Spooky J. Weaselbones @spookyweaselbones.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Three rats in a trench coat trying to sneak into the dog park 011
Spooky J. Weaselbones @spookyweaselbones.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Business in the Party Front in the Back Unrelated drawing of the Crypt Keeper 020
Spooky J. Weaselbones @spookyweaselbones.bsky.social · 30/09/2026You avoid talking politics because it’s “cringe” I avoid talking politics because online leftist communities are viper nests full of clout-chasing opportunists We are not the same 220
Reposted by Spooky J. WeaselbonesMOJO KOJO @g0zh3r.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Illustrated: me, explaining Jason’s rise to zombiedom through the F13 canon to @spookyweaselbones.bsky.social 231
Spooky J. Weaselbones @spookyweaselbones.bsky.social · 29/09/2026You people have no idea how badly I want to be on an Australian podcast Australia in the 2020s is treating podcasts like Ancient Rome treated roads 180
Reposted by Spooky J. WeaselbonesAndy “voice of Brak” Merrill. 🎅🏻🤡🐒💩 @amerrill2.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Youchie!!! 910412
Reposted by Spooky J. WeaselbonesSpooky J. Weaselbones @spookyweaselbones.bsky.social · 14/08/2026If you’re like me, you love watching scary movies in October. If you’re even more like me, you enjoy making into a structured activity with lists and arcane criteria and arbitrary obstacles to overcome THE WEASELBONES OCTOBER HORROR CHALLENGE MOVIE CHALLENGE www.tumblr.com/spookyweasel...tumblr.comPost by @spookyweaselbones · 6 links💬 0 🔁 5 ❤️ 13 · 🎃The Weaselbones October Movie Challenge! 🎃 · Announcing…. Greetings to you, intrepid and valiant suckers who have decided to prove your horror mettle by taking… THE WEASELBONE… 031
Spooky J. Weaselbones @spookyweaselbones.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Helo I’m Jim Knockham and thisnis assjacked 020
Spooky J. Weaselbones @spookyweaselbones.bsky.social · 24/09/2026On a clear night, when Who’s On First shines in the sky and then is eclipsed by Shut the Fuck Up Donny, a writer shall be born of the name Sherman-Palladino 012
Spooky J. Weaselbones @spookyweaselbones.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Is that all this was? ‘Wharles, Barles, thank you Charles?’ 011
Spooky J. Weaselbones @spookyweaselbones.bsky.social · 20/09/2026It was very savvy of Warner Brothers to sell Coyote vs. Acme for a 20 million dollar loss instead of releasing it themselves and making a fairly easy profit 030
Reposted by Spooky J. WeaselbonesPaul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I am not afraid to be corny on main 095953
Spooky J. Weaselbones @spookyweaselbones.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Be on the lookout for my directorial debut, direct-to-Tubi. It’s called “The Amityville Wim Wam Bip Bap Ding Biddle Liddle Bazooo” 011
Spooky J. Weaselbones @spookyweaselbones.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Trying to use search engines in 2026 feels like being an ailing monarch surrounded by footmen whose worst fear is me finding a newspaper "I should like to see the latest Lizzo receipts, Godfrey.” "Er...did His Majesty perhaps mean ‘lizard recipes'?” "The receipts, Godfrey, [coughing] at once!" 051
Reposted by Spooky J. WeaselbonesJason @fezmonger.bsky.social · 18/09/2026The Pumpkin Spice onslaught has begun. We can procrastinate no longer! Spooky Season has returned and with it so has our Jack-o-head and Scaredy Cat designs. Available for a limited time at Fez-o-rama.com #FezORama #fez #halloween #cat 072
Spooky J. Weaselbones @spookyweaselbones.bsky.social · 18/09/2026They’ve started turning The Voices into ads 110
Spooky J. Weaselbones @spookyweaselbones.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Apparently there’s a new strain of pro-AI rhetoric that’s like… Marxism flavored? Like, AI will give us luxury space communism I guess? “The only way to throw off the yoke of capitalism is to let the machine appropriate not just your labor but your actual skill” Here’s to the workers of the world! 051
Spooky J. Weaselbones @spookyweaselbones.bsky.social · 16/09/2026This was not an easy decision, but I can no longer, in good conscience, catfish Ed Sheeran into sending me Ribena 011
Reposted by Spooky J. WeaselbonesSpooky J. Weaselbones @spookyweaselbones.bsky.social · 15/09/2026#digitalpuppetry #waldopuppet 32711
Spooky J. Weaselbones @spookyweaselbones.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Stumbling upon the the vast VAST overgrowth of Amityville sequels is making me feel like those people who accidentally discover that a bridge is about to collapse because the structural engineer spilled coffee on the blueprints There is a festering disaster afoot and nobody knows it 021
Spooky J. Weaselbones @spookyweaselbones.bsky.social · 13/09/2026If I ever met Dr. Seuss I’da been like “yeah it’s real impressive how you can rhyme all those words you make up” 040
