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Spooky J. Weaselbones

@spookyweaselbones.bsky.social
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The most popular dead weasel on bluesky For booking/press inquiries please contact complaintsdept@dominospizza.gov

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Spooky J. Weaselbones @spookyweaselbones.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Three rats in a trench coat trying to sneak into the dog park
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Spooky J. Weaselbones @spookyweaselbones.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Spooky J. Weaselbones @spookyweaselbones.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Business in the Party Front in the Back Unrelated drawing of the Crypt Keeper
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Spooky J. Weaselbones @spookyweaselbones.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
You avoid talking politics because it’s “cringe” I avoid talking politics because online leftist communities are viper nests full of clout-chasing opportunists We are not the same
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MOJO KOJO @g0zh3r.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Illustrated: me, explaining Jason’s rise to zombiedom through the F13 canon to @spookyweaselbones.bsky.social
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Spooky J. Weaselbones @spookyweaselbones.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
You people have no idea how badly I want to be on an Australian podcast Australia in the 2020s is treating podcasts like Ancient Rome treated roads
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Andy “voice of Brak” Merrill. 🎅🏻🤡🐒💩 @amerrill2.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Youchie!!!
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Spooky J. Weaselbones @spookyweaselbones.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
If you’re like me, you love watching scary movies in October. If you’re even more like me, you enjoy making into a structured activity with lists and arcane criteria and arbitrary obstacles to overcome THE WEASELBONES OCTOBER HORROR CHALLENGE MOVIE CHALLENGE www.tumblr.com/spookyweasel...
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Post by @spookyweaselbones · 6 links
💬 0  🔁 5  ❤️ 13 · 🎃The Weaselbones October Movie Challenge! 🎃 · Announcing…. Greetings to you, intrepid and valiant suckers who have decided to prove your horror mettle by taking… THE WEASELBONE…
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Spooky J. Weaselbones @spookyweaselbones.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Helo I’m Jim Knockham and thisnis assjacked
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Spooky J. Weaselbones @spookyweaselbones.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Spooky J. Weaselbones @spookyweaselbones.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
On a clear night, when Who’s On First shines in the sky and then is eclipsed by Shut the Fuck Up Donny, a writer shall be born of the name Sherman-Palladino
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Spooky J. Weaselbones @spookyweaselbones.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Is that all this was? ‘Wharles, Barles, thank you Charles?’
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Spooky J. Weaselbones @spookyweaselbones.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
It was very savvy of Warner Brothers to sell Coyote vs. Acme for a 20 million dollar loss instead of releasing it themselves and making a fairly easy profit
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I am not afraid to be corny on main
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Spooky J. Weaselbones @spookyweaselbones.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Be on the lookout for my directorial debut, direct-to-Tubi. It’s called “The Amityville Wim Wam Bip Bap Ding Biddle Liddle Bazooo”
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Spooky J. Weaselbones @spookyweaselbones.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Trying to use search engines in 2026 feels like being an ailing monarch surrounded by footmen whose worst fear is me finding a newspaper "I should like to see the latest Lizzo receipts, Godfrey.” "Er...did His Majesty perhaps mean ‘lizard recipes'?” "The receipts, Godfrey, [coughing] at once!"
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Jason @fezmonger.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The Pumpkin Spice onslaught has begun. We can procrastinate no longer! Spooky Season has returned and with it so has our Jack-o-head and Scaredy Cat designs. Available for a limited time at Fez-o-rama.com #FezORama #fez #halloween #cat
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Spooky J. Weaselbones @spookyweaselbones.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
They’ve started turning The Voices into ads
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Spooky J. Weaselbones @spookyweaselbones.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Apparently there’s a new strain of pro-AI rhetoric that’s like… Marxism flavored? Like, AI will give us luxury space communism I guess? “The only way to throw off the yoke of capitalism is to let the machine appropriate not just your labor but your actual skill” Here’s to the workers of the world!
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Spooky J. Weaselbones @spookyweaselbones.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
This was not an easy decision, but I can no longer, in good conscience, catfish Ed Sheeran into sending me Ribena
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Spooky J. Weaselbones @spookyweaselbones.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
#digitalpuppetry #waldopuppet
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Spooky J. Weaselbones @spookyweaselbones.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
#digitalpuppetry #waldopuppet
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Spooky J. Weaselbones @spookyweaselbones.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Stumbling upon the the vast VAST overgrowth of Amityville sequels is making me feel like those people who accidentally discover that a bridge is about to collapse because the structural engineer spilled coffee on the blueprints There is a festering disaster afoot and nobody knows it
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Spooky J. Weaselbones @spookyweaselbones.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
If I ever met Dr. Seuss I’da been like “yeah it’s real impressive how you can rhyme all those words you make up”
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Spooky J. Weaselbones @spookyweaselbones.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Speaking as someone with marmots for hands, hey, check out these marmot hands
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Spooky J. Weaselbones @spookyweaselbones.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I think I just met my husband
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Spooky J. Weaselbones @spookyweaselbones.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I’ve been inundated with kind messages of people asking what they can do for me during this difficult period (dinner time) The best way to help is to doordash me a tasty Italian beef sandwich
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Spooky J. Weaselbones @spookyweaselbones.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
#theremin #twinpeaks
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Spooky J. Weaselbones @spookyweaselbones.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
This Outer Limits episode was trying to warn us
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Spooky J. Weaselbones @spookyweaselbones.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Friday the 13th must have the greatest quality differential of any horror franchise in history Like, imagine if Gigli were somehow the fifth sequel to My Big Fat Greek Wedding
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Andy “voice of Brak” Merrill. 🎅🏻🤡🐒💩 @amerrill2.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I’m just reposting this old chestnut.
