Paul @splashman.bsky.social · 20/08/2026As a nation, is this utter bollocks what we’re really interested in. I wish Harry & family well, I’m not talking about the individuals or the institution, it’s what once respected newspapers and journalists deem is interesting. How brain dead do they think we are? It’s insulting. 041
Paul @splashman.bsky.social · 20/02/2026Investigators looking for evidence, may I suggest the trugs, on the roof, where there need not be trugs… 030
Paul @splashman.bsky.social · 05/01/2026Good morning. Back to work today? I'm abusing my coffee cup by having a Pukka in it, this is the third brew from one bag, 2026 will be careful/frugal as I hurtle towards old. 020
Paul @splashman.bsky.social · 26/11/2025@mrjamesob.bsky.social good morning James, scouting isn't for everybody but have a read of this. It's pertinent this morning and amusing. 030
Paul @splashman.bsky.social · 16/08/2025Allow me to contextualise the immediate outcome of #Alaska2025 000
Paul @splashman.bsky.social · 16/08/2025I mean clearly the suggestion of my image is that the bus is carrying your award. There can be no other meaning. 110
Paul @splashman.bsky.social · 22/07/2025Can anyone see the news reporter, think she's blended in. 020
Paul @splashman.bsky.social · 25/03/2025That's a relief, can't afford to feed another dishwasher... 000
Paul @splashman.bsky.social · 11/01/2025Pooch has taken himself off to bed, cat will be asleep upstairs just now. 110
Paul @splashman.bsky.social · 11/01/2025Oldest selfie on my phone. Show me yours. (Is photobooth cheating? It was on my phone from FB). 110
Paul @splashman.bsky.social · 10/01/2025Stanley the dog was barking at passers-by downstairs, so I asked Fluffy the cat for her opinion... 070
Paul @splashman.bsky.social · 06/01/2025I'm being followed by the girl with the incredible shrinking name. 220
Paul @splashman.bsky.social · 23/11/2024Gary Barlow, the over 60 Mel Gibson years. Oops, I just turned BlueSky into snarky Twitter. 010
Paul @splashman.bsky.social · 04/10/2024Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #785,854! 040
Paul @splashman.bsky.social · 28/01/2024This fish is called Alan. Or Arty-Fish-Al as he likes to be known. 120
Paul @splashman.bsky.social · 23/11/2023That's true, but not made any today and I'm trying to stop buying Meal Deals. So.... 100
Paul @splashman.bsky.social · 22/11/2023We need peace in the middle east, then we can get back to better stories about the Gazza strip. 000
Paul @splashman.bsky.social · 02/11/2023We have a stable door from the kitchen to the hall. Stanley sometimes snoozes at it while we cook. Door distressing by Stanley. 030
Paul @splashman.bsky.social · 24/09/2023I used to draw these on a board, back in the early 80s, drawing board and Rotring Pens. Razor blade kept handy for mistakes. This isn't a drawing of mine. 110
Paul @splashman.bsky.social · 23/09/2023Follow up to Donnie Darko, Stanley Sparko. #DogsOfBlueSky 040
Paul @splashman.bsky.social · 15/09/2023*another week closer to retirement* (I've years and years yet). 010