Paul @splashman.bsky.social · 20/08/2026As a nation, is this utter bollocks what we’re really interested in. I wish Harry & family well, I’m not talking about the individuals or the institution, it’s what once respected newspapers and journalists deem is interesting. How brain dead do they think we are? It’s insulting. 041
Paul @splashman.bsky.social · 04/07/2026If Bluesky today was like Twitter from another year, what year would it be? 100
Paul @splashman.bsky.social · 10/04/2026* wakes up wondering * Are the character arcs for Melania and Donald about to go in two different directions? 020
Reposted by PaulRichard Smyth @rsmythfreelance.bsky.social · 21/02/2026Please give if you can. If you can't, please share the shit out of this. 01011
Paul @splashman.bsky.social · 21/02/2026I’m surprised that the spoilt child orange manbaby hasn’t bombed Iran to smithereens in a blocked tariffs hissy fit to be honest. Let’s hope it stays that way. 100
Paul @splashman.bsky.social · 20/02/2026Investigators looking for evidence, may I suggest the trugs, on the roof, where there need not be trugs… 030
Paul @splashman.bsky.social · 17/01/2026Can NATO help locally to Ukraine? Is Trump drawing NATO to Greenland to leave east Europe light, to help Putin? 000
Paul @splashman.bsky.social · 05/01/2026Good morning. Back to work today? I'm abusing my coffee cup by having a Pukka in it, this is the third brew from one bag, 2026 will be careful/frugal as I hurtle towards old. 020
Paul @splashman.bsky.social · 23/12/2025@simonpegg.bsky.social taking the piss, all over the world. 000
Paul @splashman.bsky.social · 26/11/2025@mrjamesob.bsky.social good morning James, scouting isn't for everybody but have a read of this. It's pertinent this morning and amusing. 030
Paul @splashman.bsky.social · 11/10/2025Listening to Roxy Music in the 70s and 80s felt quite a cool place to be at. All these years later, here I am looking at slippers in an M&S outlet, with Bryan crooning out Dance Away in the background. Seems I'm still cool, right? 050
Paul @splashman.bsky.social · 25/09/2025I like Andy Burnham, but to see him described as 'like Japanese knotweed' made me chuckle. And that's how social media should be, chuckles, opinions and agreeable disagreements. Not silos of them and us, black or white, spittle and bile. MaSMGA (Make Social Media Great Again). 010
Paul @splashman.bsky.social · 29/08/2025Don't really do Reality TV, but got into #DestinationXuk Very pleased with the result 😊 010
Paul @splashman.bsky.social · 16/08/2025Allow me to contextualise the immediate outcome of #Alaska2025 000
Paul @splashman.bsky.social · 22/07/2025Can anyone see the news reporter, think she's blended in. 020
Paul @splashman.bsky.social · 25/03/2025That's a relief, can't afford to feed another dishwasher... 000
Paul @splashman.bsky.social · 16/03/2025👀 'Crack teams'..... in high joblessness areas cutting NHS waiting lists - Wes Streeting - BBC News www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...bbc.co.uk'Crack teams' in high joblessness areas cutting NHS waiting lists - Wes StreetingThe health secretary says the government is 000
Paul @splashman.bsky.social · 16/03/2025Tell me where you’re from without telling me where you’re from.media.tenor.coma man in a white suit is dancing in a hallway .ALT: a man in a white suit is dancing in a hallway . 000
Paul @splashman.bsky.social · 04/02/2025Always be wary before plunging your hand into a bucket of sharps. 031
Paul @splashman.bsky.social · 04/02/2025That guy who ran the length of Africa is now planning to run the length of New Zealand. Africa I get but I'd have thought the bus service would be better in New Zealand. 010
Paul @splashman.bsky.social · 01/02/2025I've lost interest in Traitors now Marianne Faithful has gone. 010
Paul @splashman.bsky.social · 25/01/2025Photos of supermarket tray bake lasagna, served up successfully, looking like the picture on the box, not like frog vomit... A thread... 010
Paul @splashman.bsky.social · 19/01/2025Bingeing on #SlowHorses, having come to it late. On S3 Ep2. Seriously want Jackson Lamb to be the next 007. 010
Paul @splashman.bsky.social · 18/01/2025That's Joel Whats'isface behind that mask! #TheMaskedSinger 010
Paul @splashman.bsky.social · 15/01/2025One wonders if they tried ringing the doorbell first. BBC News - Investigators scale barricades to arrest S Korea's impeached president www.bbc.com/news/article...bbc.comInvestigators scale barricades to arrest S Korea's impeached presidentThey cut through barbed wires and braved freezing temperatures to reach Yoon, ending a six-week standoff. 010
Paul @splashman.bsky.social · 14/01/2025I can't make this for another 25 weeks, but I'm anticipating the raffle greatly. *wonders* 000
Paul @splashman.bsky.social · 13/01/2025I'm on BlueSky on desktop browser for the 1st time, looks like Twitter of old, but without the failwhale. I'm staying. 120
Paul @splashman.bsky.social · 12/01/2025Actually, now I've considered 'haptic', the click of pressing rec/play together to record the Top 40 tracks playing on the radio, specifically on a separate cassette recorder. 020
Paul @splashman.bsky.social · 12/01/2025Running your finger down the pages of the telephone phone directory, specifically people with your own surname. 010
Paul @splashman.bsky.social · 12/01/2025 Ok it was mine, I’m Spartacus. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...bbc.co.ukSpace junk metal ring baffles residents and sparks concern in Kenya villageThe Kenyan villagers surprised by falling satellite debris heralding a new year full of surprises. 010
Paul @splashman.bsky.social · 11/01/2025Explain your username: SplashMan was because I just loved the road name 'Watersplash', where family lived. I first visited the road in 2000. When I joined Twitter, SplashMan was born, in 2008 ☺️ ... In recent years I've wanted to retire it as it reminds me of being a dick. 340
Paul @splashman.bsky.social · 11/01/2025Oldest selfie on my phone. Show me yours. (Is photobooth cheating? It was on my phone from FB). 110
Paul @splashman.bsky.social · 11/01/2025I've never watched The Big Lebowski. Should I watch it tonight, or will you recommend something ahead of it? 200