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Neutral Milf Motel @spleen-jar.bsky.social · 20/05/2025

New dating app goal: match with as many Sweetwater employees as possible, and see who can cut me the best deal on a new Gretsch

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Neutral Milf Motel @spleen-jar.bsky.social · 13/05/2025

I wish I played basketball. Good news is, I have free will. I CAN play basketball, albeit very badly

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Neutral Milf Motel @spleen-jar.bsky.social · 29/04/2025

Showing up to the next open mic wearing this

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Neutral Milf Motel @spleen-jar.bsky.social · 24/04/2025

Bringing a book to Rat Fest because I'm Not Like Other Girls. The book is "How to Win Friends and Influence People". I am reading it upside down. You are in love with me.

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Neutral Milf Motel @spleen-jar.bsky.social · 16/04/2025

"Business in the front, party in the back" could describe a hairstyle, but it could also describe a duplex occupied by a family of ferrets and a family of blue jays. Something to consider.

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Neutral Milf Motel @spleen-jar.bsky.social · 29/03/2025

Music school really had me walking around using terms like "idiomatic" in casual conversation. Wtf even was that

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Neutral Milf Motel @spleen-jar.bsky.social · 24/03/2025

I'm going to keep throwing artisinal cheese at my mental illnesses until they go away

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Neutral Milf Motel @spleen-jar.bsky.social · 23/03/2025

At the Kroger. Letting the soft animal of my body love what it loves (it is filling my cart with frozen dumplings)

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Dani Donovan 👩🏻‍🎨 ADHD Comics @danidonovan.com · 19/03/2025

did it hurt? when you realized your fear of failure is slowing you down more than actual failure ever could

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Neutral Milf Motel @spleen-jar.bsky.social · 19/03/2025

Kinda going thru something. If I make it, I'm gonna be the funniest person alive

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Neutral Milf Motel @spleen-jar.bsky.social · 18/03/2025

Less book banning and more band booking

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Neutral Milf Motel @spleen-jar.bsky.social · 15/03/2025

I'd sell my family to the White Witch for a plate of artisinal parmesan

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Neutral Milf Motel @spleen-jar.bsky.social · 14/03/2025

Normalize venues putting their city & state in the bio. Like bro, is it a secret?

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Neutral Milf Motel @spleen-jar.bsky.social · 13/03/2025

Sometimes when I feel like melting down in the supermarket, I imagine there's a little Italian grandmother cheering me on. Is this problematic? Unknown. Does it help? Actually yeah kinda

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Neutral Milf Motel @spleen-jar.bsky.social · 13/03/2025

In a world of war mongering and fear mongering, be a fishmonger or a cheesemonger

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Neutral Milf Motel @spleen-jar.bsky.social · 07/03/2025

Slowly regaining a sense of hope. We're at like 30%

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Neutral Milf Motel @spleen-jar.bsky.social · 07/03/2025

Just remembered that Fyre Fest 2 is happening. I'm foaming at the mouth. I'm so hyped to see what happens this time.

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Neutral Milf Motel @spleen-jar.bsky.social · 05/03/2025

At this point I am more cheese than man. I plan to keep it that way for as long as my intestines will allow

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Neutral Milf Motel @spleen-jar.bsky.social · 28/02/2025

U ever get so stressed that you can feel all of your veins? Haha me either

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David Rafferty @davidrafferty.bsky.social · 28/02/2025

I console myself that, even if I can't use the word "clusterfuck" in an academic book, "omnishambles" serves just as well.

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Neutral Milf Motel @spleen-jar.bsky.social · 26/02/2025

You mean I could've been using my Incompetence as a weapon this WHOLE TIME

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Neutral Milf Motel @spleen-jar.bsky.social · 24/02/2025

The universe keeps throwing Main Character type plot points in my direction, despite the fact that I mind my business like the background-iest background character

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Neutral Milf Motel @spleen-jar.bsky.social · 22/02/2025

We ought to bring back including "dread" in our titles. I wanna be a Dread Librarian.