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🥖Kekeflipnote🥖 @kekeflipnote.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Roundest friends
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Spooky J. Weaselbones @spookyweaselbones.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Sorry I didn’t reply to your message, it’s just because it made me not like you anymore. Also you left the stove on before you went out and that crinkly feeling in your finger can’t be normal
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Spooky J. Weaselbones @spookyweaselbones.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I made a mistake
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Spooky J. Weaselbones @spookyweaselbones.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
You claim to be an alpha male, and yet Your plumage? Pathetic Your moves? Weak sauce Your dance floor? A DISGRACE YOU WILL NEVER ATTRACT A MATE YOU WILL NOT HATCH EGGS YOU SUCK BRO YOU STRAIGHT UP SUCK
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Spooky J. Weaselbones @spookyweaselbones.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Are you Weasel enough to take the Weaselbones challenge? No? Oh… umm… are you Bone perhaps? letterboxd.com/weaselbones/...
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Spooky J. Weaselbones @spookyweaselbones.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
One nice thing about AI is it makes all the neato analog screens in the Alien franchise make sense Can’t have digital video for such critical applications! Too easy for AI to sneak in there
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Spooky J. Weaselbones @spookyweaselbones.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
If you’re like me, you love watching scary movies in October. If you’re even more like me, you enjoy making into a structured activity with lists and arcane criteria and arbitrary obstacles to overcome THE WEASELBONES OCTOBER HORROR CHALLENGE MOVIE CHALLENGE www.tumblr.com/spookyweasel...
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Post by @spookyweaselbones · 6 links
💬 0  🔁 5  ❤️ 13 · 🎃The Weaselbones October Movie Challenge! 🎃 · Announcing…. Greetings to you, intrepid and valiant suckers who have decided to prove your horror mettle by taking… THE WEASELBONE…
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Spooky J. Weaselbones @spookyweaselbones.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Just swapping one dead grift for another. Genius. “Nobody wants to play me at Three Card Monty anymore so I’m just gonna sell bridges for a while”
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Spooky J. Weaselbones @spookyweaselbones.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
“People are cool.” “A person is cool. People are fuckass normies and you know it.”
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Spooky J. Weaselbones @spookyweaselbones.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Every horror franchise: Frankula Frankula II Bae of Frankula Frankula: the Final Franking Frankula: Actually One More Franking Frankula: Frankula_finalFINAL!! Frankula vs. Wolfmummy Frankula (2017)
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Spooky J. Weaselbones @spookyweaselbones.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
I’m official binches!!!! www.1001fonts.com/weaselbones-...
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Spooky J. Weaselbones @spookyweaselbones.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Weaselbones Font! It’s out! Yeah! drive.google.com/file/d/1FloD...
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MOJO KOJO @g0zh3r.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I got too many, but nothing tops watching people make eye contact and conversation with a handsome chunk of foam they’re allowing themselves to believe is alive. It’s real magic 🥹
Mrs. Lovett and Sweeney Todd mugging with a demon puppet at a convention hall
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Spooky J. Weaselbones @spookyweaselbones.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Weaselbones Font! It’s out! Yeah! drive.google.com/file/d/1FloD...
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Spooky J. Weaselbones @spookyweaselbones.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
The worst thing about learning to beatbox is that it’s the only way to discover that nobody likes beatboxing
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Spooky J. Weaselbones @spookyweaselbones.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Font progress font progress #typography
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Spooky J. Weaselbones @spookyweaselbones.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
My favorite MAĠA trait: constantly threatening to make their own versions of things with zero follow through
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Spooky J. Weaselbones @spookyweaselbones.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Let’s be Letterbuds!! boxd.it/mlFmX
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Weaselbones uses Letterboxd to share film reviews and lists. 28 films watched. Favorites: Dirty Rotten Scoundrels (1988), Freaked (1993), Who Framed Roger Rabbit (1988), The Adventures of Buckaroo Ban...
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Spooky J. Weaselbones @spookyweaselbones.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
It is now 158 followers who would absolutely tell me if Pepsi Blue came back
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