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Spiderkebab

@spiderkebab.bsky.social
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Nature, Green, environmental, no dig, forest gardening, animals, Dog, Bunnys, Funny. I think I'm getting....I'll let you know when I figure it out. Oh yes, there may be Dog, Plant, veg, walk pics, you get the gist, they may or may not be interesting.

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Spiderkebab @spiderkebab.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
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a man in a suit and tie stands next to a woman in a blue sweater .
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Spiderkebab @spiderkebab.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
Trumpty Dumpty!
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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 12/03/2025
This is Tellen. She went to work with her human today. The only agenda item on her calendar is dropping toys in the hallway until someone plays with her. 14/10
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Spiderkebab @spiderkebab.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
Jeez, that drifter is gonna be absolutely knackered! 😂🤔🫣🥰
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Spiderkebab @spiderkebab.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
Ahh, I see you have cake. .. I, also like cake....
Dog, under blanket, cake brought out, head of brown dog popped out, I think she is onto me...Dog, communicating with me by hard yet adorable stare, that she also, does indeed like cake. Which is an adorable shame, because she isn't getting any of it. No matter how adorably she looks at me🥰
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Spiderkebab @spiderkebab.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
Snapped. Why is trump being allowed to play reality level TV tantrums & dickabouts with world peace?
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Spiderkebab @spiderkebab.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
Perfect visual thank you. Now setting my goals at a level of a handful of squished steamed spinach and my brain can just deal with it.
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Spiderkebab @spiderkebab.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
Bands?😂
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Spiderkebab @spiderkebab.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
What's that? Time for a walk? Oh, no, no, no, I'm quite comfortable thank you.😃😂🥰🐾
Sleepy brown and white small dog, head tilted, paws forward on multiple cushions and covers warm and snuggle and not going anywhere.Comfy dog on multiple blankets and cushions begrudging even the mildest suggestion of going out as they are far too snuggley and comfortable and therefore will not actually move and will definitely carry on sleeping So yep, we aren't going for a walk yet. Small brown curled up dog, eyes closed paws curled up,ear flopped back, completely ignoring any instruction and continuing to sleep amongst all their lovely snuggly cushions.
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Spiderkebab @spiderkebab.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
Just lifted the covers back as allegedly there is a dog under here somewhere. All the pieces are there, they just seem to be in the wrong order!😂🥰☺️
A brown dog with white patches may be upside down, may be the right way up, it's hard to tell, but sure the whole dog is there in some form.A splodge of brown fur some white, there could be a dog amongst it, it's hard to tell, not even sure if it's the right way up, possibly ears, maybe a paw, really, they are there somewhere.
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Spiderkebab @spiderkebab.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
Galantine dinner last night, visited a lady who just returned from India, she left on a Thursday, 3 hours to get to & at the airport, a 9 hour flight, arrived & took an immediate 6 hour drive to the Taj Mahal, a lifelong dream of hers to see, it was shut, it's shut on a Friday.😬🫣😆
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Spiderkebab @spiderkebab.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Might have watched too many Murder She Wrote episodes, someone just died and Jessica Fletcher said I can small almond on his breath and I shouted out "Cyanide!". May need to get out more.
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Spiderkebab @spiderkebab.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
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a woman in a black shirt with a star on her chest says your conclusion is wrong
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Spiderkebab @spiderkebab.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
Go out make the Shhh sound as loud as you can, hope the dog understands Pavlovian conditioning & starts to quiet when he hears it, also breathe in for 3, hold for 3, breathe out for 3 resets the vagus nerve overriding a stress trigger may help. Other than that an alternative behaviour or sound camo.
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Spiderkebab @spiderkebab.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
I'm so out of the cultural loop when I saw The Eagles & Kendrick Lamar mentioned I thought it was because he'd invited The Eagles band to perform with him, so wtfdik, you can check out anytime you like, but you can never leave 🥰☺️ (English, old & chronicly non sporty in my poor defence).
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Jack Wallington @jackwallington.com · 08/02/2025
All compost bags in B&Q are peat free this year 👏🏼 now we just need Government to finish the almost complete peat based compost ban to protect our peat lands. The whole industry and customers are calling for it!
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Spiderkebab @spiderkebab.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
Today's walk. Big tree trunk hot chocolate Thursday!
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Spiderkebab @spiderkebab.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
It also looks looks like a bunny so technically it is a duck bunny ha ha!
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Spiderkebab @spiderkebab.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
My Duck head teapot lid, I haven't enjoyed making the teapot at all but loved doing the duck head lid. Gave me a chance to move away from the slab construction & add a bit of creativity. It's still not finished & I really do hate it☺️. It's so structured & I need more of a creative chaotic process 🥰😂
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Spiderkebab @spiderkebab.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
I've seen one of these in bloom and it's is still utterly fascinating that an actual flower like this exists, it is magnificently awesome🥰🌱
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Spiderkebab @spiderkebab.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Yes, good, thank you. I'm not eating the other half.... ...today😆
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Brigit Strawbridge @brigitstrawbridge.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
”Calloos” (the Orkney name for Long-tailed ducks) on the Peedie Sea - by artist and printmaker, Lisa Hooper More of this artist's very lovely prints, here: hoopoeprints.co.uk #birds #ducks #art #wildlife
Long-tailed ducks in calm waters. Man walking dog in distance
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Star Trek Minus Context @nocontexttrek1.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Star Trek Strange New Worlds scene. 
