enchanted smh

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Spoons @spooonzz.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Good thing they put Bugs in a trench coat because if they hadn't I would've ejaculated a split second after he appeared

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Spoons @spooonzz.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

I am NOT cartoonist! I voted for Senator Fudd... TWICE!

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Spoons @spooonzz.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Yeah, Jason and the Argonauts is pretty good but imagine if they played Spooky Scary Skeletons during that fight scene

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Spoons @spooonzz.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Hallucinogens are to writer's block what laxatives are to constipation

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Tranquility of Solitude @apanthrope.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

I'm still not convinced this isn't Just Stop Oil using a brilliant new strategy to reduce carbon emissions from road traffic while not getting arrested.

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Spoons @spooonzz.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Idk why but super mario bros being older than the Simpsons feels profoundly wrong

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Elliot, the Hella ADHD Bimbro @illegallyelliot.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

So, because there's a Cars Pope, it follows that there must have been a Cars Jesus. I propose Jesus Chrysler

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Jay Zedbee @jayzedbee.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Channel 4 reporter: Hello. I am Mr. Alias and this is my extremely suspicious comically large donation that i can only make in the form of a bag of money with a dollar sign on it. every other reform guy: seems legit! let me tell you every single way in which i and my boss have broken the law

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Spoons @spooonzz.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Nothing makes me feel more like a below average toddler like using a time calculator

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Spoons @spooonzz.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

The Ottoman Empire claimed to be the continuation of the Roman Empire, so that begs the question: did they have Caesar Salat?

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Spoons @spooonzz.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

MY TITS ARE GROWING! THIS IS NOT A DRILL MY TITS ARE STARTING TO GROW! HOLY SHIT! YES!!!

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Spoons @spooonzz.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Nudes ❌ Noodles ✔️

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Spoons @spooonzz.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Is there a way to block those obvious bot accounts that follow thousands of people?

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Spoons @spooonzz.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

They're dropping like flies ffs

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Spoons @spooonzz.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

I, a bird of some description, open my door that has clearly just had a hole punched into it calling to my bird wife: "The JWs are here again!"

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Spoons @spooonzz.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Just watched the Odyssey, sorry to say that it's not historically accurate as no one ever has hot gay sex. Not even implied. 1/10

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Spoons @spooonzz.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

blog.smu.edu/ot8317/2019/... @maklelan.bsky.social can you have a look at this, is it in any way legit?

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Spoons @spooonzz.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Genderfluid cartoon character who moves their bow from their hair to their neck

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Spoons @spooonzz.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Jesus is the only guy I know of to have three dads: Joseph, God, and the wild card Man

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Spoons @spooonzz.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

"Is there anybody going to listen to my story All about the tiger who came to tea" -Judith McKerrtney

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Spoons @spooonzz.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

I like bsky because I know no one will see my posts, so I don't need to worry about quality control.

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Spoons @spooonzz.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

Silicone acceptance movement: There's no need for a cure!

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Spoons @spooonzz.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

Every post about religion I see on here knocks a year off my lifespan

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Spoons @spooonzz.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

You've heard of the ship's cat, but this is the shit's cap

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Spoons @spooonzz.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

This is quite possibly our finest hour since the battle of Britain

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Spoons @spooonzz.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

trans ppl are in the bible. god literally does top surgery on adam to remove the woman from him smh

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Spoons @spooonzz.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

congrats to spironolactone for dethroning nintendo switch cartridges as the worst tasting thing I've ever put in my mouth

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Spoons @spooonzz.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

*Mobster voice* "This is Jimmy, Jimmy the lock."

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Spoons @spooonzz.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

I would kill it as a nun if I believed in god

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Spoons @spooonzz.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

This is the real problem with English culture. Not immigration, this!

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Spoons @spooonzz.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

TV show where a chaser and a transmed have to share a house

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Spoons @spooonzz.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

Why zelda is video game main character???? Video games is for boys!!!!!! 😡

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Spoons @spooonzz.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

@bsky.app What is the point in having a character limit on posts? Fucking stupid idea

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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

what a useless shitbag

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