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SpiteCat

@spitecat.bsky.social
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Small-town Illinois (IL-15)

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SpiteCat @spitecat.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
An all-black Soft Cell cover band called Sickle Cell.
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SpiteCat @spitecat.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Bluesky is the kind of site where someone would call you ableist for posting a recipe with cilantro in it.
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SpiteCat @spitecat.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Why do my new multivitamins look like someone tried to gummi-fy beef stew?
Carrots, potatoes, and beef in gummi form. Or not.
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SpiteCat @spitecat.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Narwhals aren't real. Someone's just sticking those on.
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SpiteCat @spitecat.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Bluesky makes me feel like I'm collecting action figures wrong because I don't want to have sex with any of the characters or see them having sex with each other.
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SpiteCat @spitecat.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Finally finished Assassin's Creed: Shadows. Man, I just did not care about those characters or the story. Probably a bad sign that the more I played it the more I wish I was playing AC Odyssey.
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SpiteCat @spitecat.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
A text from Deputy Director Bullock, asking Stan Smith "Is he dead yet? ;)".
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SpiteCat @spitecat.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
I think I found the inauguration speech for the next Dem President...
The angel Remiel saying: "That was the *old* Hell. That was a place of mindless torture and purposeless pain. There will be no more wanton violence; no further suffering, inflicted without reason or explanation. We *will* hurt you. And we are *not* sorry. But we do *not* do it to punish you. We do it to *redeem* you. Because afterward, you'll be a better person. And because we love you. One day you *thank* us for it."

From The Sandman #28. Words by Neil Gaiman. Art by Mike Dringenberg.
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SpiteCat @spitecat.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
The Kids in the Hall: Brain Candy is a Christmas movie.
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SpiteCat @spitecat.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
I told James Roberts at a signing, "Yeah, there's kind of a theme." #Transformers
Signed and framed copies of More Than Meets the Eye # 1, 28, and 43, and Lost Light #10, all paying homage to Kevin Maguire's Justice League #1.
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SpiteCat @spitecat.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
A soul hunter from the second episode of Babylon 5. Caramel candy goodness rests within his puckered orifice.
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SpiteCat @spitecat.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
My TFCon shirt is ready! It's feeling a little chaotic. #tfcon #transformers #maccadam
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SpiteCat @spitecat.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
Gandalf telling Frodo "Many that live deserve death", which I'm certain is the entire quote with no further context needed.
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SpiteCat @spitecat.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
Weapons (2025)
The opening to Super Mario Galaxy
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SpiteCat @spitecat.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
A soul hunter from the second episode of Babylon 5. Caramel candy goodness rests within his puckered orifice.
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SpiteCat @spitecat.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
The back panel of my least-full Detolf just blew out for no reason.
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SpiteCat @spitecat.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
"HAHAHAHAHA...CHUD"
Derisive Onomatopoeia from Spectacular Spider-Man #189.
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SpiteCat @spitecat.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
Hey, I just met you And this is crazy But here's my number A dingo ate your baby
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SpiteCat @spitecat.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
Normal guys descending a staircase normally #Marvel #comics
Justice and Captain America in a panel from Thor/Silver Surfer 1998 Annual. Written by Tom DeFalco (ew), drawn by Ramon Bernado (yikes).
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SpiteCat @spitecat.bsky.social · 19/10/2024
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SpiteCat @spitecat.bsky.social · 15/08/2024
*Mission Impossible theme intensifies*
Raccoon hanging upside-down to steal from a bird feeder
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SpiteCat @spitecat.bsky.social · 31/07/2024
Kubrick Stare
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SpiteCat @spitecat.bsky.social · 30/07/2024
"I deserve so much recognition for this sacrifice no one asked me to make"; Mommy bloggers; Vet-Bros
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SpiteCat @spitecat.bsky.social · 21/07/2024
(DEROGATORY)
Chris Rock, "Selective Outrage" Netflix Special.
Saying "No one has lower cum levels than Elon Musk, okay? 'Cause his body has negative cum."
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SpiteCat @spitecat.bsky.social · 18/07/2024
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SpiteCat @spitecat.bsky.social · 28/06/2024
I heard someone on this site likes weird little guys.
Raccoon standing up
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SpiteCat @spitecat.bsky.social · 25/06/2024
Action figure of Animated Hellboy with massive upper body and teeny-weeny stick legs. Tilting his head quizzically below text that reads "'Leg Day'? The hell is Leg Day?"
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SpiteCat @spitecat.bsky.social · 14/04/2024
Spider-Man #7 1991 Where Todd McFarlane absolutely knows how many legs children have.
Ghost Rider crashes into Hobgoblin. Spider-Man rescues a child.On closer examination, the child has been drawn with three legs. Oops. A lot of people worked on this panel, too.
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