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SpiteCat

@spitecat.bsky.social
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Small-town Illinois (IL-15)

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SpiteCat @spitecat.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Assemble the team.
Paul F Tompkins, John Hodgman, and Greg Proops looking dandy on At Midnight.
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SpiteCat @spitecat.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I'd add RiD Wedge to the list. He's a great little guy.
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SpiteCat @spitecat.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I love Constrictor purely because of this Sam Kieth drawing. It's a very Spidey pose, but not one Spidey could actually pull off.
Back cover of Marvel Comics Presents #74. Sam Kieth art of Constrictor, Human Torch, Iceman, and Shanna the She-Devil.
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SpiteCat @spitecat.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Aziz Ansari from Parks & Rec saying "Chicken parm is chicky-chicky parm parm."
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SpiteCat @spitecat.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Leaven Learn.
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SpiteCat @spitecat.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Their habanero cheddar lifted my Cheddar Bay Biscuit recipe to a whole new level.
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SpiteCat @spitecat.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Are Seaspray, Outback, and Wheelie getting non-Retro releases in the main line?
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SpiteCat @spitecat.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
We need Alan in his "I'm a little lantern, short and stout" phase.
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SpiteCat @spitecat.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Just drawing character names out of a hat, weren't they?
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SpiteCat @spitecat.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Brad Dourif!
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SpiteCat @spitecat.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Disgusting.
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SpiteCat @spitecat.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
An all-black Soft Cell cover band called Sickle Cell.
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SpiteCat @spitecat.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
It's "premium members only" just for the first hour. Go buy it now.
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SpiteCat @spitecat.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Does...he think his American Dad guest spot was real?
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SpiteCat @spitecat.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
So you have a series of datapoints over time. Any way to visualize that?
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SpiteCat @spitecat.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
bsky.app/profile/spit...
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SpiteCat @spitecat.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Renegade male Shep is a bully. Renegade fem Shep is a magnificent cunt.
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SpiteCat @spitecat.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Why do my new multivitamins look like someone tried to gummi-fy beef stew?
Carrots, potatoes, and beef in gummi form. Or not.
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SpiteCat @spitecat.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
"Trepanation: the IQMaxxing secret doctors don't want you to know about!"
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SpiteCat @spitecat.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Man, all the kids were clamoring for a Trevor Fitzroy figure.
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SpiteCat @spitecat.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Doesn't seem problematic to me.
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SpiteCat @spitecat.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Try "Retribution: swift, terrible and righteous."
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SpiteCat @spitecat.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Heaven On The Way Down, by Local H
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SpiteCat @spitecat.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Transformers Twin Mill is on sale at Target for almost half EE's price, $16.79.
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SpiteCat @spitecat.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
I hear it in his voice.
Gene Belcher
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SpiteCat @spitecat.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Narwhals aren't real. Someone's just sticking those on.
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SpiteCat @spitecat.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Steve has big "Joined Nov. '24" energy.
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SpiteCat @spitecat.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
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SpiteCat @spitecat.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Man, I would have loved these. Tiny figures can have adventures anywhere.
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SpiteCat @spitecat.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
What if my action figure already turns into a boombox?
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SpiteCat @spitecat.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
All this dead soldier shit is eating up time he'd rather spend designing his ballroom.
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SpiteCat @spitecat.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Bluesky makes me feel like I'm collecting action figures wrong because I don't want to have sex with any of the characters or see them having sex with each other.
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SpiteCat @spitecat.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
We cant? Or else what?
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SpiteCat @spitecat.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
The Toy Biz Smart Hulk has a version of the larger gun.
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SpiteCat @spitecat.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
About 20 years ago, Takara made soft rubber kaiju "costumes" for their Microman Kigurumi line.
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SpiteCat @spitecat.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Yes! It fucking hurt trying to get his shoulder bit to connect to his elbow bit.
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SpiteCat @spitecat.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
He looks like a random Cybertronian you'd see in a pre-war flashback.
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SpiteCat @spitecat.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Finally finished Assassin's Creed: Shadows. Man, I just did not care about those characters or the story. Probably a bad sign that the more I played it the more I wish I was playing AC Odyssey.
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SpiteCat @spitecat.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
A text from Deputy Director Bullock, asking Stan Smith "Is he dead yet? ;)".
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SpiteCat @spitecat.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
He needs to use his holster for spoons, tongs, spatulas...
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SpiteCat @spitecat.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
He-Man has a suntan, and his green-and-yellow tiger wears armor. Adam is pale, and his green-and-yellow tiger is bare.
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SpiteCat @spitecat.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
I think I found the inauguration speech for the next Dem President...
The angel Remiel saying: "That was the *old* Hell. That was a place of mindless torture and purposeless pain. There will be no more wanton violence; no further suffering, inflicted without reason or explanation. We *will* hurt you. And we are *not* sorry. But we do *not* do it to punish you. We do it to *redeem* you. Because afterward, you'll be a better person. And because we love you. One day you *thank* us for it."

From The Sandman #28. Words by Neil Gaiman. Art by Mike Dringenberg.
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SpiteCat @spitecat.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
As much as I hate kid sidekicks, I think this show needs one because little kids' skulls are so fucking disturbing before they've lost their baby teeth.
A toddler's skull. With lots and lots and lots of teeth.
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SpiteCat @spitecat.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
The Kids in the Hall: Brain Candy is a Christmas movie.
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SpiteCat @spitecat.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Body-horror mistransformed Puzzler is a choice.
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SpiteCat @spitecat.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
Maybe the best light-piping I've ever seen.
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SpiteCat @spitecat.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
I told James Roberts at a signing, "Yeah, there's kind of a theme." #Transformers
Signed and framed copies of More Than Meets the Eye # 1, 28, and 43, and Lost Light #10, all paying homage to Kevin Maguire's Justice League #1.
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SpiteCat @spitecat.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
I call it FOFU - fear of fucking up!
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SpiteCat @spitecat.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
Ooh, Generations Warpath. Great choice.
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SpiteCat @spitecat.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
Depeche Mode: "Pleasures reaming, soldiers burping..."
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