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SpiteCat

@spitecat.bsky.social

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Small-town Illinois (IL-15)

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SpiteCat @spitecat.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Assemble the team.

Paul F Tompkins, John Hodgman, and Greg Proops looking dandy on At Midnight.

SpiteCat @spitecat.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

I love Constrictor purely because of this Sam Kieth drawing. It's a very Spidey pose, but not one Spidey could actually pull off.

Back cover of Marvel Comics Presents #74. Sam Kieth art of Constrictor, Human Torch, Iceman, and Shanna the She-Devil.

SpiteCat @spitecat.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Aziz Ansari from Parks & Rec saying "Chicken parm is chicky-chicky parm parm."

SpiteCat @spitecat.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

We need Alan in his "I'm a little lantern, short and stout" phase.

SpiteCat @spitecat.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

Disgusting.

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SpiteCat @spitecat.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

Does...he think his American Dad guest spot was real?

SpiteCat @spitecat.bsky.social · 11/05/2026

Why do my new multivitamins look like someone tried to gummi-fy beef stew?

Carrots, potatoes, and beef in gummi form. Or not.

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SpiteCat @spitecat.bsky.social · 25/04/2026

Doesn't seem problematic to me.

SpiteCat @spitecat.bsky.social · 22/03/2026

I hear it in his voice.

Gene Belcher

SpiteCat @spitecat.bsky.social · 11/03/2026

SpiteCat @spitecat.bsky.social · 16/02/2026

The Toy Biz Smart Hulk has a version of the larger gun.

SpiteCat @spitecat.bsky.social · 07/02/2026

About 20 years ago, Takara made soft rubber kaiju "costumes" for their Microman Kigurumi line.

SpiteCat @spitecat.bsky.social · 21/01/2026

A text from Deputy Director Bullock, asking Stan Smith "Is he dead yet? ;)".

SpiteCat @spitecat.bsky.social · 31/12/2025

I think I found the inauguration speech for the next Dem President...

The angel Remiel saying: "That was the *old* Hell. That was a place of mindless torture and purposeless pain. There will be no more wanton violence; no further suffering, inflicted without reason or explanation. We *will* hurt you. And we are *not* sorry. But we do *not* do it to punish you. We do it to *redeem* you. Because afterward, you'll be a better person. And because we love you. One day you *thank* us for it."

From The Sandman #28. Words by Neil Gaiman. Art by Mike Dringenberg.

SpiteCat @spitecat.bsky.social · 30/12/2025

As much as I hate kid sidekicks, I think this show needs one because little kids' skulls are so fucking disturbing before they've lost their baby teeth.

A toddler's skull. With lots and lots and lots of teeth.

SpiteCat @spitecat.bsky.social · 26/12/2025

The Kids in the Hall: Brain Candy is a Christmas movie.

SpiteCat @spitecat.bsky.social · 16/12/2025

I told James Roberts at a signing, "Yeah, there's kind of a theme." #Transformers

Signed and framed copies of More Than Meets the Eye # 1, 28, and 43, and Lost Light #10, all paying homage to Kevin Maguire's Justice League #1.

SpiteCat @spitecat.bsky.social · 05/12/2025

Detolf as well.

SpiteCat @spitecat.bsky.social · 24/10/2025

My TFCon shirt is ready! It's feeling a little chaotic. #tfcon #transformers #maccadam

SpiteCat @spitecat.bsky.social · 20/10/2025

Gandalf telling Frodo "Many that live deserve death", which I'm certain is the entire quote with no further context needed.

SpiteCat @spitecat.bsky.social · 15/10/2025

Weapons (2025)

The opening to Super Mario Galaxy

SpiteCat @spitecat.bsky.social · 26/09/2025

A soul hunter from the second episode of Babylon 5. Caramel candy goodness rests within his puckered orifice.

SpiteCat @spitecat.bsky.social · 07/09/2025

As if T30 Springer wasn't incredible enough, his box art also had this beautiful Clayton Crain drawing, which I can't find anywhere online.

T30 Springer, in his retail box.

