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Chris Spooner

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Contributor for Vikings Wire, part of the USA TODAY Network | Former: ATB Network, NFL Spin Zone, Pro Football Network, Footballiance, Hula Bowl See most of my work in one convenient link: linktr.ee/spoonfulofsport

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Laura Bassett @lebassett.bsky.social · 3h
“If you don’t like public executions just don’t watch it” says the crowd trying to ban drag shows and books
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Chris Spooner @spoonfulofsport.bsky.social · 4h
Al Michaels: "People talk about 'must win' game, which is total nonsense. There's no 'must win' game in October Also Al Michaels: "You know what I call it? A 'can't lose' game" Al...if it is a "can't lose" game, then it is, definitionally, a must win
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Cheryl Lynn Eaton @cheryllynneaton.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
If you are so extraordinarily stupid that you fall for a standard Republican trans panic ruse, I cannot trust you to represent me in office. This is like media literacy 101. Your colleagues are going to run circles around you. Dupe you into anything. I'd be safer running and representing myself.
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2 Mello @2mello.net · 08/10/2026
YouTube hasn't paid out music streaming earnings to Distrokid for almost two months with no communication, so my income has been cut in half just for fun. It's a startling reminder that the entire streaming ecosystem could just go away overnight because a tech company lets it. Buy albums if you can.
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
putting the Bears logo at the center of a big circle really highlights how messed up it is. weirdly off-center. bottom lobe of the C larger and differently shaped from the top
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Chris Spooner @spoonfulofsport.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Yeah. I mean, I might quibble about Jacoby (and maybe Whitworth), but all of these guys should be in the Hall
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Chris Spooner @spoonfulofsport.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Oh, I'm sure there's absolutely no way in which this can be weaponized.... JFC
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Denny Carter @dennycarter.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I think there is a lot of evidence that normie sports fans are kinda freaked out by the right wing as seen on Elon Musk's site. Not everyone comes here looking for nonstop liberal/left content but they might not mind it as much as the frightening X shit.
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Chris Spooner @spoonfulofsport.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I can totally accept some bad things happening in the name of AI advancement. Like unscheduled beverage deliveries, for example
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Chris Spooner @spoonfulofsport.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
QBWinzzzzzz
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Chris Spooner @spoonfulofsport.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Liberty Biberty is the Quiznos' Spongemonkeys on powerful tranquilizers
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Chris Spooner @spoonfulofsport.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It's about damn time KOC goes to a quick passing game. Play into Murray's strengths #Skol #Vikings
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Chris Spooner @spoonfulofsport.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Nope, nevermind. He was out
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Chris Spooner @spoonfulofsport.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Is that something you can't challenge? Cause the #Dolphins absolutely should have challenged that otherwise. Probably would have been upheld with the views we saw on the broadcast, but it's close enough to at least look at
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Chris Spooner @spoonfulofsport.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Efton Chism might be the most improbable player to make an incredible catch we'll see all season
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Chris Spooner @spoonfulofsport.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
In fairness, the last time I saw Tom Cruise in prosthetics was Tropic Thunder and he was honestly pretty great in that role
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Chris Spooner @spoonfulofsport.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
So we all heard Herbie claim that Mendoza was the #Miami quarterback last year, right?
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Chris Spooner @spoonfulofsport.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It's not everyday you see a team get one safety, let alone two
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Chris Spooner @spoonfulofsport.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
If you're #MontanaState there, why on Earth would you call a timeout? I get wanting to set your defense or give the ref an earful, but there's no chance #Idaho would have been able to snap that ball and run a decent play. You cost your team the game calling that timeout
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
$500,000 might not seem like a lot for an NFL owner like Jed York but you have to remember: that’s enough for him to have had sex 3,125 times at his preferred rate of $160
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Eh I think it’s a pretty accurate mirror for how much of society thinks about violence and SA against women
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Chris Spooner @spoonfulofsport.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I was wondering if #C4 was going to make me cry at some point. I don't remember crying at all during #C3, but did multiple times during 1 and 2. Yeah, this moment has the waterworks going #CriticalRole #Spoilers
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Chris Spooner @spoonfulofsport.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Is my hearing just shot or is Herbie consistently calling him "Junkins" instead of "Judkins"? #TNF #CLEvsPIT
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Chris Spooner @spoonfulofsport.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
So, I've taken a bit of time to digest the #Vikings trading J.J. McCarthy to the #Giants, and I keep coming back to two main thoughts: A.) What is the plan going forward at QB? They aren't going to be bad enough to draft one and if Murray plays like he did Sunday, he ain't it.