We're in engineering with Uhura and Hemmer. Hemmer is an Androian which means either very pasty white (Like Hemmer) or blue (like the other Andorians). He also has 2 antenna coming out of his head and some scarring loaf on his cheecks. There's a lot more awesome things about Hemmer but I'll stop there and say you should watch SNW. Here's he's looking a bit pained and talking while working on something. Closed caption reads, "I actually wanted to be a botanist. Love flora."Alt in pic 1
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Spiderkebab @spiderkebab.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
How much Chocolate trifle is enough? Asking for a friend* That *friend is me, who just ate half** the chocolate trifle. **Not the smal sized one, the big sized one, I may sleep a while....
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Henning @geohenning.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Greylag Goose / Graugans 🪶 #birding #photography 📷 Fujifilm X-T4 | XF70-300mm
Close-up shot of the head of a greylag goose, from sideways behind. Bright sun reflections from the water glowing around its head.
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Spiderkebab @spiderkebab.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
I don't think she is not mad anymore, or, I may just be under observation, I have no idea. Just hoping to follow the law so she doesn't get anything on me😂🐾😆🥰
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Spiderkebab @spiderkebab.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
But yes, I can see it does kinda look like it's a jacket upside down, but she is secure & it's not. I like that there's a clip & two D rings on this one, it feels extra secure if one of the parts fails, whereas her last harness was just one loop. Had that broke she'd have been off😅.
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Spiderkebab @spiderkebab.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
Nope. The D ring on the front is for the car seatbelt lead, the harness clips at her shoulder blades and two D rings attach to lead there. The body of the harness is against her chest correctly, & I know because it confused me so contrary to my normal behaviour I actually read the instructions😂🥰
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Spiderkebab @spiderkebab.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
Officer, that's a good looking officer, but don't let her hear you say it or she will arrest you, well, or just hard stare at you!🥰😆
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Spiderkebab @spiderkebab.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
Got Dog a new harness now she is just staring at me like an angry police dog and I feel guilty!
Small brown conker shiny Dog,  in new neon yellow harness staring me down and making me feel very guilty but I haven't even done anything officer woof! It wa'nt me I ain't done nuffink gov.
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Spiderkebab @spiderkebab.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
Oh yes, hadn't even thought of breakages or returns, food advice thanks, I'm going to start it for the enjoyment but don't want it to be like the porridge pot that never stops!😂But yes doing fairs and selling would move the hobby producy on 🥰
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Spiderkebab @spiderkebab.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
Ceramics. I've been offered a kiln for a reasonable price. Advice please, is it a folly or is it a viable creative outlet that has a market for selling little items like these? Obviously they will adapt & improve, but I don't want end up living in a house with 650 million ceramic objects😂.
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Johan Lennartsson @johanlennartsson.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
Eye to Eye A mallard hen, up close and personal, bathed in golden light 🦉🪶 #WildlifePhotography #DuckPortrait #NatureLovers #CloseUpPhotography #BirdWatching #GoldenHourMagic #NikonZ8 #Waterfowl #birds
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Spiderkebab @spiderkebab.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
Lazy/easy🫣 once you get the hang of it, permaculture, no dig & forest gardening, depending on space & it may counter all your tidy intuition but working with the soil, plants, layering, looking after the microorganisms fungi & bacteria, manage pest control with natural predators, it's still a lot🌱🥰👩‍🌾
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Spiderkebab @spiderkebab.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
Ceramics. Made a Nessie a la Blackpool holiday souvenir circa 1976😂🥰. Wanted to texture it with netting but used a grater instead. My little retro novelty!
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Spiderkebab @spiderkebab.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
Ceramics. Hot pig fresh out of the Kiln, first underglaze done, fired and ready for clear glaze. Will make him all sparkly and shiny. A lovely little fella!
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Spiderkebab @spiderkebab.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
Today's walk. Follwing the well worn animal paths through the bracken, probably following fox, deer, badger and other passing animals trails.
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Spiderkebab @spiderkebab.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
Today's walk, I found the wee beasties mother not far away today, just as well with this enormous predator hanging around.😊
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Spiderkebab @spiderkebab.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
shit, your post made me realise I even forget I've got an upstairs!
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Spiderkebab @spiderkebab.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
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Spiderkebab @spiderkebab.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
With videos of him doing sexy dances with his.....too soon?
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Spiderkebab @spiderkebab.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
If this was Owen Wilson going to Vince Vaughns wedding then, well, he'd be used to it.
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Spiderkebab @spiderkebab.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
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Spiderkebab @spiderkebab.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
Is this a trick question? Because the answer is always the full packet. So yes, I guess it's a trick question!
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Spiderkebab @spiderkebab.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
Web spinning dogs. Nah would still be cute, "Rooh wats ris coming out ma bum?", sniff, web sticks* to nose, *runs to mummy "Mummy!"
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Spiderkebab @spiderkebab.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Today's walk, came across this week beastie, alone in the wild, abandoned by it's mother, left now, to fend for itself, to make a den or divet to shelter in, nature can be cruel sometimes, hopefully it will make it through the night to dig another day tomorrow.🥰😂
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Spiderkebab @spiderkebab.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
I wish there was a bluesky facility to block and twitter copied.posts I came over here to get away from that. I don't want to give it ait or time or exposure.
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Spiderkebab @spiderkebab.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
Just messaged my nieces some loved childhood memories I treasure, little golden curls, lightsaber babysitting, presents on pillows, seems a good day to be thankful for the luxury of sharing the joys of childhood, not only did I get to share it with them as an Aunty I get to bank all those memories🥰.
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Spiderkebab @spiderkebab.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
A lovely walk bo us that we managed a break in the weather, it struck me it is dull, simple but still worthy, peaceful, calm, beautiful in its empty way. Today it was all mine, not another soul in sight.
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Spiderkebab @spiderkebab.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
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