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Spicoli's Dad

@spicolisdad.bsky.social
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TV repairman with the ultimate set of tools. Designer/Illustrator/Artist, Writer, Ex-Chef, Guitarist-Rock/Metal Band Survivor, Whipple Survivor, Dogs,Pirates,Smugglers,Lost Boy,Gamer, Blue dot in the desert. "My kid is OK, he just smokes too much weed"

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Spicoli's Dad @spicolisdad.bsky.social · 6s
...I know the nation was weary of war...but in hindsight...they really should have just let Patton do his thing...
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Spicoli's Dad @spicolisdad.bsky.social · 4m
...because pacifism is low effort
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Hookcity - 🚫“War Plan” DMs Please 👊🏻🇺🇸🔥 🫣 @hookcity.bsky.social · 1h
My God, they all just suck as actual human beings
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Spicoli's Dad @spicolisdad.bsky.social · 39m
Ok gramps...that's enough hit the road
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Spicoli's Dad @spicolisdad.bsky.social · 1h
...something needs to be done about this invasion of wealthy foreign anchor rapists!
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Spicoli's Dad @spicolisdad.bsky.social · 1h
Okieslol
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Spicoli's Dad @spicolisdad.bsky.social · 1h
Yeah...inflateable compression sleeves, for peripheral artery disease, heart failure etc...they warn you about air travel
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Spicoli's Dad @spicolisdad.bsky.social · 2h
...Dubai?....we got one of those "anchor rapists"?
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Spicoli's Dad @spicolisdad.bsky.social · 2h
Survey Sez: Eating disorder or other serious wasting disease with a thick frosting of benzos
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Spicoli's Dad @spicolisdad.bsky.social · 3h
The head tip is what fat people or people with turkey/ vajayjay/ multi-chin necks do to make it appear less prominent in photographs.
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Spicoli's Dad @spicolisdad.bsky.social · 4h
80 years old... and still cannot be made to understand very rudimentary year 1 concepts of economics and trade. Wharton my ass...
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Spicoli's Dad @spicolisdad.bsky.social · 4h
Just off the cuff?...that's an eating disorder or other serious wasting illness
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Spicoli's Dad @spicolisdad.bsky.social · 6h
Susan Collins 30th birthday was Dec. 7th 1982 Your cake is pretty much baked by 30 Thats a 44 year old cake Don't eat that Simple
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Spicoli's Dad @spicolisdad.bsky.social · 7h
It's hard to give a coherent interview when you're required to oppose and defend maga at the same time... he's trying to balance on an edge that just doesn't exist...comes off like a dementia patient... Remember...they're all scum
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Spicoli's Dad @spicolisdad.bsky.social · 7h
7 companies playing hot potato with same money and debt?....what could go wrong?
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Spicoli's Dad @spicolisdad.bsky.social · 7h
Again...the selective memory this man is required to display to try and thread the needle of being both opposed to... and supportive of maga... just makes him come off like a dementia patient
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Spicoli's Dad @spicolisdad.bsky.social · 7h
I've dwelt 'mongst the uncivilized tribes out in the barbarian provinces for many decades... I know their ways and what they find mirthful... hear me when I say... this thing will topple over from the weight of the lead in the rifle bullets the tribesmen will (probably already are) put into it.
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Spicoli's Dad @spicolisdad.bsky.social · 7h
...yeah...if they don't carve themselves out an exemption- the lawyers are going to strip them to the bone over IP and liability concerns like a school of piranhas....
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Spicoli's Dad @spicolisdad.bsky.social · 7h
Epic
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Spicoli's Dad @spicolisdad.bsky.social · 7h
As an aside: An astonishing number of the worst ideas you've ever heard come out of the '55-65 sub-cohort of Generation Locust...dont take my word...start checking birthdays...you'll see....too much above ground nuke testing I think
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Spicoli's Dad @spicolisdad.bsky.social · 7h
When this guy starts showing up ...you know they're trying to throw the fight They drag him out whenever it looks like they have a sure thing and thus will have no excuse for not doing the big stuff... Shun/Heckle/ whatever....just run him off at any cost...past it..over...out to pasture
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Spicoli's Dad @spicolisdad.bsky.social · 7h
The plan seens to be something like: Turtle up...Coast the dips..preserve the status quo the donors want... and if they make it to the the other side intact- they'll inherit all the cool new powers T*urd invented for himself. Then Pretend it never happened and nothing major needs fixing.
