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@spidercrimes.bsky.social
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they/them, late 20s 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️| 🇺🇸🇰🇷 | i will complain about my job and there's nothing you can do to stop me

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spider @spidercrimes.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
it's sooooooo satisfying to tell that asshole floater pharmacist 'no, I can't do that actually im supposed to be gone rn' like. get fucked lmao go do your actual job instead of standing around on ur phone doing fuckall
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Solaire 🔜 GATEway FATE 🐏 @solairelunaire.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
"but in these fleeting moments, there is a spark. blinding, brilliant..." #gpose | #gposers | #eclipsepose | #zenos
a gpose of shinryu over a black background, curled into a circle like an ouroboros and opening its mouth to swallow a bright, orange-white spark of light in front of its tail
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spider @spidercrimes.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
also what is it with old guys and trying to get me to smile like leave me aloneeeeeee im trying 2 work the transaction is over and your holding up the line
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spider @spidercrimes.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Haven't even clocked in yet and I wanna go home
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Kiana Mai @kianamai.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
all grown up
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regrettable ikemen @lalelulelo.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
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spider @spidercrimes.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Unforeseen downside of primarily wearing scrubs now is that i forgot how to put together a decent, temperature appropriate outfit
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HIGH LORD FALCON, OLIVKA RHO @livvywivvyy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"i would die for you, i would kill for you" okay but would you go to the store for me. would you goto the. store ive just had a really long day and theres nothing in the fridge. would you go buy ingredients and. and cook for me and would you get snacks too. also i need you to do the dishes
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COMMS CLOSED 🧃🔥 @chilijuicebox.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Re watched Perfect Blue! #fanart
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spider @spidercrimes.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
literally no one is looking forward to that one sexist jerk of a floater pharmacist becoming a semi-permanent member of our team until further notice
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🎴 高 | irene koh 🎴 @koh.money · 03/10/2026
oldie but goodie #aerti
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mayor of elfcat city @sourcandiz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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🍌 Cig @ MCM LONDON OCT 2P16 @cigardoesart.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
SILENT HILL 3 #cigart #silenthill
Fanart of Heather Mason from Silent Hill 3, she's leaning back against a bathroom wall in-between two sinks and mirrors. Blood drips from the tiled wall above her, with the Halo of the Sun sigil visible on one of the mirrors.
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YMR // 🎮 7.56 evercold waiting room @ymr18.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
yotsuyu. my one and only. #ffxivart #ffxiv #yotsuyu
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aj 🧃 lyse’s wife @fellyse.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
“…I don’t think the gods listen to people like me.” [ #ffxivart #lyse ]
digital artwork of Lyse Hext FFXIV . 
she holds a flag staff/pole, and it flows behind her.
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iwis🍓 @coiledfury.etheirys.social · 02/10/2026
i asked for my dessert a la mhigo and they forgot my order
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spider @spidercrimes.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I want to go home and I haven't even clocked in yet man this is such ass
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월 @mondayday.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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spider @spidercrimes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
my pharmacist was right, i really should stop seeing customers as people
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spider @spidercrimes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If one more person asks me to come in on one of my days off im genuinely going to kill myself in front of them
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spider @spidercrimes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
AND ITS HOT THE REST OF THE WEEK. WHERES THE JUSTICE 😭😭😭😭😭😭
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olyester 🌼 @cco00oo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
on sale
A digital painting of Leafeon

A leafeon naps in a basket of peppers at a produce stand bathed in sunlight. Partly eaten peppers sits nearby, while the price tag has been replaced with a half-off label: "leftovers" They're a bargain, so pepper stir-fry it is tonight. Now then... let's make sure we don't wake the little sleeper
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spider @spidercrimes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
how do i fujo out in these conditions. how is my himejoshi heart supposed to flourish when im at work with a bullshit schedule
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Miumiu @ling-4.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
#yotsuyu
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ren!!! @strwpup.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
do you think tataru had an outfit ready to go for when they found minfilia like she did for y'shtola and alisaie. is it gathering dust in the rising stones.
