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Spooky J. Weaselbones @spookyweaselbones.bsky.social · 12h

Tales From the Hood is in this tragic position of being possibly the best horror anthology movie ever made, but stuck with a title that reads like Skrewbo Original™️ watchbait

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Spooky J. Weaselbones @spookyweaselbones.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I really wish that ballots were a comprehensive survey of our morals and policy preferences, but they’re not. They are, however, a meaningful chance to nerf harm for a while and that’s worth it (Typo fix)

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Spooky J. Weaselbones @spookyweaselbones.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Three rats in a trench coat trying to sneak into the dog park

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Spooky J. Weaselbones @spookyweaselbones.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Business in the Party Front in the Back Unrelated drawing of the Crypt Keeper

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Spooky J. Weaselbones @spookyweaselbones.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

If it doesn’t resonate, it doesn’t apply 😉 you’re good people

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Spooky J. Weaselbones @spookyweaselbones.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

You avoid talking politics because it’s “cringe” I avoid talking politics because online leftist communities are viper nests full of clout-chasing opportunists We are not the same

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Spooky J. Weaselbones @spookyweaselbones.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Learned more about Jason Vorhees from this one conversation than my ENTIRE TIME at Harvard Business School

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MOJO KOJO @g0zh3r.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Illustrated: me, explaining Jason’s rise to zombiedom through the F13 canon to @spookyweaselbones.bsky.social

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Spooky J. Weaselbones @spookyweaselbones.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

You people have no idea how badly I want to be on an Australian podcast Australia in the 2020s is treating podcasts like Ancient Rome treated roads

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Spooky J. Weaselbones @spookyweaselbones.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

If you’re like me, you love watching scary movies in October. If you’re even more like me, you enjoy making into a structured activity with lists and arcane criteria and arbitrary obstacles to overcome THE WEASELBONES OCTOBER HORROR CHALLENGE MOVIE CHALLENGE www.tumblr.com/spookyweasel...

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💬 0 🔁 5 ❤️ 13 · 🎃The Weaselbones October Movie Challenge! 🎃 · Announcing…. Greetings to you, intrepid and valiant suckers who have decided to prove your horror mettle by taking… THE WEASELBONE…

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Spooky J. Weaselbones @spookyweaselbones.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Helo I’m Jim Knockham and thisnis assjacked

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Spooky J. Weaselbones @spookyweaselbones.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

On a clear night, when Who’s On First shines in the sky and then is eclipsed by Shut the Fuck Up Donny, a writer shall be born of the name Sherman-Palladino

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Spooky J. Weaselbones @spookyweaselbones.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Is that all this was? ‘Wharles, Barles, thank you Charles?’

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Spooky J. Weaselbones @spookyweaselbones.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

It was very savvy of Warner Brothers to sell Coyote vs. Acme for a 20 million dollar loss instead of releasing it themselves and making a fairly easy profit

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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I am not afraid to be corny on main

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Spooky J. Weaselbones @spookyweaselbones.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Be on the lookout for my directorial debut, direct-to-Tubi. It’s called “The Amityville Wim Wam Bip Bap Ding Biddle Liddle Bazooo”

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Spooky J. Weaselbones @spookyweaselbones.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Trying to use search engines in 2026 feels like being an ailing monarch surrounded by footmen whose worst fear is me finding a newspaper "I should like to see the latest Lizzo receipts, Godfrey.” "Er...did His Majesty perhaps mean ‘lizard recipes'?” "The receipts, Godfrey, [coughing] at once!"

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Jason @fezmonger.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

The Pumpkin Spice onslaught has begun. We can procrastinate no longer! Spooky Season has returned and with it so has our Jack-o-head and Scaredy Cat designs. Available for a limited time at Fez-o-rama.com #FezORama #fez #halloween #cat

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Spooky J. Weaselbones @spookyweaselbones.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

They’ve started turning The Voices into ads

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Spooky J. Weaselbones @spookyweaselbones.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Apparently there’s a new strain of pro-AI rhetoric that’s like… Marxism flavored? Like, AI will give us luxury space communism I guess? “The only way to throw off the yoke of capitalism is to let the machine appropriate not just your labor but your actual skill” Here’s to the workers of the world!

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Spooky J. Weaselbones @spookyweaselbones.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

This was not an easy decision, but I can no longer, in good conscience, catfish Ed Sheeran into sending me Ribena

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Spooky J. Weaselbones @spookyweaselbones.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Yep! Designed, printed, assembled, and coded (well, Unity/arduino scripting) The model was made and rigged by @cramble.bsky.social

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Spooky J. Weaselbones @spookyweaselbones.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Stumbling upon the the vast VAST overgrowth of Amityville sequels is making me feel like those people who accidentally discover that a bridge is about to collapse because the structural engineer spilled coffee on the blueprints There is a festering disaster afoot and nobody knows it

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Spooky J. Weaselbones @spookyweaselbones.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

If I ever met Dr. Seuss I’da been like “yeah it’s real impressive how you can rhyme all those words you make up”

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Spooky J. Weaselbones @spookyweaselbones.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Speaking as someone with marmots for hands, hey, check out these marmot hands

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Spooky J. Weaselbones @spookyweaselbones.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

I’ve been inundated with kind messages of people asking what they can do for me during this difficult period (dinner time) The best way to help is to doordash me a tasty Italian beef sandwich

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Spooky J. Weaselbones @spookyweaselbones.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

This Outer Limits episode was trying to warn us

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Spooky J. Weaselbones @spookyweaselbones.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

I have scrolled and scrolled and scrolled, and still haven’t seen anyone mention the scene where Troi spends a solid minute trying to convince her replicator to make a “real” chocolate Sunday and not a “perfectly synthesized ingeniously enhanced imitation”

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Spooky J. Weaselbones @spookyweaselbones.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Friday the 13th must have the greatest quality differential of any horror franchise in history Like, imagine if Gigli were somehow the fifth sequel to My Big Fat Greek Wedding

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Andy “voice of Brak” Merrill. 🎅🏻🤡🐒💩 @amerrill2.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

I’m just reposting this old chestnut.

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Spooky J. Weaselbones @spookyweaselbones.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

And where am I supposed to think you got this balloon from on a Saturday

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🥖Kekeflipnote🥖 @kekeflipnote.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Roundest friends

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Spooky J. Weaselbones @spookyweaselbones.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Sorry I didn’t reply to your message, it’s just because it made me not like you anymore. Also you left the stove on before you went out and that crinkly feeling in your finger can’t be normal

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Spooky J. Weaselbones @spookyweaselbones.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

You claim to be an alpha male, and yet Your plumage? Pathetic Your moves? Weak sauce Your dance floor? A DISGRACE YOU WILL NEVER ATTRACT A MATE YOU WILL NOT HATCH EGGS YOU SUCK BRO YOU STRAIGHT UP SUCK

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Spooky J. Weaselbones @spookyweaselbones.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Are you Weasel enough to take the Weaselbones challenge? No? Oh… umm… are you Bone perhaps? letterboxd.com/weaselbones/...

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