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S Peter Davis

@speterdavis.com
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Columnist at large, former Cracked staff from its golden age. Now at speterdavis.substack.com and plato-was-a-dick.ghost.io. Too weird to live, too rare to die.

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S Peter Davis @speterdavis.com · 17h
Is that Loss?
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S Peter Davis @speterdavis.com · 24/09/2026
“Trump TV,” the new state media replacement for MSNBC and Politico, looks like it’s going great
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S Peter Davis @speterdavis.com · 23/09/2026
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S Peter Davis @speterdavis.com · 20/09/2026
"SHIT!"
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S Peter Davis @speterdavis.com · 11/09/2026
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S Peter Davis @speterdavis.com · 10/09/2026
I will swallow your soul
Me, swallowing your soul
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S Peter Davis @speterdavis.com · 10/09/2026
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S Peter Davis @speterdavis.com · 09/09/2026
It happened again
Scooby doo unmask meme: AGI = Plagiarized human effort
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S Peter Davis @speterdavis.com · 05/09/2026
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S Peter Davis @speterdavis.com · 02/09/2026
I'm putting together a team. New book from @gilduran.com arrived to add to my September reading list
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S Peter Davis @speterdavis.com · 28/08/2026
Welcome to Bluesky. Please familiarize yourself with the following accounts to understand the range of opinions it is acceptable to express
Batman rogues gallery from the 60s tv show
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S Peter Davis @speterdavis.com · 27/08/2026
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S Peter Davis @speterdavis.com · 21/08/2026
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S Peter Davis @speterdavis.com · 21/08/2026
I knew I recognized that imprint. They also published this recently:
The Zizians: Inside a Trans Death Cult by Andy Ngo
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S Peter Davis @speterdavis.com · 18/08/2026
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S Peter Davis @speterdavis.com · 14/08/2026
Michael
Michael Hobbes but it's just him saying woke 1 was crazy
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S Peter Davis @speterdavis.com · 11/08/2026
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S Peter Davis @speterdavis.com · 06/08/2026
Repost with your earliest childhood crush from film/tv Look I'm not a furry but this did something to me that was very confusing to a child
"Bridget" the unreasonably sexy Irish mouse from An American Tail
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S Peter Davis @speterdavis.com · 04/08/2026
This is just the sweetest reply to such an asshollish comment. I mean it's fine to hate a movie obviously but this sucks and Bruce Campbell is such a class act. I hate, hate, hate that he has cancer. (sorry if this is how you found out)
Twitter user: "@GroovyBruce i just wanted you to know as EP of all the Evil Deads the recent one Evil Dead: Burn flopped in my eyes 🤬🤬as i was watching it you made it into a love story it was a shitty move fr"

