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spinningumbrella.bsky.social @spinningumbrella.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
I miss when caramilk bars, Kit Kats, and Aeros came wrapped in foil. The world went downhill quick when chocolate started getting packaged in those flimsy plastic wrappers.
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spinningumbrella.bsky.social @spinningumbrella.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Someone out there is writing their wedding vows with chat gpt
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spinningumbrella.bsky.social @spinningumbrella.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
I wonder if ABBA knew, when writing Waterloo, that it would be playing in my head 24/7
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spinningumbrella.bsky.social @spinningumbrella.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
“Crosby is too old” IF SID THE KID IS TOO OLD THEN SO AM I
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spinningumbrella.bsky.social @spinningumbrella.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
My life seemed so much more promising 10 years ago.
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spinningumbrella.bsky.social @spinningumbrella.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Canadians watching the end credits animation at the end of tonight’s fallout episode: 👁️👄👁️
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spinningumbrella.bsky.social @spinningumbrella.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
I know how to live, I don’t know how to die, And there ain’t no thrills in the afterlife
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spinningumbrella.bsky.social @spinningumbrella.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
As a Canadian, the ICE murders and brutality make me feel so incredibly useless. How do WE make an impact?? How can WE help support our American cousins? Because I’m tired of watching it all unfold and doing nothing to help stop it.
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spinningumbrella.bsky.social @spinningumbrella.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
How many people are ICE permanently blinding with overuse of pepper spray? I don’t think enough people are mentioning the survivors who will carry these marks for the rest of their life.
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spinningumbrella.bsky.social @spinningumbrella.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Angry at my dress pants for not being as comfortable as sweatpants. What a world.
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spinningumbrella.bsky.social @spinningumbrella.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
I 👏🏼 am 👏🏼 so 👏🏼fucking 👏🏼 sick 👏🏼 of 👏🏼 this 👏🏼 man 👏🏼 Someone come get your grandpa, he’s using AI to claim other countries again.
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Ashley Zacharias @ashleyzacharias.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
If fewer Americans had voted for Trump, Renee Good would be alive and caring for her child today. No matter what lies Trump and his propagandists spread, no matter what nonsense the media prints, no matter what conspiracies MAGA invents, that remains manifestly true.
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spinningumbrella.bsky.social @spinningumbrella.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Plot twist: “Kitty” from life of a showgirl (song) is actually Kitty Forman from That 70’s Show.
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an elderly woman is sitting on a tire swing while a man stands behind her .
ALT: an elderly woman is sitting on a tire swing while a man stands behind her .
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spinningumbrella.bsky.social @spinningumbrella.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Oh watching that press conference did absolutely nothing for my nerves. But lemme tell ya. If I spoke to reporters like that?? I’d be FIRED.
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spinningumbrella.bsky.social @spinningumbrella.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Ohhhh it’s a bad day for my mental health.
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spinningumbrella.bsky.social @spinningumbrella.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
We’ve reached the “drink whenever you want” part of the holiday season
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spinningumbrella.bsky.social @spinningumbrella.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
Man my coworkers are so fucking fantastic. — these thoughts have been brought to you by liquor at the office holiday party
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spinningumbrella.bsky.social @spinningumbrella.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
I take myself out for a lunch date every pay day. Just lunch by myself at a nice restaurant. It’s honestly done wonders for me. Such a small things but it makes me connect with myself.
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Sushicatz @sushicatz.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
How do I make it so I never have to see anything Harry Potter related ever again for my entire life
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spinningumbrella.bsky.social @spinningumbrella.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
I refuse to let you make me feel small.
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spinningumbrella.bsky.social @spinningumbrella.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
“Siri play Scotty Doesn’t Know on YouTube music”
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spinningumbrella.bsky.social @spinningumbrella.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
Friendly reminder to musical artists that Canada doesn’t just drop off into the Atlantic Ocean once you pass Quebec 🥲 I can pay for concert tickets. What I can’t do is pay for a $200 concert ticket + $1,500 airfare + $500 hotel fee + merch + food & drink 😭
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spinningumbrella.bsky.social @spinningumbrella.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
Sometimes I still reach for my Covid mask when I get up from my desk. Talk about an automated response.
