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Paul

@splashman.bsky.social
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I loved social media 10 years ago, but that's about me not you. I want to find the jolly me again, not the moaner, that IS about you, you make me jolly.

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Paul @splashman.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
As a nation, is this utter bollocks what we’re really interested in. I wish Harry & family well, I’m not talking about the individuals or the institution, it’s what once respected newspapers and journalists deem is interesting. How brain dead do they think we are? It’s insulting.
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Paul @splashman.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
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Paul @splashman.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
If Bluesky today was like Twitter from another year, what year would it be?
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Paul @splashman.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
* wakes up wondering * Are the character arcs for Melania and Donald about to go in two different directions?
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Richard Smyth @rsmythfreelance.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Please give if you can. If you can't, please share the shit out of this.
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Paul @splashman.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
I’m surprised that the spoilt child orange manbaby hasn’t bombed Iran to smithereens in a blocked tariffs hissy fit to be honest. Let’s hope it stays that way.
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Paul @splashman.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Investigators looking for evidence, may I suggest the trugs, on the roof, where there need not be trugs…
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Paul @splashman.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Can NATO help locally to Ukraine? Is Trump drawing NATO to Greenland to leave east Europe light, to help Putin?
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Paul @splashman.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
Good morning. Back to work today? I'm abusing my coffee cup by having a Pukka in it, this is the third brew from one bag, 2026 will be careful/frugal as I hurtle towards old.
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Paul @splashman.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Happy New Year BSers Xx
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Paul @splashman.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
@simonpegg.bsky.social taking the piss, all over the world.
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Paul @splashman.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
😂
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Paul @splashman.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
@mrjamesob.bsky.social good morning James, scouting isn't for everybody but have a read of this. It's pertinent this morning and amusing.
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Paul @splashman.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
Listening to Roxy Music in the 70s and 80s felt quite a cool place to be at. All these years later, here I am looking at slippers in an M&S outlet, with Bryan crooning out Dance Away in the background. Seems I'm still cool, right?
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Paul @splashman.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
I like Andy Burnham, but to see him described as 'like Japanese knotweed' made me chuckle. And that's how social media should be, chuckles, opinions and agreeable disagreements. Not silos of them and us, black or white, spittle and bile. MaSMGA (Make Social Media Great Again).
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Paul @splashman.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
Waited till the crowds died down 😀 … a bit shaky.
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Paul @splashman.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
Don't really do Reality TV, but got into #DestinationXuk Very pleased with the result 😊
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Paul @splashman.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
Allow me to contextualise the immediate outcome of #Alaska2025
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Paul @splashman.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
Danny Baker, smarter than I thought.
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Paul @splashman.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
Facebook sees my data, yet tailors this ad for me...
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Paul @splashman.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
Can anyone see the news reporter, think she's blended in.
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Paul @splashman.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
From Zuckbook 😂
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Paul @splashman.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
Perfect. #GTF
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Paul @splashman.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
Head, shoulders, knees , Nettos #BargainRhymes
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Paul @splashman.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
Because he'll be Pope?
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Paul @splashman.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
Afternoon delight....
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Paul @splashman.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
That's a relief, can't afford to feed another dishwasher...
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Paul @splashman.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
*pops hair in man-bun, prepares lunch*
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Paul @splashman.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
"Lid off the greek yogurt? Nope not seen it"
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Paul @splashman.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
👀 'Crack teams'..... in high joblessness areas cutting NHS waiting lists - Wes Streeting - BBC News www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
bbc.co.uk
'Crack teams' in high joblessness areas cutting NHS waiting lists - Wes Streeting
The health secretary says the government is
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Paul @splashman.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
Tell me where you’re from without telling me where you’re from.
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a man in a white suit is dancing in a hallway .
ALT: a man in a white suit is dancing in a hallway .
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Paul @splashman.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
Always be wary before plunging your hand into a bucket of sharps.
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Paul @splashman.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
That guy who ran the length of Africa is now planning to run the length of New Zealand. Africa I get but I'd have thought the bus service would be better in New Zealand.
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Paul @splashman.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
I've lost interest in Traitors now Marianne Faithful has gone.
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Paul @splashman.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
Don't wipe your arse on sandpaper.
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Paul @splashman.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
Photos of supermarket tray bake lasagna, served up successfully, looking like the picture on the box, not like frog vomit... A thread...
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Paul @splashman.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
Bingeing on #SlowHorses, having come to it late. On S3 Ep2. Seriously want Jackson Lamb to be the next 007.
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Paul @splashman.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
That's Joel Whats'isface behind that mask! #TheMaskedSinger
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Paul @splashman.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
One wonders if they tried ringing the doorbell first. BBC News - Investigators scale barricades to arrest S Korea's impeached president www.bbc.com/news/article...
bbc.com
Investigators scale barricades to arrest S Korea's impeached president
They cut through barbed wires and braved freezing temperatures to reach Yoon, ending a six-week standoff.
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Paul @splashman.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
Fair point, well made.
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Paul @splashman.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
I can't make this for another 25 weeks, but I'm anticipating the raffle greatly. *wonders*
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Paul @splashman.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
I'm on BlueSky on desktop browser for the 1st time, looks like Twitter of old, but without the failwhale. I'm staying.
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Paul @splashman.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
Actually, now I've considered 'haptic', the click of pressing rec/play together to record the Top 40 tracks playing on the radio, specifically on a separate cassette recorder.
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Paul @splashman.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
Running your finger down the pages of the telephone phone directory, specifically people with your own surname.
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Paul @splashman.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
Ok it was mine, I’m Spartacus. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
bbc.co.uk
Space junk metal ring baffles residents and sparks concern in Kenya village
The Kenyan villagers surprised by falling satellite debris heralding a new year full of surprises.
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Paul @splashman.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
Today has been nice, I like BlueSky. Sweet dreams 💕
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Paul @splashman.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
Explain your username: SplashMan was because I just loved the road name 'Watersplash', where family lived. I first visited the road in 2000. When I joined Twitter, SplashMan was born, in 2008 ☺️ ... In recent years I've wanted to retire it as it reminds me of being a dick.
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Paul @splashman.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
Oldest selfie on my phone. Show me yours. (Is photobooth cheating? It was on my phone from FB).
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Paul @splashman.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
I've never watched The Big Lebowski. Should I watch it tonight, or will you recommend something ahead of it?
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