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S Peter Davis

@speterdavis.com
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Columnist at large, former Cracked staff from its golden age. Now at speterdavis.substack.com and plato-was-a-dick.ghost.io. Too weird to live, too rare to die.

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S Peter Davis @speterdavis.com · 23m
This is actually fine because the constitution says that congress shall make no law establishing an official religion but it doesn't say anything about the defense secretary doing it unilaterally
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S Peter Davis @speterdavis.com · 19h
In the time it took you to type this you could have watched 0.005% of a movie
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S Peter Davis @speterdavis.com · 20h
Is that Loss?
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S Peter Davis @speterdavis.com · 28/09/2026
These people misrepresent their true motivations all the time. For all they complain about their tax dollars going to to the poor, when they see a propaganda ad demonizing the poor, they're upset because it's not misogynist or racist. It's not even the poor they really hate, it's just minorities.
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S Peter Davis @speterdavis.com · 28/09/2026
This raises the question- Who is Mrs. Scratchy? Or a dalliance? One night stand?
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S Peter Davis @speterdavis.com · 28/09/2026
Who is the woman in the picture? (I get it's AI but I'm assuming that's someone notable)
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S Peter Davis @speterdavis.com · 28/09/2026
I thought they were in milk for a moment
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S Peter Davis @speterdavis.com · 28/09/2026
I've also never heard a Taylor Swift song. I just stopped encountering pop music at some point, I guess I just stopped listening to the radio in the car.
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S Peter Davis @speterdavis.com · 28/09/2026
Brandon, Call Garette "Ratliff"
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S Peter Davis @speterdavis.com · 28/09/2026
"We should be more thoughtful and honest about the way we discuss the specific harms of data centers." "I am going to kill you."
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S Peter Davis @speterdavis.com · 27/09/2026
Bernie Sanders is going to start tweeting about Roko's Basilisk. 2026 is wild
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S Peter Davis @speterdavis.com · 27/09/2026
MAYBE I DO MILDRED
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S Peter Davis @speterdavis.com · 27/09/2026
Venn diagram with MeidasTouch followers will be a circle
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Cage @ridiculouscage.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"why would I deceive you?"
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S Peter Davis @speterdavis.com · 27/09/2026
I'm short-sighted and I forget to take my glasses to the movies all the time, this movie is for me
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S Peter Davis @speterdavis.com · 26/09/2026
Going to try this
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S Peter Davis @speterdavis.com · 26/09/2026
Streisand the fuck out of this thing
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S Peter Davis @speterdavis.com · 25/09/2026
DEI all the way down. Terrible.
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S Peter Davis @speterdavis.com · 24/09/2026
“Trump TV,” the new state media replacement for MSNBC and Politico, looks like it’s going great
571 viewers
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S Peter Davis @speterdavis.com · 24/09/2026
Why is he staring directly at me while he's doing this? What is this expression?
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S Peter Davis @speterdavis.com · 24/09/2026
Woimsday
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S Peter Davis @speterdavis.com · 23/09/2026
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S Peter Davis @speterdavis.com · 23/09/2026
We'll all just say nothing but our own name, like pokemons
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S Peter Davis @speterdavis.com · 23/09/2026
Grabbing you by the collar with both hands, white knuckled, neck veins bulging, and screaming "HOW TALL ARE WOMEN??"
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S Peter Davis @speterdavis.com · 23/09/2026
I'm fairly confident that this is being misreported, because Robert Eggers isn't that stupid? Most likely someone misinterpreted something, maybe even a joke.
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S Peter Davis @speterdavis.com · 23/09/2026
what are we doing here
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S Peter Davis @speterdavis.com · 22/09/2026
Who do you think David Ellison will hire as editor in chief of CNN? My guess is Joe Rogan.
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S Peter Davis @speterdavis.com · 22/09/2026
I look at Twitter occasionally (it's necessary unfortunately for what I write about) but it's hard to describe for people who don't go there just how bad it is. The density of not just racism but misogyny and all other flavors of hate. "Cut down on the right wing slop" my fat ass. It's Gab now.
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S Peter Davis @speterdavis.com · 22/09/2026
Sad to think they probably brought the Paul brothers to the White House only because the Tate brothers couldn't get bail
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S Peter Davis @speterdavis.com · 21/09/2026
If I see ads it's going to be un-sub-scrip-tion
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S Peter Davis @speterdavis.com · 20/09/2026
I've been keeping my gun tucked away of late because I can't keep up with the dictates of the circular firing squad
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S Peter Davis @speterdavis.com · 20/09/2026
Trump is finally going to put an end to ISIS terrorists pouring across the border from Virginia into DC
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S Peter Davis @speterdavis.com · 20/09/2026
"SHIT!"
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Alan Allport @alanallport.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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S Peter Davis @speterdavis.com · 18/09/2026
That prompted me to find out what Hayden Christensen has been doing and wow, he just kind of went away. They keep bringing him back to reprise Anakin in all these Star Wars TV shows
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S Peter Davis @speterdavis.com · 18/09/2026
Two decades ago when everyone was making fun of how bad the Twilight movies were, I never could have imagined that those would become two of my favorite actors
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S Peter Davis @speterdavis.com · 17/09/2026
I'm going to write such a scathing Yelp review, you better believe it
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S Peter Davis @speterdavis.com · 17/09/2026
I don't think she's ever suggested she has more than what she's already said?
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S Peter Davis @speterdavis.com · 16/09/2026
Are you people still trying to run the economy on classic math after all the cool kids have already moved on to Math 2?
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S Peter Davis @speterdavis.com · 16/09/2026
Oh yes
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S Peter Davis @speterdavis.com · 16/09/2026
lmao got him
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S Peter Davis @speterdavis.com · 16/09/2026
Revenge of the Nerds but they get revenge on the third world
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S Peter Davis @speterdavis.com · 15/09/2026
Is that because the trolleys will decide for themselves how many people they will run over?
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S Peter Davis @speterdavis.com · 15/09/2026
This is exactly the kind of message I do not want to see while everyone is having a discourse about rogue AI going self aware and taking over the internet
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S Peter Davis @speterdavis.com · 15/09/2026
Also anyone who takes Roko's Basilisk seriously thinks that any AI that is developed will personally torture anybody who didn't actively pursue its creation. Just typing that made my head hurt
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S Peter Davis @speterdavis.com · 15/09/2026
Boosting for coinage of the word "murderbinkie"
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S Peter Davis @speterdavis.com · 15/09/2026
I'm heel vagina
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S Peter Davis @speterdavis.com · 15/09/2026
Until just now I had forgotten that the Pentagon was even hit
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S Peter Davis @speterdavis.com · 14/09/2026
Cunk is the hero we need. She will save us.
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S Peter Davis @speterdavis.com · 12/09/2026
Critical Support to comrade *checks notes* uhh
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