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spinningumbrella.bsky.social @spinningumbrella.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
Having one of those “no matter what I eat I’m still hungry” kind of days
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spinningumbrella.bsky.social @spinningumbrella.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
Incase anyone is wondering, Ginger Snap by Jo Malone and Buttercream Haze by 7 Virtues is the most scrumptious perfume pairing ever.
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spinningumbrella.bsky.social @spinningumbrella.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
“Apparently this can be rather emotional” “Fuck, I wore mascara today though”
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spinningumbrella.bsky.social @spinningumbrella.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
Almost became the meat in a metal sandwich on the highway this morning so if you need me I’ll be in a panicked ball in the corner. Talk about fucking with my anxiety 🙃
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spinningumbrella.bsky.social @spinningumbrella.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
4th cocktail vibes are STRONG
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spinningumbrella.bsky.social @spinningumbrella.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
RIP Anne Boleyn you would have loved Taylor Swift
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spinningumbrella.bsky.social @spinningumbrella.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Them: “watching anything good lately?” Me: *points at book*
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spinningumbrella.bsky.social @spinningumbrella.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
I pinched a nerve in my back and now I’m questioning my ability to go on
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spinningumbrella.bsky.social @spinningumbrella.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
I love when my period ends and my face de-bloats and I feel like handsome squidward again
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spinningumbrella.bsky.social @spinningumbrella.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
Did you hear that? It was the sound of Canada collectively cheering
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spinningumbrella.bsky.social @spinningumbrella.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
Happy Halloween to all the skeletons in my closet & all the bitches I’ve ghosted 🖤
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Effin' Birds @effinbirds.com · 31/10/2025
A painting of a bird beside the text "what kind of fucking idiot do you take me for?"
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spinningumbrella.bsky.social @spinningumbrella.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
If I burn out, at least I touched the sun
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spinningumbrella.bsky.social @spinningumbrella.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
Praying for some disco Jesus Christ to come and save us from ourselves.
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spinningumbrella.bsky.social @spinningumbrella.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
Yalllll. I just got my historical genetic matches back. I’m related to some interesting people from history. Like Otzi the Ice Man. 👀
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spinningumbrella.bsky.social @spinningumbrella.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
Ugh. I feel SO grumpy today and I’m struggling to change my attitude. Helppppp
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spinningumbrella.bsky.social @spinningumbrella.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
Elevators make me so freaking dizzy 😭😭
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spinningumbrella.bsky.social @spinningumbrella.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
I finished the Primal of Blood and Bone this morning and I truly don’t expect to ever recover from what I read in those final chapters 😭😭
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spinningumbrella.bsky.social @spinningumbrella.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
I swear buttons on new clothes are sewn on with hopes and dreams. I’ve had to reattach buttons to every new item of clothing for the past 5 years. I’m not buying new clothes to maintain them within 2 months of purchase. Especially when it’s a 100 dollar blouse that can’t keep its sleeve buttons.
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spinningumbrella.bsky.social @spinningumbrella.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
Our love ain’t water under the bridge
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spinningumbrella.bsky.social @spinningumbrella.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
I think my recent searches on here say a lot about me tbh
Recent search page on Bluesky showing bird focused accounts such as “birds of the world” , “birds Canada” , “effing birds”. An outlier of the searches is “Taylor Swift”.
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spinningumbrella.bsky.social @spinningumbrella.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
SOS I clenched my jaw too hard in my sleep last night and I’ve been paying for it all day
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spinningumbrella.bsky.social @spinningumbrella.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
Sometimes I feel like it’s taking me forever to get through The Primal of Blood and Bone but then I remember it’s a fucking massive book and give myself a break 🫶🏼
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spinningumbrella.bsky.social @spinningumbrella.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
Damn all the critics came out of the woodwork today 😂 How about we let people enjoy things, even if it’s not something you personally enjoy.🫶🏼
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spinningumbrella.bsky.social @spinningumbrella.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
Ohhhh shit this album is really fucking good. Opalite is my jammmm
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spinningumbrella.bsky.social @spinningumbrella.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
I’m being serious. If you can get out, get out now. What happened in Chicago is just the beginning.
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spinningumbrella.bsky.social @spinningumbrella.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
Struggling with the most basic tasks today. Just gonna blame it on the political climate.
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