david james keaton @spiderfrog.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Every time I try some fancy new cracker at Whole Foods. 000
david james keaton @spiderfrog.bsky.social · 10/10/2026♪ And if the elevated horror tries to bring you down, go crazy! ♪ 010
david james keaton @spiderfrog.bsky.social · 09/10/2026My dad when I would make him watch The Crow with me. 020
david james keaton @spiderfrog.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Received my first royalty statement for the reboot of Head Cleaner, and I'm told these numbers are very good. Over 2000 copies in the first six months, and this was a reissue with very little marketing. Thanks, everyone who picked it up! 110
david james keaton @spiderfrog.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Per Navy regulations, every cabin on this submarine was issued a mandatory copy of The Bachman Books. 000
david james keaton @spiderfrog.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Who wants to bet that this is the actual model of the sub used throughout the movie in the FX shots? 100
david james keaton @spiderfrog.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Perfect teeth. I always brushed. Art by Dyer Wilk 000
david james keaton @spiderfrog.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Rare sighting of the elusive Forest Squid. 000
david james keaton @spiderfrog.bsky.social · 01/10/2026It's finally time to hang up the Halloween decorations in my ears. 000
david james keaton @spiderfrog.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Next-level advertising/arm-wrestling risk at the video store. 010
david james keaton @spiderfrog.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Many people have told me to listen to this so I finally did. All my life I've avoided it strictly because of the cover. 011
david james keaton @spiderfrog.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Somewhere along the way the idea of someone turning your book into a movie became the ultimate goal. But the book is the thing, not the adaptation, right? Anyway, people told me a new movie called IT ENDS is a lot like this one. I'll watch it and report back! (blurb by @stephengrahamjones.com) 041
david james keaton @spiderfrog.bsky.social · 27/09/2026This is my assigned classroom this quarter. I only have 18 students. 000
david james keaton @spiderfrog.bsky.social · 25/09/2026This border skirmish has been going on since we moved to this neighborhood. They need to send in a tabby to facilitate peace talks. 020
david james keaton @spiderfrog.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I know I know but just listen to me for a second... I had to have it. I need to know* *if the sax player is in here 032
david james keaton @spiderfrog.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Trying to replicate how freaky it was when I finally noticed this thing. 000
david james keaton @spiderfrog.bsky.social · 19/09/2026"We've been here for hours. Just pick an album so we can go." 101
david james keaton @spiderfrog.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Fast-forwarding to find all the Lobo scenes. 020
david james keaton @spiderfrog.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I don't understand why Stevie Nicks would write such a notoriously heartwrenching song named after this little diner. The breakfast omelet wasn't even that great and the hashbrowns were... Wait what? Hold on [hand over earpiece]... Never mind. 100
david james keaton @spiderfrog.bsky.social · 17/09/2026This epic tale is more immerse than any book on tape. How did the money get into the TV? What was the ice cream incident?? Which DVD was he returning??? 000
david james keaton @spiderfrog.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Had a scary dream about Crispin Glover. Never meet your heroes. 000
david james keaton @spiderfrog.bsky.social · 14/09/2026There's at least 3 of these somewhere in this town. 000
david james keaton @spiderfrog.bsky.social · 14/09/2026If my kids ever find all of their favorite toys that they lost and I secretly replaced. 110
david james keaton @spiderfrog.bsky.social · 12/09/2026It's a testament to the original Krazy Glue ads that I have so many distinct childhood memories of being disappointed by its effectiveness. Also, how many hardhats were permanently stuck to girders? How many skyscrapers had to incorporate them into the structure? How many lives were lost that day? 000
david james keaton @spiderfrog.bsky.social · 11/09/2026When you pull out one of those thick potato chips folded up like a blanket. 010
david james keaton @spiderfrog.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Voice from the seat behind me: "I'm ready to look at something else besides this garbage truck." 000
david james keaton @spiderfrog.bsky.social · 08/09/2026If the pizza delivery guy rolls up in this, you're only getting a tiny piece. 000
david james keaton @spiderfrog.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Caught this little dude in the crab pot. Sent him back down with a shrimp for his trouble. 001
david james keaton @spiderfrog.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Pier fishing in "Santa Carla." We could hear all the screams from the boardwalk in the distance. 010
david james keaton @spiderfrog.bsky.social · 29/08/2026The Shards doing that thing where the maniac is the only one who enjoys melancholy music. 100
david james keaton @spiderfrog.bsky.social · 27/08/2026"If you're not going to make any friends you need to have a hobby." 000
david james keaton @spiderfrog.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Today dog poop got tracked all over the floors of our house. We don't own a dog. Someone apparently let their dog poop in our yard. I never thought I'd say this but for the first time ever I'm considering the nuclear option... Signage. 000
david james keaton @spiderfrog.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Some more withdrawn-from-library rescues. Hedberg Public Library in Wisconsin was apparently doing a big purge. I already have these, so if you want one let me know. They seemed worth saving from the grinder. (can't vouch for the green one) 130
david james keaton @spiderfrog.bsky.social · 22/08/2026The Jaws poster has always bugged me because the shark is gonna miss her. It should be more like this. 020
david james keaton @spiderfrog.bsky.social · 21/08/2026It's what's for dinner. Meat Loaf art by my sister, Erin Keaton. 010
david james keaton @spiderfrog.bsky.social · 21/08/2026♪ "Here comes the Pelham 1, 2, 3... It's all part of my fantaseeeeeeee" ♪ 000
david james keaton @spiderfrog.bsky.social · 21/08/2026When I'm walking around the block on garbage day and people are breaking down their boxes with scissors. 000
david james keaton @spiderfrog.bsky.social · 20/08/2026I've stopped looking for shrugs in Jack Reacher books and moved on to opening Ulysses at random to find butts. Wait, is a frump a butt? 000
david james keaton @spiderfrog.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Another melancholy day of Google alerts showing me more of Chuck Kinder's personal library on eBay and the books I'd sent him. I smiled seeing the picture of his face that I'd attempted to draw though. 010
david james keaton @spiderfrog.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Punished for exchanging a water filter through Amazon with a sticker full of red flags like "jerkers" and "beaters," and "jaw droppers." They knew what they were doing. 000
