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Deanna the Suburban Housewitch

@spiraldee.bsky.social
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Artwitch. GenX snarkbeast. Chaos Muse (aka 'next level weirdness magnet'). In a perpetual state of too much or too little coffee. Not as interesting as the conspiracy theories about me might make one think.

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Deanna the Suburban Housewitch @spiraldee.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
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Deanna the Suburban Housewitch @spiraldee.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Topology overhaul... mostly there.
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Deanna the Suburban Housewitch @spiraldee.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
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Deanna the Suburban Housewitch @spiraldee.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
He has exactly zero room to talk about falsely accusing opeople of crimes. Zero. It shouldn't happen to him either, and that's deeply fucked up, but goddamn.
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Deanna the Suburban Housewitch @spiraldee.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
I really hope I get to be a manul in my next life. I think maybe I could be happy as a manul.
The image shows four pictures of manuls, also known as Pallas' Cat. Their formal name, 'octolobus manul' translates to 'ugly eared cat', as their ears are small, rounded, and placed toward the sides of their heads rather than the pointed, tall, top-placed ears common to most other felines. Their coats resemble a speckled brown tabby with very thick, dense fur.

They are small, antisocial felines that don't even interact with each other very much unless it's breeding season.

They are native to very cold climates and are susceptible to various physical ailments and issues due to their relative isolation and the limited exposure to diseases and other problems more common to less extreme environments. They are small and they are round, with an extremely thick coat to help protect them from the cold; there is a notable video clip of researchers in Mongolia studying the manul population in which the researcher holds one up and cheerfully declares: "Very fat!" in recognition that their insulating fat layer helps protect them from the environment in which they live. They struggle to survive in warmer climates.

Unlike most cats, the manul has round pupils instead of slitted ones, creating a more human appearance in their expressions, which are often seemingly cartoonish and funny whether they are happy, angry, or just plain lazy.

They are most known to the general internet as the cat that will fluff its tail to set its paws on to protect their paw pads from the cold of the snow.