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spider @spidercrimes.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
i can't taste anything rn even though i could earlier this morning this sucks ass
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Asahi's Corrections Officer @ comm grind!!! @smuggestsage.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
(flirtatiously) lets get vaccinated together
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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
hi we're a website you have used for 20 years, we have no idea if you are over 18, send us a selfie. let us connect to your camera. can we get a booty pic with panties on and one without them on? can we also get 3 different pics of your boobs any position
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ΘΔ🏳️‍⚧️ the third strongest sylvi @silversoul164.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
its so funny how this week's mogtome is "go to fucking war" or "play mahjong one time" and most oomfs have chosen to go to fucking war
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Kifa @kifa.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
more lesbian #sefikura
Another sketch of lesbian sefikura with Sephiroth’s leaning into Cloud with a flirtatious and inquisitive look in her eyes. Cloud is too busy being hypnotized by her cleavage to notice. Both Cloud and Sephiroth are not cis women, what place on the gender spectrum they occupy is up to the viewer.
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Kifa @kifa.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Between a big ass throne and An evil lady’s lap theres only one correct seat #sefikura
Lesbian sefikura with puppet cloud sitting on Seph’s lap. Inspired by Seph’s huge fuck ass throne.
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lalage @lalage.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
oldie (but relevant again) (maybe) (???)
(during the Eden storyline) Ryne asks the warrior of light, "What was Shiva like? What do you think of when you think of ice?"an image of memories of ysayle reflected in shards of ice - her determination, her shattered hopes, beefing with Estinien, adoring moogles - and, in the center, our last memory of her, falling through the skiesThe warrior of light covers his face, unable to reply. "I don't know what Shiva was like," he thinks, "When I think of ice I think of my friend."
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🌱zaku (comms open zakuchu @ vgen!) @zakuchu.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
found some Riol doodles that I drew back in -checks watch- 2023...where is he YoshiP WHERE IS MR. FORREST
4 portraits of Riol Forrest: casually leaning on the wall, pushing his hair slightly frazzled, looking past a wall all sneaky like, and him looking super  extra cool and sexy doing a lunge with his knives guys I love Riol Forrest
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spider @spidercrimes.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
got out of a normal raid so bad it got me contemplating my life
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lore @ gateway fate!!! @fatewalker.etheirys.social · 21/09/2026
I'M FINALLY AN AL-IKLIL HAVER!!!! I'VE WANTED THIS DAMN MOUNT FOR YEARS!!!!! 🥹
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spider @spidercrimes.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
im moving again fuck my LIFE
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Neunian @neunian.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Commission! 🙂✨️ thank you!!! (^-^)/
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多玛寿喜烧 @kituochuanyi.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
#ff14
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iteratrum @iteratrum.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
freestyle comm for @scaleycat.bsky.social
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[Derogatory] @pioyua.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
his profile is so cute they should let me into elpis ill give emet selch a real reason to file a report
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spider @spidercrimes.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I'm so tired man
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spider @spidercrimes.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
it's only wednesday man this sucks
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spider @spidercrimes.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I DONT WANNA GO TO WORKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
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spider @spidercrimes.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
got scheduled two closing shifts in a row And we r ✨severely understaffed✨, if anyone wants to donate the new hair to me for morale hmu 😭 (haha jk... unless...?? 🫣)
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spider @spidercrimes.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
finally got a figmental weapon coffee 🎉🎉 hopefully it sells and my funds will grow 🙏
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emet-selch's forcefem aoe @ 7.56 SPOILERS!! @specterxiv.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
fun canon wol observation post from tumblr i'm sharing here because reblogging it isn't enough
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Meowdred Surana 🔆 7.56 spoilers @meowwwffxiv.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Estinien should mysteriously gain some beastmaster levels. His familiar would be a very aggressive black karakul with red eyes that he named Nidhogg the Younger.
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B'runi Masna-Nunh — In Mentor Hell 👑 @ver-caster.etheirys.social · 12/09/2026
A tale in several images
Tataru: I know what you're thinking: “Didn't she give arcanist a go before and get betrayed by her Carbuncle?” Yes and yes, but that was then and this is now!Tataru: Go, Carbuncle, go!Tataru: ...Tataru: Desertion is punishable by death! MY death!
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spider @spidercrimes.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
If someone talks to me before 9am I should be allowed to bite them
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spider @spidercrimes.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I said yes because im a fucking moron and hate myself apparently. I'm requesting time off in the upcoming weeks or im going to cry in front of them.
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