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Spicoli's Dad

@spicolisdad.bsky.social
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TV repairman with the ultimate set of tools. Designer/Illustrator/Artist, Writer, Ex-Chef, Guitarist-Rock/Metal Band Survivor, Whipple Survivor, Dogs,Pirates,Smugglers,Lost Boy,Gamer, Blue dot in the desert. "My kid is OK, he just smokes too much weed"

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Spicoli's Dad @spicolisdad.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
...is anyone surprised?His own people put him out on the road to get him out of DC and try to finish him off organically-so they don't have to 25th/impeach him and predictably he's cratered out and come unhinged the last 2 weeks...rambling nonsense, coming out as bi (duh) etc. He's beyod over.
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Spicoli's Dad @spicolisdad.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Pretty clear he popped whatever was left of his mainspring recently...being cornered and doomed will do that to very very old men
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Spicoli's Dad @spicolisdad.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
The shit is finally starting to hit the fan internally in Russia so he's frantically trying to prop them up. Right now he has a "deal" but when the new bosses take over anything might happen with the kompromat. Shit, He'd just wire them some of that Elon cash if he thought he could get away with it
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Spicoli's Dad @spicolisdad.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I dont think this flies b 'cuz of the treason/civil unrest/republican mutiny it would likely spawn. but-this sounds like the kind of deranged scheme you'd cook up if you needed a premise to justify defending Russian oil interests w/our assets. "Hey If you don't want $10 diesel-we have to do this"
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Spicoli's Dad @spicolisdad.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Spicoli's Dad @spicolisdad.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
When this guy starts showing up ...you know they're trying to throw the fight They drag him out whenever it looks like they have a sure thing and thus will have no excuse for not doing the big stuff... Shun/Heckle/ whatever....just run him off at any cost...past it..over...out to pasture
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Spicoli's Dad @spicolisdad.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Sometimes you are given a chain that is too heavy to drag...and far too limp to push. 🤷‍♂️
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Spicoli's Dad @spicolisdad.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"Drone Port"...? Well...thats just any flat surface so...
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Spicoli's Dad @spicolisdad.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Surprise!...lol Good times right? ✌️
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Spicoli's Dad @spicolisdad.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Spicoli's Dad @spicolisdad.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
...ummm dude.....so like... you know your roof is on fire right?
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Spicoli's Dad @spicolisdad.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
On the brighter side ...Lindsey Graham is still dead
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Spicoli's Dad @spicolisdad.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
No...I'm not reading all that... It'll be lies and bullshit anyway- but one thing is for sure no way he wrote it- I know this because this wall of text exceeds by a huge margin all the words he's ever thought in his entire life
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Spicoli's Dad @spicolisdad.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Pretty sure the problem lies in the circled area....
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Spicoli's Dad @spicolisdad.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I've sailed a lot-sometimes the anchor becomes hopelessly stuck and you have to cut it loose so you can go on your way. Maga is like this-as are contrarians in general You have been gifted free will by the universe so you can choose to swim against a tide all you wish but you'll just drown tired
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Spicoli's Dad @spicolisdad.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Yeah sure ok... It was a high tech super secret "stealth crowd" not visible to the un-aided eye but like faith...if you believe it's there... it is... (Oh and no matter what you say about "proof" theres just no way he won those swing states ...you can literally see the lack of support)
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Spicoli's Dad @spicolisdad.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Cheesesteak, all the way-Rehoboth Beach style...hell yeah Where my Blue Hens at? ✌️😀🎸
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Spicoli's Dad @spicolisdad.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Same dude....
Ms Umbridge from Harry Potter
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Spicoli's Dad @spicolisdad.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
"Dad you coming to the big pot luck?" Dad: "Nope"
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Spicoli's Dad @spicolisdad.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Sometimes you inherit an enormous chain that is too limp to push and too heavy to drag. You cant change it but it does get lighter over time. Probsbly best to just try and bear it with grace and goodwill. Never been any different for anyone.
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Spicoli's Dad @spicolisdad.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
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Spicoli's Dad @spicolisdad.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Shut the fuck up Donny
Screen capture of John Goodman as Walter Sobchak in "The Big Lebowski"
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Spicoli's Dad @spicolisdad.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Seem to be in abundance lately....
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Spicoli's Dad @spicolisdad.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
...farewell and adieu to you fair Spanish ladies🎵
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Spicoli's Dad @spicolisdad.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
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Spicoli's Dad @spicolisdad.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
The "My job is my coffin" people need to go away. Find a hobby...you had a good run. Fly-fishing is nice... Time to cut the the anchor chains and sail on.
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Spicoli's Dad @spicolisdad.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
The boy-children have bad idols these days But perv goggles will pull them out of the dive - maybe pick up a sports gambling habit too-you wanna be flat undateable if you really want to impress a bunch of other men Which is totally normal for young het. dudes...totally un-twisted..🤷‍♂️
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Son: "Dad I can't get a date with a girl!"
Dad: "What have you tried?"
Son: Hanging with other dateless men, gaming with men, watching sports with men,taking in hours of male oriented content produced by 40-50 yr old conservative men, lots of porn,oh and misogynist influencers"

Dad: "Umm duuude?"
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Spicoli's Dad @spicolisdad.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Bustle
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Spicoli's Dad @spicolisdad.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Went Old school for supper- Stuffed shells, (ricotta, mozzy,parm,herbs) Nonnas two-can sauce, button shrooms, good mozzy, garlic bread (not shown) Simple and Epic
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Baked Stuffed shells,
(ricotta, mozzy,parm,herbs) Nonnas two-can sauce, button shrooms, good mozzy,
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Spicoli's Dad @spicolisdad.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
People need to watch more cartoons...
Image of an old school hand drill on a workbench
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Spicoli's Dad @spicolisdad.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
...these guys?... still?
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Spicoli's Dad @spicolisdad.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Dude gotta go.
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Spicoli's Dad @spicolisdad.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
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Spicoli's Dad @spicolisdad.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
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Spicoli's Dad @spicolisdad.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
You probably cant top "Leaning Tower of Feces"...but Judges would also have accepted "Butt Shelf", "Spice Rack", and "Rumble Seat" Feel free to add your own and we'll take it under advisement. ✌️
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Spicoli's Dad @spicolisdad.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Epic
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Spicoli's Dad @spicolisdad.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
RE: Zuckerberg yacht: We all watched cartoons, you'd think by now in a world with billions of people invested with free will..that billionaire yachts wouldn't be thing you'd even bother trying to have. This is an easy one...humanity whiffed it again...Dissapointing
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Spicoli's Dad @spicolisdad.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Why are billionaire yachts even still a thing? We all saw those cartoons growing up...this isn't hard... less phones, more stones
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Spicoli's Dad @spicolisdad.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
They all know perfectly well what you want - all of them- yours....theirs...all of them- it's just that they're paid very well to pretend not to. It stays just like this until the big dark money comes out. They will never vote for the pay cut though....which leaves the obligation of remedy to you
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Spicoli's Dad @spicolisdad.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
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Spicoli's Dad @spicolisdad.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
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Spicoli's Dad @spicolisdad.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I just see this...
Image of the Hyper-Chicken/Matcluck character from Futurama
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Spicoli's Dad @spicolisdad.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Ah yes... the Salt & Pepper Mafia... It's like a bad cough that won't go away... Lets point a camera at them ask them to weigh in with timely advice ...because everyone knows that theres absolutely no difference at all between now and 35 years ago.
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Spicoli's Dad @spicolisdad.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
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Spicoli's Dad @spicolisdad.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
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Spicoli's Dad @spicolisdad.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
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