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Paul

@splashman.bsky.social
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I loved social media 10 years ago, but that's about me not you. I want to find the jolly me again, not the moaner, that IS about you, you make me jolly.

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Paul @splashman.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
As a nation, is this utter bollocks what we’re really interested in. I wish Harry & family well, I’m not talking about the individuals or the institution, it’s what once respected newspapers and journalists deem is interesting. How brain dead do they think we are? It’s insulting.
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Paul @splashman.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
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Paul @splashman.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Investigators looking for evidence, may I suggest the trugs, on the roof, where there need not be trugs…
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Paul @splashman.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
Good morning. Back to work today? I'm abusing my coffee cup by having a Pukka in it, this is the third brew from one bag, 2026 will be careful/frugal as I hurtle towards old.
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Paul @splashman.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
@mrjamesob.bsky.social good morning James, scouting isn't for everybody but have a read of this. It's pertinent this morning and amusing.
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Paul @splashman.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
Waited till the crowds died down 😀 … a bit shaky.
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Paul @splashman.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
Allow me to contextualise the immediate outcome of #Alaska2025
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Paul @splashman.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
I mean clearly the suggestion of my image is that the bus is carrying your award. There can be no other meaning.
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Paul @splashman.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
Danny Baker, smarter than I thought.
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Paul @splashman.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
Facebook sees my data, yet tailors this ad for me...
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Paul @splashman.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
Can anyone see the news reporter, think she's blended in.
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Paul @splashman.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
From Zuckbook 😂
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Paul @splashman.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
Perfect. #GTF
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Paul @splashman.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
Because he'll be Pope?
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Paul @splashman.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
Afternoon delight....
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Paul @splashman.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
That's a relief, can't afford to feed another dishwasher...
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Paul @splashman.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
*pops hair in man-bun, prepares lunch*
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Paul @splashman.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
"Lid off the greek yogurt? Nope not seen it"
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Paul @splashman.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
*waves* from parallel universe M&S.
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Paul @splashman.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
I really SHOULD declutter...
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Paul @splashman.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
Pooch has taken himself off to bed, cat will be asleep upstairs just now.
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Paul @splashman.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
Oldest selfie on my phone. Show me yours. (Is photobooth cheating? It was on my phone from FB).
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Paul @splashman.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
Stanley the dog was barking at passers-by downstairs, so I asked Fluffy the cat for her opinion...
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Paul @splashman.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
I'm being followed by the girl with the incredible shrinking name.
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Paul @splashman.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
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Paul @splashman.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
Well who wouldn’t. Though they do give me spots.
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Paul @splashman.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
“I hear ya” say Stanley.
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Paul @splashman.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Gary Barlow, the over 60 Mel Gibson years. Oops, I just turned BlueSky into snarky Twitter.
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Paul @splashman.bsky.social · 04/10/2024
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #785,854!
A virtual certificate with text "Celebrating 10M users on Bluesky, #785,854, Paul ‪@splashman.bsky.social‬, joined on Aug 30, 2023"
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Paul @splashman.bsky.social · 01/04/2024
It's goodnight from Stanley.
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Paul @splashman.bsky.social · 06/03/2024
Stanley doing a cute.
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Paul @splashman.bsky.social · 28/01/2024
This fish is called Alan. Or Arty-Fish-Al as he likes to be known.
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Paul @splashman.bsky.social · 01/01/2024
"It's my tongue dad, I didn't eat no wrapping paper".
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Paul @splashman.bsky.social · 08/12/2023
Pre-bed snooze, before bedtime.
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Paul @splashman.bsky.social · 30/11/2023
Good evening from Stanley.
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Paul @splashman.bsky.social · 24/11/2023
Friday night.
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Paul @splashman.bsky.social · 23/11/2023
That's true, but not made any today and I'm trying to stop buying Meal Deals. So....
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Paul @splashman.bsky.social · 22/11/2023
We need peace in the middle east, then we can get back to better stories about the Gazza strip.
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Paul @splashman.bsky.social · 02/11/2023
We have a stable door from the kitchen to the hall. Stanley sometimes snoozes at it while we cook. Door distressing by Stanley.
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Paul @splashman.bsky.social · 31/10/2023
Thank you ☺️
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Paul @splashman.bsky.social · 31/10/2023
Source unknown 👀
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Paul @splashman.bsky.social · 23/10/2023
Someone wants to finish the coffee...
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Paul @splashman.bsky.social · 08/10/2023
"I'm having my night snack though aren't I dad?"
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Paul @splashman.bsky.social · 02/10/2023
Forward facing dog elbows or knee knobs? #DogAnatomy
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Paul @splashman.bsky.social · 02/10/2023
Good afternoon, hoping your vicinity isn't too moist.
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Paul @splashman.bsky.social · 24/09/2023
I used to draw these on a board, back in the early 80s, drawing board and Rotring Pens. Razor blade kept handy for mistakes. This isn't a drawing of mine.
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Paul @splashman.bsky.social · 23/09/2023
Follow up to Donnie Darko, Stanley Sparko. #DogsOfBlueSky
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Paul @splashman.bsky.social · 18/09/2023
It's night night from Stanley.
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Paul @splashman.bsky.social · 17/09/2023
Out for a walk with George and Stanley yesterday.
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Paul @splashman.bsky.social · 15/09/2023
*another week closer to retirement* (I've years and years yet).
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