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pokemon adjunct. balatro sweat. ex-cohost and missing it. vice's river donaghey (of haribo sugar-free gummy diarrhea fame) wrote about some rules i helped write once. cops DNI lmao

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Enron "Olive Gaiden" Hubbard @spineflu.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
nw: Triangle (2009)
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Enron "Olive Gaiden" Hubbard @spineflu.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The Godfather Part II ☆☆☆☆ | ♡ KarlM18 writes A spectre is haunting america - the spectre of Italy. All the powers of american society have entered into a holy alliance to exorcise this spectre: Bishop and Governor, Mitchell and Pankhurst, Hobokener Radicals and Staten Island police-spies.
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Enron "Olive Gaiden" Hubbard @spineflu.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Mars Attacks. Any subtlety or satire went completely over my head so it was just aliens who could skeletonize you with their lazers and aside from cowboy yodelling music, which my parents didn't allow in the house, they had no weaknesses.
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Enron "Olive Gaiden" Hubbard @spineflu.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
how many people die in plate/screw/piercing + MRI machine type mishaps every year, do you think?
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Enron "Olive Gaiden" Hubbard @spineflu.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
why did baskin robbins and wu tang clan never collab? "UP FROM THE 31 FLAVORRRRS"
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Enron "Olive Gaiden" Hubbard @spineflu.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
the partial and half remembered japanese i learned in high school has served me well for the foundation of a discipline i call "Fool's Linguistics"
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Enron "Olive Gaiden" Hubbard @spineflu.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
magif the gathringb
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Enron "Olive Gaiden" Hubbard @spineflu.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
they should let danny mcbride direct an Alien movie. let him take over as the franchise mascot-character like sigourney had been.
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Enron "Olive Gaiden" Hubbard @spineflu.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
u gotta love when a movie autopsy diagnosis is an animal attack but "like no animal i've ever seen"
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Ranged Touch @rangedtouch.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Manwë told me Melkor keeps harrying the Firstborn of Ilúvatar so I asked how many Elves he has and he said he just goes to Middle-Earth and invites more Elves on the Great Journey so I said it sounds like he’s just feeding the Quendi to Morgoth and then Nienna started crying.
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Enron "Olive Gaiden" Hubbard @spineflu.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
would you tell the story?
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Enron "Olive Gaiden" Hubbard @spineflu.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
i would hesitate to call most of my thinking "critical"
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Enron "Olive Gaiden" Hubbard @spineflu.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
why are we making a triumphal arch? who did we triumph over?
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Enron "Olive Gaiden" Hubbard @spineflu.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I was not angry since I came to france until this instant. please don't put in the newspaper etc etc
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Enron "Olive Gaiden" Hubbard @spineflu.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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Enron "Olive Gaiden" Hubbard @spineflu.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
i can't believe my Idiosyncratic Bespoke Solution [I.B.S.] is failing me in utterly predictable ways
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Enron "Olive Gaiden" Hubbard @spineflu.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
one of the secretaries on this episode of mad men has a really small head
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I think AI has already exceeded the intelligence of the type of person that believes AGI is imminent, which is why they believe AGI is imminent.
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michael lutz @ztul.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
And Ed Sheeran has been PM for what, a month?
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Enron "Olive Gaiden" Hubbard @spineflu.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
not me watching the union attempt at the George Eastman Museum whole-heartedly embracing the sparkling centrism of Metropolis (1927).
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Enron "Olive Gaiden" Hubbard @spineflu.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
AI, 3d printing, and funko pops all have the same stank.
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Enron "Olive Gaiden" Hubbard @spineflu.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
#silmarillion #ainur
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Enron "Olive Gaiden" Hubbard @spineflu.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
while i'm at it, genre is also a fake idea designed to say "i'm not like other girls!".it's stupid as shit. You think "witch house" is real? grow up.
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Enron "Olive Gaiden" Hubbard @spineflu.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
i am so exhausted of trying to explain to the children on reddit that "artstyles" aren't real, their "artstyle" is "go study anatomy" and "put down the airbrush tool"
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Enron "Olive Gaiden" Hubbard @spineflu.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
why does the water leaving the upper buckets not collect in the lower buckets
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Enron "Olive Gaiden" Hubbard @spineflu.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
milwaukeerecord.com/food-drink/a...
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A West Allis pizzeria makes the biggest mozzarella sticks I’ve ever seen
Within the hallowed walls of a suburban pizza joint, they’re serving straight-up cheese batons.
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Enron "Olive Gaiden" Hubbard @spineflu.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
A spectre is haunting Europe. The spectre of Draculas.
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Enron "Olive Gaiden" Hubbard @spineflu.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Ash Catchthem. He must Catch Them All.
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Enron "Olive Gaiden" Hubbard @spineflu.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
dril was right when he called the internet shithead hell
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Enron "Olive Gaiden" Hubbard @spineflu.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
made the mistake of looking at the blank check reddit and dear god i can't wait til their scorsese series is over. so many people so worked up over a shithead guest in their parasocial film podcast that they can't weigh in with their little joke that makes them god's gift to letterboxd.
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Enron "Olive Gaiden" Hubbard @spineflu.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
my favorite constantine memory is the clerk at the hollywood video telling me it was a sequel to The Devil's Advocate
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Enron "Olive Gaiden" Hubbard @spineflu.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
use a washcloth!
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Evelyn Waughluigi @mattressisland.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
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Enron "Olive Gaiden" Hubbard @spineflu.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
love to pledge allegiance while facing away from the flag
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Enron "Olive Gaiden" Hubbard @spineflu.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
just scratched up my carpet to demonstrate to my cat that we share interests
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Enron "Olive Gaiden" Hubbard @spineflu.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
just did the neighborhood a solid by intercepting some mormons and walk-and-talking them across town to the good mexican restaurant
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Enron "Olive Gaiden" Hubbard @spineflu.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
happy 9/11, which is the furthest away from 3/11 [the 311 holiday] that you can possibly get
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Hell Frasier: Bloodline @babadooknukem.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
OH WORD??? NO SHIT???????
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Enron "Olive Gaiden" Hubbard @spineflu.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
"shot"
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Enron "Olive Gaiden" Hubbard @spineflu.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
people in 1952 were like "lets name this movie 'The White Sheik'"
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Enron "Olive Gaiden" Hubbard @spineflu.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
shut the fuck up mckinsey.
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Enron "Olive Gaiden" Hubbard @spineflu.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
if the former, why does he not just buy any number of non-wild-game meals rather than try to catch the road runner
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Enron "Olive Gaiden" Hubbard @spineflu.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
do you think wile e coyote pays for his acme purchases up front or is he the ultimate "bill me later" customer?
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Enron "Olive Gaiden" Hubbard @spineflu.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
there should be night bakeries. like what if i wanted a nice fresh loaf but it's 10pm. what if i want banana bread but am Too High and also bananaless to make it myself.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Entertainment
Trekkies Bash New Star
Trek Film As 'Fun, Watchable'
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Enron "Olive Gaiden" Hubbard @spineflu.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
thats when you draw the cia logo and tell anyone that disagrees that they're the real fake leftist here
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Enron "Olive Gaiden" Hubbard @spineflu.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
20mg deep and the only sweet treats available to me are more edibles
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lit_patches @litpatches.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Siddhartha by Hermann Hesse v0.25: Increased double jump range from 4m to 7m
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Enron "Olive Gaiden" Hubbard @spineflu.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
too long again. @ptcgp.bsky.social pls
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Enron "Olive Gaiden" Hubbard @spineflu.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
hey did you know that Mad Men is good
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