bskys dumbest mutt @spigot-hellsite.bsky.social · 1hyou couldnt barkbark woof arfarfarfarf youre way out of a paper sack. me on the other hand 000
bskys dumbest mutt @spigot-hellsite.bsky.social · 6hi am what happens when you force a dog to know what taxes and insurance are 000
bskys dumbest mutt @spigot-hellsite.bsky.social · 6hwhen will an evil woman urge me into barking even louder 000
bskys dumbest mutt @spigot-hellsite.bsky.social · 6hbestie i cant help but notice ur lil red rocket is like. completely put away. wtf 🐺😟🐺 010
bskys dumbest mutt @spigot-hellsite.bsky.social · 7hdo you even have your lil red rocket all the way out? 000
bskys dumbest mutt @spigot-hellsite.bsky.social · 8him a STINKY PUPPYYYYYYYYYY so why dont you SNIFF MEEEEEEEEE 000
bskys dumbest mutt @spigot-hellsite.bsky.social · 13hi am literally barking about it and youre laughing? im on all fours pacing agitated circles on the floor and youre pointing and giggling about it?? im stuck in this leather dog hood and these stupid useless buppy paw mitts and my ankles are tied to my thighs and youre fucking LAUGHING?? 010
bskys dumbest mutt @spigot-hellsite.bsky.social · 13hi alone could be trusted to correctly and respectfully rip fat doinks on the trimet busses 000
bskys dumbest mutt @spigot-hellsite.bsky.social · 14hsomeone should let me bark the hell off about it 000
Reposted by bskys dumbest muttDracula Flow @dracula-flow.bsky.social · 14hThat pussy tighter than the bulletproof counter window at a White Castle 0388
bskys dumbest mutt @spigot-hellsite.bsky.social · 14hi should be tongue deep in someones bellybutton rn not whatever this current bullshit im currently doing 000
bskys dumbest mutt @spigot-hellsite.bsky.social · 14hsmoking on that shit that made me a dog in the first place ama 100
bskys dumbest mutt @spigot-hellsite.bsky.social · 14hthrowing together a dj set to make u shit someone elses britches 000
bskys dumbest mutt @spigot-hellsite.bsky.social · 14hgod damn tho my doinks rly are the most perfect doinks in the world 100
bskys dumbest mutt @spigot-hellsite.bsky.social · 08/10/2026perspnally i cant wait for $10/gallon gas 000
bskys dumbest mutt @spigot-hellsite.bsky.social · 08/10/2026my loves you cannot roll a better doink than me bskys best doink roller 010
bskys dumbest mutt @spigot-hellsite.bsky.social · 07/10/2026neighbors across from work dont appreciate my complimenting their front yard blow up dolls (inflatable halloween decorations) 000
bskys dumbest mutt @spigot-hellsite.bsky.social · 07/10/2026i have the unmet needs of a fuck nasty mutt 🐺🥺🐺😫🐺 000
bskys dumbest mutt @spigot-hellsite.bsky.social · 07/10/2026proving myself worlds best dogtective once again 000
bskys dumbest mutt @spigot-hellsite.bsky.social · 07/10/2026i have solved the queso queso mystery 100
bskys dumbest mutt @spigot-hellsite.bsky.social · 07/10/2026walking up to someone in a steelers jersey and complimenting their steely dam shirt 000
bskys dumbest mutt @spigot-hellsite.bsky.social · 07/10/2026time to make instagram slop for the picky eaters of portland who cant handle eating vegetables or black pepper 010
bskys dumbest mutt @spigot-hellsite.bsky.social · 07/10/2026ig i need more transgender dogs and it/its pronoun havers to follow 010
bskys dumbest mutt @spigot-hellsite.bsky.social · 07/10/2026heres to another 90minute commute im never getting back 🐺😊🐺 000
bskys dumbest mutt @spigot-hellsite.bsky.social · 07/10/2026why is it just my bus becoming 15-20 minutes late every morning and not the busses before and after the one i catch 100
bskys dumbest mutt @spigot-hellsite.bsky.social · 07/10/2026literally biting u rn if u even fkn care 🐺🥺🐺 000
bskys dumbest mutt @spigot-hellsite.bsky.social · 07/10/2026why did god make me such a stupid horny mutt 000
bskys dumbest mutt @spigot-hellsite.bsky.social · 07/10/2026i dont want to get in the burgerbox i want to hump an evil womans leg 000
bskys dumbest mutt @spigot-hellsite.bsky.social · 07/10/2026why must bskys dumbest mutt be so full of yearning 🐺🥺🐺 000
bskys dumbest mutt @spigot-hellsite.bsky.social · 07/10/2026haha woof woofwoof bark arfarfarf!! 🐺😊🐺 000
bskys dumbest mutt @spigot-hellsite.bsky.social · 07/10/2026literally you could not handle my strongest doinks 000
bskys dumbest mutt @spigot-hellsite.bsky.social · 07/10/2026stoned zoned and ready to bone crossfaded puppy reporting for duty 000
bskys dumbest mutt @spigot-hellsite.bsky.social · 07/10/2026its not a nyc chopped cheese if it doesnt include nyc tap water 000