Bruce Campbell reply: "We love getting the kudos, so we have to take the lumps too. Sorry we lost you on this one."
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S Peter Davis @speterdavis.com · 04/08/2026
Then there's this
Real Steven Crowder video: "The Case for Fascism."
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S Peter Davis @speterdavis.com · 04/08/2026
Patrick Star unable to sleep because he's too angry about "can't spell brony without Byron"
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S Peter Davis @speterdavis.com · 03/08/2026
Groundhog day
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S Peter Davis @speterdavis.com · 01/08/2026
I wish I could remember the banger that earned me this medal a few years ago
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S Peter Davis @speterdavis.com · 31/07/2026
When lab leak folks talk about it being too coincidental for Covid to have emerged independent of the virology lab, I feel like most of them are picturing Wuhan is a little rural Chinese village in the shadow of this spooky lab like Dracula's castle, when in reality, this is Wuhan
sprawling metropolis extending beyond the horizon
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S Peter Davis @speterdavis.com · 28/07/2026
Spongebob split in half, one side says "fools" the other "their money"
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S Peter Davis @speterdavis.com · 25/07/2026
Paul Joseph Watson tweet: "The right is starting to get better at comedy and it's making lefties nervous"
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S Peter Davis @speterdavis.com · 21/07/2026
Should the average person be more afraid of the American rich, or Bigfoot?
Matt Taibbi tweet: "Should the average person be more afraid of the American rich, or Maoism?"
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S Peter Davis @speterdavis.com · 16/07/2026
The World Cup today, the Falklands tomorrow.
Krusty the Klown explaining the Falkland Islands dispute
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S Peter Davis @speterdavis.com · 15/07/2026
!!!!!
Steven CheungDog or something that looks like Steven Cheung
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S Peter Davis @speterdavis.com · 14/07/2026
5 inches though
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S Peter Davis @speterdavis.com · 14/07/2026
The total inability for centrists to grasp Mamdani’s popularity generates some truly boneheaded takes. That’s right Noah, everyone’s just hypnotized by his good looks, that’s gotta be it.
Noah Smith tweet: Zohran is bad, he's just hot. You want to think he's good because he's good looking. In the past, we toadied up to power; now, we toady up to a TikTok face.
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S Peter Davis @speterdavis.com · 14/07/2026
Apparently the reason for this was that Cruise appears in this movie with a lot of facial age prosthetic that makes him like like elderly Bob Odenkirk
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S Peter Davis @speterdavis.com · 13/07/2026
Team Daybreakers rise up
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S Peter Davis @speterdavis.com · 11/07/2026
Fuck Chris Kluwe, who incessantly defames real artists by accusing them of using AI if it looks too good, doubles and triples down to an insane conspiratorial degree when presented with evidence, then blocks and moves on to the next target when proven wrong beyond a doubt. Massive asshole.
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S Peter Davis @speterdavis.com · 10/07/2026
Dude what exactly do you think this is, or do you think Google street view is also in on it? At this point there is zero chance whatsoever that you will accept any photo evidence. I doubt you'd believe it if you were standing in front of it.
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S Peter Davis @speterdavis.com · 09/07/2026
This is interesting
Tweet response to Michael Tracey by pseuonymous account: hey Mike, it's Nat. don't know if you remember this – you mightve blacked out – but at a party in college in ~2010, you pinned me against a counter and tried to make out with me. I don't hold it against you, but it might make you an unreliable narrator on this particular subject.
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S Peter Davis @speterdavis.com · 09/07/2026
Oh good I was waiting for Tracey to chime in
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S Peter Davis @speterdavis.com · 08/07/2026
Finally in my hands some important reading material. One of my most eagerly anticipated preorders by @quinnslobodian.com and @bentarnoff.com even smells like fresh ink
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S Peter Davis @speterdavis.com · 07/07/2026
Elon Musk's maximally truth-seeking Grok expertly scrapes the zeitgeist and delivers the news succinctly as it breaks:
AI generated news headline: Tim Pool Faces Sexual Assault Allegations Amid Renewed Scrutiny of His Nazi Tattoo
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S Peter Davis @speterdavis.com · 06/07/2026
*taps the sign*
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S Peter Davis @speterdavis.com · 05/07/2026
Find someone who looks at you like this
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S Peter Davis @speterdavis.com · 03/07/2026
YOU WILL REGRET THIS!!
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S Peter Davis @speterdavis.com · 01/07/2026
MAGA talking heads today
When the 2nd Amendment includes personal nukes: Smug wojak says "Shall not be infringed." When the 14th Amendment includes Mexicans: Furious wojak says "NOT WHAT THE FRAMERS INTENDED"
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S Peter Davis @speterdavis.com · 29/06/2026
Here's a picture of Dick Van Dyke and Mel Brooks who are collectively older than nearly half of the US states
Here's a picture of Dick Van Dyke and Mel Brooks
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S Peter Davis @speterdavis.com · 29/06/2026
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S Peter Davis @speterdavis.com · 26/06/2026
"Soros is buying the election!! He must be stopped!!" The people buying the election:
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S Peter Davis @speterdavis.com · 22/06/2026
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S Peter Davis @speterdavis.com · 19/06/2026
"It's simple! We kill the Batman! AHAHAHA WAK WAK"
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S Peter Davis @speterdavis.com · 18/06/2026
Well this is a lie
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S Peter Davis @speterdavis.com · 17/06/2026
I am not ready for the Matt Taibbi fragile masculinity arc
On Twitter:
Taibbi: If Elliot Page were a man, “he” would expect to be mocked by men for saying something dumb online. His best friends might pull his briefs over his head or put him on a plane to Jakarta drunk or tattoo a bunghole on his forehead  while sleeping —  but a “trans person” doesn’t want this acceptance, but silence. Why?

Some other guy: Yea you’re a re**ed effeminate loser. You’re not the right messenger for this message

Taibbi: I’ve been called a lot of things, but “effeminate” is a new one. Should I have sired more children? Played different sports leagues? Been jailed for public drunkenness even more? I’m curious on this one
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