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Spike Friedman

@spikefriedman.bsky.social
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I’m just here so I don’t get fined

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Garrett Martin @garrettmartin.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
L.A. is finally a real city
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Spike Friedman @spikefriedman.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Fast and Furious: Hollywood Drift at Universal Studios Hollywood is a transformative cultural asset for the Los Angeles area akin to the Chrysler Building for New York or the I.M. Pei wing of the Louvre for Paris.
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Spike Friedman @spikefriedman.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The two kid article is beautiful and true. I particularly loved these two passages:
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Matt Johnson @mattjohnson.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Folks. At one point in the fourth quarter today, the total penalties couldn’t fit in the big screen at Lumen. Then it got worse.
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Spike Friedman @spikefriedman.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Felt way better after losing to the Mariota led Commanders than I do about beating a Herbert led Chargers team. Absolutely never would have predicted any of that preseason.
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Spike Friedman @spikefriedman.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Fire everyone, hire Jim Mora, I don’t care
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Spike Friedman @spikefriedman.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Genuinely unbelievably bad
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Spike Friedman @spikefriedman.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Horrendous
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Spike Friedman @spikefriedman.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
possibly the worst played Seahawks game of the Macdonald era and up 10 with seven minutes left sure why not
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Spike Friedman @spikefriedman.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Seahawks play like shit, up three scores because it turns out our shit is still historically good defense
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Spike Friedman @spikefriedman.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The Eagles
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Spike Friedman @spikefriedman.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Yeah CB2 hasn’t been as big an issue as I feared because Pritchett has been great (despite Terry getting his last week) and you can’t really solve for Safety 5 being up. DE depth is probably the biggest issue? But also the D is still good, so maybe everything is fine?
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Spike Friedman @spikefriedman.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
(All of this was okay roster construction in theory, but there’s a reason that folks were dodging this RB class and the Hawks were mocked to have secondary help in R1 rather than R2/3)
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Spike Friedman @spikefriedman.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Seahawks big four replacements: K9 -> Jadarian (IR) Coby -> Clark (IR) and Okada (hasn’t played) Mafe -> Fowler (limited snaps) Riq -> Neal (hasn’t played a defensive snap) help my family is dying.
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Spike Friedman @spikefriedman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Mike Tomlin, detail your inclusionary housing policies coward
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Spike Friedman @spikefriedman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
“Sometimes the spawned topography didn’t work with me”
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Spike Friedman @spikefriedman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
“There’s an MLS soccer stadium I’ll detail in another episode”
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Spike Friedman @spikefriedman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Mike Tomlin, Synechdoche New Yorkmaxxer
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Spike Friedman @spikefriedman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
“Basement speakeasy”
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Spike Friedman @spikefriedman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Building one has a basement speakeasy in a boutique hotel with a window into the pool…
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Spike Friedman @spikefriedman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Mike Tomlin Minecraft walkthrough is pretty wild
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Spike Friedman @spikefriedman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I knew X2 was done when I told a coworker I was excited to ride the new Fast and Furious coaster in LA, and she asked if that was the one that killed all those people. No way for a coaster to come back from being the one that killed all those people.
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Spike Friedman @spikefriedman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
RIP to a real one
sixflags.com
Retiring X2 | Six Flags Magic Mountain
An operational update from Magic Mountain President Brian Oerding
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Spike Friedman @spikefriedman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Agreed... If this were Pete he'd have died of an Achilles injury (shot by an arrow), but I think he's back soonish reading into Mike-subtext
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Spike Friedman @spikefriedman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
jk, eat shit racist
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Spike Friedman @spikefriedman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The Great Awokening is over. This Tyler Higbee game shows why.
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Spike Friedman @spikefriedman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Why is there so much time on the clock????
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Spike Friedman @spikefriedman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Spike Friedman @spikefriedman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
JSN needs a higher target share
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Spike Friedman @spikefriedman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Gonna downgrade him with new data
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Spike Friedman @spikefriedman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Tried to throw a pick three plays in a row
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Spike Friedman @spikefriedman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
lmao Darnold thought he had a free play
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Spike Friedman @spikefriedman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Now no one can say shit about that shaheed call, fair is fair
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Spike Friedman @spikefriedman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Next level make up call, go win anyway
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Spike Friedman @spikefriedman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
B+ Sam performance, hasn’t been the problem at all
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Spike Friedman @spikefriedman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Told you
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Spike Friedman @spikefriedman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Yikes (Sonny Styles is real deal but yikes)
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Patrick Callahan @iampatrickc.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Spike Friedman @spikefriedman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Drake Maye is like bad bad huh?
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Spike Friedman @spikefriedman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
When he hits 100% target share but we still run the ball sometimes
static.klipy.com
Kobe Bryant: Job's Not Finished
ALT: Kobe Bryant: Job's Not Finished
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Spike Friedman @spikefriedman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
JSN needs a higher target share
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Spike Friedman @spikefriedman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Yeesh
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Spike Friedman @spikefriedman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Eric Saubert
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Spike Friedman @spikefriedman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I am more confident in this Seahawks defense than I ever was in the LOB (except for maybe that shutout against Eli)
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Spike Friedman @spikefriedman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Absolutely forgot I made this great joke last year #MaxenHook #HookPilled #MaxenAndRelaxin
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Spike Friedman @spikefriedman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Go Hawks
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Spike Friedman @spikefriedman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
sorry I was clarifying that I meant this as like a season long thing. Hook isn't slated to start this weekend.
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Spike Friedman @spikefriedman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
yeah Herbert, Purdy, Nix (lol), Mahomes and Caleb are the next five, and we could well be in full UDFA mode at safety for that run
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Spike Friedman @spikefriedman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I mean the two starting safeties have long term injuries and we are bound to play a real team at some point
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Spike Friedman @spikefriedman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
We’re currently starting a Yalie named Rodney Thomas II, which isn’t quite as inherently a great safety name except the Seahawks of course had a pretty good “Thomas III” at safety for a while
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