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Chris Spooner @spoonfulofsport.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Cue Chad Kroeger
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
4. Plenty of time to continue pointing out to anyone who’ll listen that this is a wage suppression act 5. For real, fuck Nick Saban for pushing this
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Ben Natan @thebennatan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Can’t stop wars. Cant stop the president committing nonstop crime. Can’t do anything about Epstein. Or cost of living. Or the environment. They can fuck over workers though. They’ll do that real fast.
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Chris Spooner @spoonfulofsport.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Man, Talanoa Hufanga had himself a GAME #Broncos
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Chris Spooner @spoonfulofsport.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Of course Mumpfield goes off the week *after* I was forced to play him. I'm not mad, you're mad
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Chris Spooner @spoonfulofsport.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
DOINK #DENvsLAR #SNF
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Chris Spooner @spoonfulofsport.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The #Vikings, despite truly abysmal quarterback play, are 3-0 and have a real shot to be 5-0 heading into the bye with games against the #Dolphins and #Saints coming up #Skol
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Chris Spooner @spoonfulofsport.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Breaking News: #Vikings WR Justin Jefferson the world's first recipient of an in-game ankle transplant (this is a joke)
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Chris Spooner @spoonfulofsport.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
And again for a big play TD #Skol #Vikings
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Chris Spooner @spoonfulofsport.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Hey, the #Vikings finally remembered Jordan Addison exists #Skol
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Chris Spooner @spoonfulofsport.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
#Vikings should have had an interception, but a solid tackle from Isaiah Rodgers gives them the ball back anyway on a #Bucs punt. Crisis averted
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Chris Spooner @spoonfulofsport.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"I think this game gave me a UTI" Oh Marisha. Sometimes this game does still feel like a home game. It's not often anymore, but it does happen and it's incredible when it does #CriticalRole #C4 #Spoilers
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Chris Spooner @spoonfulofsport.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Man, it's really impressive how Azune is able to get both of his feet so far into his mouth #CriticalRole #C4 #Spoilers
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Chris Spooner @spoonfulofsport.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Matthew Stafford
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Ohnobaby Whatisyoudoing
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Jeff "Spooky" Crypt-sko @jeffkrisko.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
There is a chip in the ball. Spot the ball digitally. The game just screeched to a halt because one guy disagrees with where another guy put the ball when we have objective data about where the ball went (which we won't use to rectify this)
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Chris Spooner @spoonfulofsport.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Hey #Giants, you might want to cover that Adams guy. You know, #17? Probably a good idea to get a man on him. Just a thought
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Chris Spooner @spoonfulofsport.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
"I'm fighting a guy with a law degree here" And Mike is absolutely correct. Replay assist is for plays the refs obviously fucked up. Not a tool to save a team a timeout on a close call
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Chris Spooner @spoonfulofsport.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Gotta love watching Harrison Butker miss a kick
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Chris Spooner @spoonfulofsport.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
As a #Dolphins fan, can confirm
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Chris Spooner @spoonfulofsport.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Limp Bizkit - It's Just One Of Those Days
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Fr. Robert Ballecer, SJ @padresj.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
It's strange how Democratic Socialists - who are being denounced by both parties - turned major deficits into balanced budgets in both New York and Seattle.
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Chris Spooner @spoonfulofsport.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
It's a good day when you get to watch Lane Kiffin take an L
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Chris Spooner @spoonfulofsport.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
But then how's Garfield supposed to get his lasagna?
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Chris Spooner @spoonfulofsport.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
So that's why I got all them offers 😂
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Caroleeena @caroleeena.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The NFL owners who censored Macklemore and the teams they own: Patriots owner, Robert Kraft Carolina Panthers owner David Tepper, Atlanta Falcons owner Arthur Blank, and Philadelphia Eagles owner Jeffrey Lurie
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Jason Koebler @jasonkoebler.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
paywalls fund journalism and everything reported behind a paywall is aggregated and turned into vertical video that reach many orders of magnitude more people than the original article ever would have. this is not actually a problem and shaming sites that have paywalls means less reporting not more
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