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SpookyTeapot

@spookyteapot.bsky.social
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teapot of spookiness. 0.666x engineer. noisy mirror. Huge galactic center energy pronoun.is/he

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SpookyTeapot @spookyteapot.bsky.social · 14/07/2024
I reminded one person of this using this helpful image (which I think is from last year.
Screenshot of two tweets. The first image says "if the IRS knocks at my door I'm answering with this bitch on" and had a picture of what looks like a suicide bomber vest. The second image says "This shit does not look good on paper" and shows a print out of the tweet and two federal agents in the user's kitchen.
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SpookyTeapot @spookyteapot.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
This is how you should business.
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SpookyTeapot @spookyteapot.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
This is still true.
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SpookyTeapot @spookyteapot.bsky.social · 17/09/2024
I thought I was closer to 500K. But this is pretty nice.
Image of spookyteapot's bsky #, which is 274,005 and join date of July 7, 2023.
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SpookyTeapot @spookyteapot.bsky.social · 02/08/2024
Happy birthday to the stasiest @slaypussyhat.gay on Al Gore's Internet!
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SpookyTeapot @spookyteapot.bsky.social · 14/07/2024
Be the gay cowboy you want to see in your community.
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SpookyTeapot @spookyteapot.bsky.social · 28/02/2024
I don't even have my own sleep schedule memorized. 🫠
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SpookyTeapot @spookyteapot.bsky.social · 18/02/2024
borgerville dot com
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SpookyTeapot @spookyteapot.bsky.social · 07/02/2024
💯 This! We will always call them skeets!!
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SpookyTeapot @spookyteapot.bsky.social · 07/02/2024
Me realizing I'm a Bluesky elder
Me admitting how old I am via the "I was there Gandalf" meme image from lotr.
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✰stas✰ @slaypussyhat.gay · 03/02/2024
anyways… post your favorite baby animal. FENNEC FOX
A MOTHERFUCKING BAYBEE!!!!! 
ITTY BITTY TINY BABY FENNEC FOX (EXTREMELY SOFT EXTREMELY ROUND) TAKING A BIG OL STEPPY OUT OF HIS LITTLE CAVE. ITS ENCHANTING. ITS EARS ARE SO BIG.
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SpookyTeapot @spookyteapot.bsky.social · 03/02/2024
Post your favorite baby animal Baby beavers!!
A baby beaver in its native habitat. So darn cute!Two baby beavers on a light blue blanket cuddled up. They're so darn cute!
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✰stas✰ @slaypussyhat.gay · 12/01/2024
jesus must’ve had crazy rizz if we have a whole holiday just to say “he is rizzen”
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SpookyTeapot @spookyteapot.bsky.social · 10/01/2024
Urgent Care scented candle
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SpookyTeapot @spookyteapot.bsky.social · 01/01/2024
Happy new year to my fellow skeeters. Love y'all's weird behavior and goofing around on here.
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SpookyTeapot @spookyteapot.bsky.social · 21/12/2023
i look like this btw. if you care.
A Spookyteapot in the wild. Wearing a long sleeve Twin Peaks t-shirt and sipping a tiki drink with a look of concentration on his face.
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bubbe yaga @ellearmageddon.bsky.social · 12/12/2023
hello, good morning i just witnessed someone use the acronym “bdsm” to mean “business development, sales, and marketing” and i have never been so glad to have my camera off
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SpookyTeapot @spookyteapot.bsky.social · 08/12/2023
Idk why, but I've been getting stressed the last week or so when I come on bsky. I miss being a dork on here, but I'm low on spoons.
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SpookyTeapot @spookyteapot.bsky.social · 06/12/2023
Without downloading any new pics, where are you at mentally?
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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 20/11/2023
If I see you break this out I'm getting the fuck out of your house
BricksMortar mixAmontillado, rareness unknownA trowel
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✰stas✰ @slaypussyhat.gay · 19/11/2023
if you can’t beat it at least you can fuck it
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SpookyTeapot @spookyteapot.bsky.social · 19/11/2023
Last saved celebrity is your therapist. This is the Way.
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KIMBLY NOT HERE TRY VENMO @k1m.bsky.social · 17/11/2023
What if changing your pfp constantly was the equivalent of nuking accounts and making new ones over and over again? Anyways what I’m saying is I think I’m overdue for a pfp change
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SpookyTeapot @spookyteapot.bsky.social · 15/11/2023
It's the closest I get to hot. Like an apartment water heater that doesn't get quite hot, but can still fill the bathtub. 😂
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SpookyTeapot @spookyteapot.bsky.social · 31/10/2023
It's Halloween, so we're posting vampire thirst traps on main.
A picture of a neck exposed for vampires.Another picture of a neck exposed for vampires.
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SpookyTeapot @spookyteapot.bsky.social · 28/09/2023
I just got a new book and it seems like it'll be a pretty epic read.
A picture of Emily Wilson's new translation of The Iliad. A very epic book
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✰stas✰ @slaypussyhat.gay · 22/09/2023
RS if you’re mommy’s lil poster
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SpookyTeapot @spookyteapot.bsky.social · 19/09/2023
Me every day: "Dear Universe, please stop sending me challenges. I only want naps and dino nuggies. K thx bye"
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SpookyTeapot @spookyteapot.bsky.social · 19/09/2023
Thunderstorm sounds for napping. 😅
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Jake i 🇵🇸 ✡️ (alt Space Laser Command) @jakei.bsky.social · 21/08/2023
60,000 people are unhoused in Los Angeles County. 60,000 people with friends, family, and loved ones are tying to survive this storm with no shelter. Here is how you can donate directly to mutual aid groups supporting Los Angeles's unhoused neighbors during this storm.
lapublicpress.org
How can I support LA mutual aid groups during the storm?
A list of community resources and mutual aid groups for people who need support during the storm, or want to help their neighbors in Los Angeles.
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SpookyTeapot @spookyteapot.bsky.social · 11/08/2023
Why does bsky keep teasing me by displaying the up arrow with the blue dot, but I click it and no new posts?! How am I supposed to get dopamine? Sleep?!
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