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Neutral Milf Motel @spleen-jar.bsky.social · 22/02/2025

Great news! My mental illness was negatively impacting all aspects of my life so I've decided not to be mentally ill anymore

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Neutral Milf Motel @spleen-jar.bsky.social · 19/02/2025

Born to eat paneer tikka masala at my best friend's house. Forced to eat paneer tikka masala in badly lit, otherwise empty break room

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Neutral Milf Motel @spleen-jar.bsky.social · 19/02/2025

The word "unmoored" came back into my consciousness today and like... yeah, that's the vibe man

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Neutral Milf Motel @spleen-jar.bsky.social · 18/02/2025

Back hurts & so much acne & so so hungry. I am forever tormented

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Neutral Milf Motel @spleen-jar.bsky.social · 17/02/2025

Y'know what, Danny DeVito? I WOULD like a nice egg in this trying time. I will take you up on that offer.

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Neutral Milf Motel @spleen-jar.bsky.social · 17/02/2025

My evil plans are working. Real evil shit going down in the next 7-9 business days.

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Neutral Milf Motel @spleen-jar.bsky.social · 15/02/2025

I don't understand what's going on, but I know I don't like it. The Discourse. Always the Discourse

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Welcome to Night Vale @nightvaleradio.bsky.social · 12/02/2025

The early bird does The Worm

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Neutral Milf Motel @spleen-jar.bsky.social · 09/02/2025

(Nature documentary voice) the depressed bitch is lured out of bed by the promise of bagel cream cheese

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Neutral Milf Motel @spleen-jar.bsky.social · 05/02/2025

Metadata thoughts: Dublin Core sounds like a horrible tiktok fashion trend from 2022.

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lizardbreath 🦎🪦🎃 @spindlypete.bsky.social · 05/02/2025

there's almost nothing i like better than joan baez. maybe indian food but its like, neck and neck

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Neutral Milf Motel @spleen-jar.bsky.social · 31/01/2025

"Mmm I love eating blackberries" A normal sentence, yes? Now imagine it's 2010 and I'm talking about the now-discontinued mobile device. Not so normal now, is it? Just a glimpse into my twisted reality

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Beautiful Rat Records @beautifulrat.bsky.social · 29/01/2025

RAT FEST 2025 HOUSE SHOW @ THE SWARMYARD MAY 2ND, DONATION BASED HOWARDS ON MAY 3RD, TICKET BASED Lots of cool locals, touring label artists, many friends, should be fun!!! Announcement SOON hopefully!! Just waiting to hear back from like 3 people

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Delaney King (She/Her/Whomst) @delaneyking.bsky.social · 29/01/2025

Werner Herzog should record Ice, Ice Baby as slam poetry.

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dirté @dirte.net · 29/01/2025

my Apprentice is brewing up so many foul potions and I'm just gonna let them tbh I just Don't care anymore

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Neutral Milf Motel @spleen-jar.bsky.social · 29/01/2025

Love whales. One mammal was just like, "I've seen enough, time to go back in the water" and honestly? I would too, given the option

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Neutral Milf Motel @spleen-jar.bsky.social · 29/01/2025

Oh God the Discourse oh GOD oh fuck oh no

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Neutral Milf Motel @spleen-jar.bsky.social · 28/01/2025

Based on recent events, I've decided that I no longer have imposter syndrome. If anything, they should put me in charge of MORE things.

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Neutral Milf Motel @spleen-jar.bsky.social · 28/01/2025

Intrusive Thoughts! At the Jazz Club

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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 27/01/2025

god at lunchtime on day 5

screenshot from exotic animal photo reference repository:
BIRDS
COMING SOON: FISH

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Neutral Milf Motel @spleen-jar.bsky.social · 24/01/2025

Despite how scary it's getting out there, I still like being alive bc all my friends are here too. Statistically speaking, there's gotta be a whole lot of people out there who are similar to me and my friends. And that's not so bad, I think

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