SpiteCat @spitecat.bsky.social · 07/09/2025

You know who else was 33, had a bloody face and fell a lot?

The ninth Station of the Cross: Jesus Falls a Third Time

SpiteCat @spitecat.bsky.social · 16/06/2025

I already have these. Make Spinister and Misfire, cowards!

SpiteCat @spitecat.bsky.social · 15/05/2025

The back panel of my least-full Detolf just blew out for no reason.

SpiteCat @spitecat.bsky.social · 28/03/2025

Beast looked like this for more than a decade. Can we get a figure of him? I like how he looks with the gear and the goggle.

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SpiteCat @spitecat.bsky.social · 18/03/2025

Many such cases.

Mad Max and his mine-sniffing dog, from the 2015 game.

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SpiteCat @spitecat.bsky.social · 28/02/2025

Gandalf smiling archly at Frodo and saying "Many that live deserve death," which I'm pretty sure is the entire quote. Don't look it up.

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SpiteCat @spitecat.bsky.social · 27/01/2025

"HAHAHAHAHA...CHUD"
Derisive Onomatopoeia from Spectacular Spider-Man #189.

SpiteCat @spitecat.bsky.social · 17/01/2025

(no one knows what I'm talking about)

Not Huey Lewis

Huey Lewis

SpiteCat @spitecat.bsky.social · 30/12/2024

Normal guys descending a staircase normally #Marvel #comics

Justice and Captain America in a panel from Thor/Silver Surfer 1998 Annual. Written by Tom DeFalco (ew), drawn by Ramon Bernado (yikes).

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SpiteCat @spitecat.bsky.social · 19/10/2024

SpiteCat @spitecat.bsky.social · 16/10/2024

There are hundreds of E-bay sellers who are sure that this series is called "Sixis"

SpiteCat @spitecat.bsky.social · 16/09/2024

I don't know, man....seems pretty common.

Photo of the Red Alert, the Autobot Transformer, in his fire department Lamborghini mode

SpiteCat @spitecat.bsky.social · 13/09/2024

Luke talking to Leia in The Last Jedi, Luke saying "Try not to piss away everyone's sacrifices this time, okay?"

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SpiteCat @spitecat.bsky.social · 13/09/2024

Wikus van der Merwe from District 9 sitting at his desk, smiling at the camera with the text "This is what happens when you drop 20,000 Prawns into a small community" below

SpiteCat @spitecat.bsky.social · 15/08/2024

*Mission Impossible theme intensifies*

Raccoon hanging upside-down to steal from a bird feeder

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SpiteCat @spitecat.bsky.social · 31/07/2024

Kubrick Stare

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SpiteCat @spitecat.bsky.social · 30/07/2024

"I deserve so much recognition for this sacrifice no one asked me to make"; Mommy bloggers; Vet-Bros

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SpiteCat @spitecat.bsky.social · 21/07/2024

(DEROGATORY)

Chris Rock, "Selective Outrage" Netflix Special.
Saying "No one has lower cum levels than Elon Musk, okay? 'Cause his body has negative cum."

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SpiteCat @spitecat.bsky.social · 18/07/2024

SpiteCat @spitecat.bsky.social · 30/06/2024

Super Hans from Peep Show saying "The secred ingredient is Crime"

SpiteCat @spitecat.bsky.social · 28/06/2024

I heard someone on this site likes weird little guys.

Raccoon standing up

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SpiteCat @spitecat.bsky.social · 25/06/2024

Action figure of Animated Hellboy with massive upper body and teeny-weeny stick legs. Tilting his head quizzically below text that reads "'Leg Day'? The hell is Leg Day?"

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SpiteCat @spitecat.bsky.social · 19/06/2024

Jesus, this timeline...

SpiteCat @spitecat.bsky.social · 14/04/2024

Spider-Man #7 1991 Where Todd McFarlane absolutely knows how many legs children have.

Ghost Rider crashes into Hobgoblin. Spider-Man rescues a child.

On closer examination, the child has been drawn with three legs. Oops. A lot of people worked on this panel, too.

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SpiteCat @spitecat.bsky.social · 20/01/2024

Same energy. Fuck Neptr.