Spooky J. Weaselbones @spookyweaselbones.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Speaking as someone with marmots for hands, hey, check out these marmot hands 050
Spooky J. Weaselbones @spookyweaselbones.bsky.social · 28/08/2026I’ve been inundated with kind messages of people asking what they can do for me during this difficult period (dinner time) The best way to help is to doordash me a tasty Italian beef sandwich 031
Spooky J. Weaselbones @spookyweaselbones.bsky.social · 26/08/2026This Outer Limits episode was trying to warn us 062
Spooky J. Weaselbones @spookyweaselbones.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Friday the 13th must have the greatest quality differential of any horror franchise in history Like, imagine if Gigli were somehow the fifth sequel to My Big Fat Greek Wedding 021
Reposted by Spooky J. WeaselbonesAndy “voice of Brak” Merrill. 🎅🏻🤡🐒💩 @amerrill2.bsky.social · 22/08/2026I’m just reposting this old chestnut. 516239
Reposted by Spooky J. Weaselbones🥖Kekeflipnote🥖 @kekeflipnote.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Roundest friends 90158183786
Spooky J. Weaselbones @spookyweaselbones.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Sorry I didn’t reply to your message, it’s just because it made me not like you anymore. Also you left the stove on before you went out and that crinkly feeling in your finger can’t be normal 050
Spooky J. Weaselbones @spookyweaselbones.bsky.social · 20/08/2026You claim to be an alpha male, and yet Your plumage? Pathetic Your moves? Weak sauce Your dance floor? A DISGRACE YOU WILL NEVER ATTRACT A MATE YOU WILL NOT HATCH EGGS YOU SUCK BRO YOU STRAIGHT UP SUCK 031
Spooky J. Weaselbones @spookyweaselbones.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Are you Weasel enough to take the Weaselbones challenge? No? Oh… umm… are you Bone perhaps? letterboxd.com/weaselbones/... 063
Spooky J. Weaselbones @spookyweaselbones.bsky.social · 16/08/2026One nice thing about AI is it makes all the neato analog screens in the Alien franchise make sense Can’t have digital video for such critical applications! Too easy for AI to sneak in there 010
Spooky J. Weaselbones @spookyweaselbones.bsky.social · 14/08/2026If you’re like me, you love watching scary movies in October. If you’re even more like me, you enjoy making into a structured activity with lists and arcane criteria and arbitrary obstacles to overcome THE WEASELBONES OCTOBER HORROR CHALLENGE MOVIE CHALLENGE www.tumblr.com/spookyweasel...tumblr.comPost by @spookyweaselbones · 6 links💬 0 🔁 5 ❤️ 13 · 🎃The Weaselbones October Movie Challenge! 🎃 · Announcing…. Greetings to you, intrepid and valiant suckers who have decided to prove your horror mettle by taking… THE WEASELBONE… 031
Spooky J. Weaselbones @spookyweaselbones.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Just swapping one dead grift for another. Genius. “Nobody wants to play me at Three Card Monty anymore so I’m just gonna sell bridges for a while” 030
Spooky J. Weaselbones @spookyweaselbones.bsky.social · 13/08/2026“People are cool.” “A person is cool. People are fuckass normies and you know it.” 0123
Spooky J. Weaselbones @spookyweaselbones.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Every horror franchise: Frankula Frankula II Bae of Frankula Frankula: the Final Franking Frankula: Actually One More Franking Frankula: Frankula_finalFINAL!! Frankula vs. Wolfmummy Frankula (2017) 020
Spooky J. Weaselbones @spookyweaselbones.bsky.social · 09/08/2026I’m official binches!!!! www.1001fonts.com/weaselbones-... 072
Reposted by Spooky J. WeaselbonesSpooky J. Weaselbones @spookyweaselbones.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Weaselbones Font! It’s out! Yeah! drive.google.com/file/d/1FloD... 075
Reposted by Spooky J. WeaselbonesMOJO KOJO @g0zh3r.bsky.social · 29/07/2026I got too many, but nothing tops watching people make eye contact and conversation with a handsome chunk of foam they’re allowing themselves to believe is alive. It’s real magic 🥹 4185
Spooky J. Weaselbones @spookyweaselbones.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Weaselbones Font! It’s out! Yeah! drive.google.com/file/d/1FloD... 075
Spooky J. Weaselbones @spookyweaselbones.bsky.social · 29/07/2026The worst thing about learning to beatbox is that it’s the only way to discover that nobody likes beatboxing 041
Spooky J. Weaselbones @spookyweaselbones.bsky.social · 27/07/2026Font progress font progress #typography 064
Spooky J. Weaselbones @spookyweaselbones.bsky.social · 26/07/2026My favorite MAĠA trait: constantly threatening to make their own versions of things with zero follow through 010
Spooky J. Weaselbones @spookyweaselbones.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Let’s be Letterbuds!! boxd.it/mlFmXboxd.itWeaselbones’s profileWeaselbones uses Letterboxd to share film reviews and lists. 28 films watched. Favorites: Dirty Rotten Scoundrels (1988), Freaked (1993), Who Framed Roger Rabbit (1988), The Adventures of Buckaroo Ban... 030
Spooky J. Weaselbones @spookyweaselbones.bsky.social · 22/07/2026It is now 158 followers who would absolutely tell me if Pepsi Blue came back 141