Someone told me once there are no bad manuls, and I really hope that's true.
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Deanna the Suburban Housewitch @spiraldee.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
smdh www.youtube.com/watch?v=ROQH...
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Israel strikes on Tyre leave ancient site in ruins
YouTube video by Associated Press
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Deanna the Suburban Housewitch @spiraldee.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Yarn power. Wholesome. www.youtube.com/watch?v=KE3K...
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Oregon community covers white supremacist symbols found carved into trees with yarn
YouTube video by KATU News
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Deanna the Suburban Housewitch @spiraldee.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Also, convenient timing for this to come out. Like I said: he's itching for a genocide on American soil. So is Miller. bsky.app/profile/atru...
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Deanna the Suburban Housewitch @spiraldee.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Worth a watch. www.youtube.com/watch?v=W_Ti...
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Brittney Brown was fired for a Charlie Kirk post. Now Florida owes her $485K.
YouTube video by USA TODAY
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Deanna the Suburban Housewitch @spiraldee.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Where is your Sharpie now?!
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
started >>> going
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Deanna the Suburban Housewitch @spiraldee.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
I mean, you've got the name for it.
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Deanna the Suburban Housewitch @spiraldee.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Oh, they're already going for each others' throats. Bear in mind, I don't give either of those things much time. I just want Vance entirely out of any and all proximity to power before Trump shuffles off to the repaint the bottom lake of fire with his tongue for all eternity.
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Rima I Anabtawi @rimaanabtawi.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Similar attacks are occurring in Burqa..people barely escaping with their lives. Israeli settlers attacked the village of Burqa in the West Bank, setting vehicles on fire and attempting to burn a mosque by throwing Molotov cocktails at it. www.wafa.ps/news/2026/6/...
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Deanna the Suburban Housewitch @spiraldee.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
If you're not familiar, take a peek here; there's also a second part. I'm not joking, sadly, and I say not a word of any of this lightly. www.youtube.com/watch?v=mYrP...
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Part One: Curtis Yarvin: The Philosopher Behind J.D. Vance | BEHIND THE BASTARDS
YouTube video by Behind the Bastards
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Deanna the Suburban Housewitch @spiraldee.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Vance is a firm believer in the works of Curtis Yarvin -- you know, 'turn the universities into condos, turn the poor into fertilizer, bring on the tech monarchs' and much worse -- and it's literally a philosophy of mass murder and actual slavery. I'll take shitty gilding over being sold for parts.
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Deanna the Suburban Housewitch @spiraldee.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
See, I'm not there at all. Vance is young and murderous and has zero fucks given for whether anyone likes him or not, and even less concern about what is or isn't true. He gladly made up lies to get Haitians killed and claims that behavior was virtuous. He is a genocide waiting for his turn to rise.
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Deanna the Suburban Housewitch @spiraldee.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Just savoring the fact that even if it wasn't JD, he's gonna get blamed for it. That little shit has it coming. Pretty sure we're in a race between Trump getting Vance out by hook or by crook, and time doing what time does to sick old men. In this one instance, I'm rooting for Trump's longevity.
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Deanna the Suburban Housewitch @spiraldee.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
I studied costume design, I should know. I have no idea off the top of my head, and as a result now have a profound need to see pictures of every single bit of this. (But for real if you actually do need some help with quick ideas DM freely, may be able to help brainstorm some practical options.)
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Deanna the Suburban Housewitch @spiraldee.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Impotent Sharpie intervention incoming.
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Deanna the Suburban Housewitch @spiraldee.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Oh I can definitely see that, too. I've seen the idiots who believe the shit these manosphere asshats say, and it's gross. (All of them would get bounced out of (sadly only almost) any BDSM community with a quickness. Still sadly subject to broken/missing stairs. :/)
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Deanna the Suburban Housewitch @spiraldee.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
(Apologies if I sound harsh today, it's my inner survivor getting super cranky with these people on the whole and wishing there was something that could be done... still, after decades and decades of this.)
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Deanna the Suburban Housewitch @spiraldee.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
They all didn't get the Tates out of a Romanian prison, though -- Barron did. They should still be rotting there to match the rot inside them.
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Deanna the Suburban Housewitch @spiraldee.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
My read was 'it becomes "consensual" (in quotes for a reason) even if someone is coerced into that consent', and then that 'you consented' becomes the only "truth" (also in quotes for a reason) despite it being fiction.
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Deanna the Suburban Housewitch @spiraldee.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
The littlest Trump shitlet did this. Barron's supposedly responsible for getting them back to the US. May he never know a moment's peace. Not a single one.
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Concretebotany @concretebotany.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Crown Vetch (Securigera varia) shot this morning in the Food Distribution District. #Bloomscrolling #Wildflowers #UrbanFlora #CrownVetch
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Deanna the Suburban Housewitch @spiraldee.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Barron is apparently especially fond of or close to the Tates, and helped manage his release from Romania. The whole family is rotten from root to branch.
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Deanna the Suburban Housewitch @spiraldee.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
This, but art supplies broadly.
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Olivia Hill @machineiv.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
They're planning for the apocalypse because they're knowingly causing it.
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Deanna the Suburban Housewitch @spiraldee.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Barron Trump.
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Vituperative Erb @vituperativeerb.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
As in he spends like 12 hours a day telling his audience that he does sex crimes professionally
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Deanna the Suburban Housewitch @spiraldee.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
I think -- not to speak for someone else here -- the meaning here was 'there's consensual, and there's "A pushed and pushed and pushed and pushed until B eventually gave in even though they didn't want to do it"' which is not the same thing as both people being into it.
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Jenz @jenzunleashed.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Andrew Tate openly endorses physical and sexual violence. This is him practicing what he preaches. He should be in jail.
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Dr. Cara Berg Powers @clbergpowers.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Also worth noting that choking is one of the biggest predictors of future intimate partner homicide.
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w.m.d. du bois @sjroadw.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
right-wing ideology basically boils down to the just-world fallacy, which is also true of a lot of fundamentalist religious viewpoints. “i follow the rules & so bad things won’t happen to me; the bad things that happen to other people are their own fault”. the wake-up from that can be pretty brutal.
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Michael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Lauren Southern's story of being raped by Andrew Tate is sad on so many levels. www.newyorker.com/magazine/202...
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Stephen C. Rea @stevierea.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
“If you’re going to be worried every time the universe doesn’t make sense, you’re going to be worried every moment of every day for the rest of your natural life.” - G’kar
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Concretebotany @concretebotany.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Common #Milkweed (Asclepias syriaca) shot today in the Food Distribution District. #Bloomscrolling #Wildflowers #Flowers
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Deanna the Suburban Housewitch @spiraldee.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Well also plenty of nice people live in D.C, too.
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Deanna the Suburban Housewitch @spiraldee.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
I will accept zealous skeeters if I must. But only if I must. (Look, at least I didn't hope for flesh eating beetles.)
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Deanna the Suburban Housewitch @spiraldee.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Hey, cool, we actually get a plague of locusts. Nature has drones, too.
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Deanna the Suburban Housewitch @spiraldee.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
It's honestly kinda fun to watch someone so shameless so desperate to cover their shame all of a sudden, I have to admit.
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Deanna the Suburban Housewitch @spiraldee.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Just gonna highlight this bit 'cause it seems Merriam-Webster shares my peeve.
How do you pronounce cachet?

Cache and cash are pronounced the same, but cachet is pronounced \cash-AY. Cachet and cache share the same origin, the French cacher "to press, hide"; cash, however, comes from a different root, the Latin word for "chest" (capsa).
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Deanna the Suburban Housewitch @spiraldee.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Cache as ca-SHAY again. <eyetic> It's pronounced CASH. Stoppit. You're thinking of 'cachet' again, which means something else entirely. A cache is a storage space, often obscured. Cachet is prestige. One is hidey, one is showy. Opposing themes! This is rapidly becoming my #1 newspeeve.
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Deanna the Suburban Housewitch @spiraldee.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Of all the 2026 shit, this is the most perfect an encapsulation of so, so much while being by far not the most shitty. Splendid work everyone; 10/10 absurdity. www.youtube.com/watch?v=hTTe...
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WWE building flag triggers massive power outage - Thousands left in the dark
YouTube video by News 12
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Deanna the Suburban Housewitch @spiraldee.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
I'd say 'now so does New York,' but I suspect that ship sailed long ago.
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Deanna the Suburban Housewitch @spiraldee.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
I really don't know. I've heard the difference being that they also have the 'Book of Mormon' as a required text in addition to the Bible (or that may be elevated above it). No matter what the justification is, it's really bullshit.
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でんか @k-hermit.com · 08/06/2026
In Japan, morning TV shows often feature a daily horoscope. They’ll say, “Today’s lucky No. 1 is Cancer!” But… what kind of crab are we talking about? 🦀◦° ⁡ 今日の1位は かに座のあなた かに座とかいう生まれながらの勝者
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Three years ago tomorrow, I very nervously gave this speech. I knew my career as a TV journalist was dunzo, cooked, filleted, kaput the morning I wrote it. (Thanks to Kat insisting I go for it anyway.) The end is awfully prescient at this exact second, though. Big ups to Scott Pelley for fighting.
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