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bskys dumbest mutt

@spigot-hellsite.bsky.social
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40-something feral agender ex-wife transsexual dog w/ line cook energy i post a lot but when i do its pure nonsense it/they/spe/spey ko-fi.com/spigot_hellsite/shop

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bskys dumbest mutt @spigot-hellsite.bsky.social · 1h
you couldnt barkbark woof arfarfarfarf youre way out of a paper sack. me on the other hand
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bskys dumbest mutt @spigot-hellsite.bsky.social · 5h
quit POSTING start BARKING
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bskys dumbest mutt @spigot-hellsite.bsky.social · 5h
haha woof!
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bskys dumbest mutt @spigot-hellsite.bsky.social · 6h
im just a dog in the wog
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bskys dumbest mutt @spigot-hellsite.bsky.social · 6h
i am what happens when you force a dog to know what taxes and insurance are
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bskys dumbest mutt @spigot-hellsite.bsky.social · 6h
consider if you will: im puppy
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bskys dumbest mutt @spigot-hellsite.bsky.social · 6h
when will an evil woman urge me into barking even louder
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bskys dumbest mutt @spigot-hellsite.bsky.social · 6h
bestie i cant help but notice ur lil red rocket is like. completely put away. wtf 🐺😟🐺
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bskys dumbest mutt @spigot-hellsite.bsky.social · 7h
do you even have your lil red rocket all the way out?
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bskys dumbest mutt @spigot-hellsite.bsky.social · 8h
im a STINKY PUPPYYYYYYYYYY so why dont you SNIFF MEEEEEEEEE
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bskys dumbest mutt @spigot-hellsite.bsky.social · 9h
mandatory american cheeseburger lunch
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bskys dumbest mutt @spigot-hellsite.bsky.social · 10h
dark souls font: bacon: par-cooked
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bskys dumbest mutt @spigot-hellsite.bsky.social · 13h
jaezus fockin croist 🐺😫🐺
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bskys dumbest mutt @spigot-hellsite.bsky.social · 13h
i am literally barking about it and youre laughing? im on all fours pacing agitated circles on the floor and youre pointing and giggling about it?? im stuck in this leather dog hood and these stupid useless buppy paw mitts and my ankles are tied to my thighs and youre fucking LAUGHING??
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bskys dumbest mutt @spigot-hellsite.bsky.social · 13h
i alone could be trusted to correctly and respectfully rip fat doinks on the trimet busses
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bskys dumbest mutt @spigot-hellsite.bsky.social · 14h
someone should let me bark the hell off about it
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Dracula Flow @dracula-flow.bsky.social · 14h
That pussy tighter than the bulletproof counter window at a White Castle
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bskys dumbest mutt @spigot-hellsite.bsky.social · 14h
i should be tongue deep in someones bellybutton rn not whatever this current bullshit im currently doing
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bskys dumbest mutt @spigot-hellsite.bsky.social · 14h
smoking on that shit that made me a dog in the first place ama
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bskys dumbest mutt @spigot-hellsite.bsky.social · 14h
throwing together a dj set to make u shit someone elses britches
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bskys dumbest mutt @spigot-hellsite.bsky.social · 14h
$10 PER GAL GAS
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bskys dumbest mutt @spigot-hellsite.bsky.social · 14h
haha woof
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bskys dumbest mutt @spigot-hellsite.bsky.social · 14h
i will never stop saying it
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bskys dumbest mutt @spigot-hellsite.bsky.social · 14h
god damn tho my doinks rly are the most perfect doinks in the world
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bskys dumbest mutt @spigot-hellsite.bsky.social · 14h
i miss the smell of nyc
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bskys dumbest mutt @spigot-hellsite.bsky.social · 14h
save me, bustello and 2 doink breakfast
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bskys dumbest mutt @spigot-hellsite.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
perspnally i cant wait for $10/gallon gas
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bskys dumbest mutt @spigot-hellsite.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
my loves you cannot roll a better doink than me bskys best doink roller
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bskys dumbest mutt @spigot-hellsite.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
ha-ha! how u like me now?
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bskys dumbest mutt @spigot-hellsite.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
neighbors across from work dont appreciate my complimenting their front yard blow up dolls (inflatable halloween decorations)
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bskys dumbest mutt @spigot-hellsite.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
i have the unmet needs of a fuck nasty mutt 🐺🥺🐺😫🐺
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bskys dumbest mutt @spigot-hellsite.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
where the transgender dogthings at
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bskys dumbest mutt @spigot-hellsite.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
proving myself worlds best dogtective once again
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bskys dumbest mutt @spigot-hellsite.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
i have solved the queso queso mystery
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bskys dumbest mutt @spigot-hellsite.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
walking up to someone in a steelers jersey and complimenting their steely dam shirt
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bskys dumbest mutt @spigot-hellsite.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
time to make instagram slop for the picky eaters of portland who cant handle eating vegetables or black pepper
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bskys dumbest mutt @spigot-hellsite.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
save me, dognapping squad
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bskys dumbest mutt @spigot-hellsite.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
ig i need more transgender dogs and it/its pronoun havers to follow
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bskys dumbest mutt @spigot-hellsite.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
heres to another 90minute commute im never getting back 🐺😊🐺
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bskys dumbest mutt @spigot-hellsite.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
why is it just my bus becoming 15-20 minutes late every morning and not the busses before and after the one i catch
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bskys dumbest mutt @spigot-hellsite.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
literally biting u rn if u even fkn care 🐺🥺🐺
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bskys dumbest mutt @spigot-hellsite.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
why did god make me such a stupid horny mutt
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bskys dumbest mutt @spigot-hellsite.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
wake up and poast already tl dead
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bskys dumbest mutt @spigot-hellsite.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
i dont want to get in the burgerbox i want to hump an evil womans leg
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bskys dumbest mutt @spigot-hellsite.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
why must bskys dumbest mutt be so full of yearning 🐺🥺🐺
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bskys dumbest mutt @spigot-hellsite.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
haha woof woofwoof bark arfarfarf!! 🐺😊🐺
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bskys dumbest mutt @spigot-hellsite.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
paws hurt 🐺😫🐺
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bskys dumbest mutt @spigot-hellsite.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
literally you could not handle my strongest doinks
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bskys dumbest mutt @spigot-hellsite.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
stoned zoned and ready to bone crossfaded puppy reporting for duty
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bskys dumbest mutt @spigot-hellsite.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
its not a nyc chopped cheese if it doesnt include nyc tap water
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