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Spicoli's Dad @spicolisdad.bsky.social · 7h
Wilco man...lol...that place is messed up
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Spicoli's Dad @spicolisdad.bsky.social · 20h
Damn... Epic. Rarely has one comment been so appropriate to the moment. Followed. ✌️
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Spicoli's Dad @spicolisdad.bsky.social · 21h
...the wig is sewn into the hat...
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
STEWART: "That's the answer - if we let them do enough unfettered capitalism, we can apparently capitalism our way to socialism😬... but if the ultimate goal is to give money to the people, why wait? Why not just give us the $50 TRILLION now? -- STOP LYING TO US."
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Spicoli's Dad @spicolisdad.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
...buying yourself a 1.5% margin through bet on anything sites isn't a landslide
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
JON STEWART: “So in the FUTURE we WILL use A.I. to cure diseases… but right now it’s mostly murder, surveillance, and surge pricing for the McRib — What a trade! I’m getting the sense you guys might be full of shit.”
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Spicoli's Dad @spicolisdad.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
🎯 Yup.....this, or something real close to it... Because if he doesn't it's jail, angry mob, or exile
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Spicoli's Dad @spicolisdad.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This guy comes off like a dementia patient
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Spicoli's Dad @spicolisdad.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
We heard it. But there will be people that tell you "that isn't what he meant!" This basically amounts to: "Beating fascists with a bat is morally indefensible unless that bat is made of Ash. The important thing isn't beating fascists - The important thing is using the right kind of wood to do it"
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SDDPHOTO @sddphoto.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Is anyone going to talk about or do anything about the President of the United States suggesting a foreign nation demolish San Diego and LA? Anyone? Congress? Supremes? Psych hospital? Cabinet? GOP?
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Jennifer Shin - WTAF @jennifershin.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Let's make this easy. If you voted for him once, I'm not interested in your opinion on anything. If you voted for him 3 times, stay the fuck away from me.
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Wajahat Ali @wajali.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Can you imagine any other...ah, nevermind. Should be leading news for a week, a month, a day? But, nah, nothing. The President of the United States openly talking about taking out major American cities and the millions that live in them.
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Spicoli's Dad @spicolisdad.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Yeah...can't have him saying shit like that. This is all over but the crying.
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Seth Abramson @sethabramson.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Everything about her and everything about the way he interacts with her and everything about their relationship and everything about the US president going around the world with arm candy decades and decades younger than him is just thoroughly grotesque before you even consider that she's a cultist
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Khashoggi's Ghost @urocklive1.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Swell. Plotting their next insurrection.
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Spicoli's Dad @spicolisdad.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
....yeah ok man Get the hook, this guy is over.
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Spicoli's Dad @spicolisdad.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
dementia is always sad
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Spicoli's Dad @spicolisdad.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Once again...
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Spicoli's Dad @spicolisdad.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
...the yellow one is for Line Cooks nethers...lol
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Spicoli's Dad @spicolisdad.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
On the ranch we use the green one...its mentholated or something...they hate it and will keep their noses out. ✌️🐕
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Spicoli's Dad @spicolisdad.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
...did she ever get those weird teeth fixed?
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Spicoli's Dad @spicolisdad.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
...the kind of of groupie you send into 7-11 for some smokes and then drive off...
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Spicoli's Dad @spicolisdad.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
...forfeiting 80 years of global goodwill and sympathy is a helluva choice....seems to be going around...odd that it comes so close on the heels of a pandemic disease that starves the brain of oxygen and leaves your judgement horribly impaired....
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Spicoli's Dad @spicolisdad.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Owned
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Spicoli's Dad @spicolisdad.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Boom on your bitch ass! Heavy dose of truth right here.
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Spicoli's Dad @spicolisdad.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
TX Ranch Dog Pro tip: Gold Bond in the green can ($4-5)stops them licking anything you put it on. They vet will sell ya a $200 ointment
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Spicoli's Dad @spicolisdad.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Lol...nah
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Spicoli's Dad @spicolisdad.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Brood stock
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