sperfur @sperfur.bsky.social · 18/08/2026This guy is going to play Mr. Potato Head in the l8ve action Toy Story. 000
Reposted by sperfurSalty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 13/07/2026Those who don’t learn from the pasta are doomed to reheat it I am not even sorry you read this 43738191
Reposted by sperfurBruce Wayne @brucewayne24.bsky.social · 12/06/2026@tcmustang.bsky.social @tonycrisler17.bsky.social @tonymcpan.bsky.social I just changed all passwords to Kenny. So they're all Kenny Loggins now.static.klipy.comKenny Loggins - I'm Alright PerformanceALT: Kenny Loggins - I'm Alright Performance 252
sperfur @sperfur.bsky.social · 24/07/2025I pledged to this movie at the Improv Class level. Can't wait to see it! I hope they have a role for Legal Eagle Devin Stone. www.kickstarter.com/projects/zac...kickstarter.comMock Trial: a Zach and Jess MockumentaryImprov duo Zach Reino and Jess McKenna (Off Book, Dropout.tv, Earwolf) are writing/starring in a film about high school mock trial! 040
Reposted by sperfurVery Important People @veryimportantpeople.dropout.tv · 24/04/2025🦜 Tonight, on an all-new episode of Very Important People - Claude McCaw (Alex Song-Xia) joins @vicmmic.bsky.social for an important convo on being evil. 1154530
sperfur @sperfur.bsky.social · 14/04/2025Taking life advice from @mariabamford.bsky.social . (Also: people you might know on FB who DM you right after you add them are in an MLM.) 150
sperfur @sperfur.bsky.social · 30/03/2025@infinitebadger.bsky.social and my many other trans friends and allies: I see you and I love you. 030
Reposted by sperfursperfur @sperfur.bsky.social · 11/01/2024Today's innovation to help get my shit together: DICE YOUR TO DOs! Requires a D4, D6, and D10 (or however many I can come up with...). Pomodoro timer optional. 061
sperfur @sperfur.bsky.social · 27/03/2025Good news! @paulrobalino.bsky.social and @vicmmic.bsky.social are coming to visit us here in Aruba!!!media.tenor.coma close up of a cat with its mouth open looking at the camera .Alt: a close up of a cat with its mouth open looking at the camera . 240
sperfur @sperfur.bsky.social · 02/03/2025I just got a call from a city coucil candidate. I told the guy I'd moved to Aruba. Then I said (in an upbeat voice), "I wish you luck in your campaign. Unless you're a Trump supporter, then I hope you jump off a cliff!" Then I remembered that ex-pats vote based on their last US address. 🤷♀️ 040
sperfur @sperfur.bsky.social · 02/03/2025@withak.bsky.social brought me Post Malone flavored Oreos from the US. Post Malone is DELICIOUS 030
sperfur @sperfur.bsky.social · 07/02/2025I stole a joke from @hankgreen.bsky.social 's comedy special on Dropout.tv youtu.be/ih6_YisTqas?... 120
sperfur @sperfur.bsky.social · 07/01/2025I picked up road trash with my grabber tool and took the bag out of the cart. The bottom brushed my leg and glass scratched me. Broken, dirt encrusted road glass. I sprayed the shit out of it with rubbing alcohol and am letting it dry. How fast am I going to get an exotic form of Aruban tetanus? 230
sperfur @sperfur.bsky.social · 05/01/2025Poetry: "If their heads were inserted any deeper into their rectums, they'd be able to poop out their eyeballs." letterboxd.com/diabolicalda...letterboxd.comA ½ review of White Noise (2022)This horrific mess is poorly written, ill-paced, overacted, and lacking in any sort of cohesion. Its tone shifts abruptly from family comedy to supernatural horror to mystery to suspense to family dra... 120
sperfur @sperfur.bsky.social · 25/12/2024Travis Kelce set 2 receiving records today. (Most KC TD receptions in 1 season and most receptions in the first 10 seasons of his career?) I went to look it up just now...and 2 weeks ago, he set 2 records with one catch. He. Is. Ridiculous. www.chiefs.com/video/travis...chiefs.comTravis Kelce Sets Two Records With Single CatchChiefs tight end Travis Kelce's 25-yard catch against Oakland on Sunday gave him more receptions than any player in team history and more receiving yards than any tight end in NFL history. 120
sperfur @sperfur.bsky.social · 20/12/2024Giant meatball sandwich, sticky & crispy pork, food pic distant stare. I call this place Bistro de Sucka de Boom Boom Kitten. (Bistro de Suikertuin) 150
sperfur @sperfur.bsky.social · 13/12/2024I had taped paper to the window to keep Charlie from taunting the neighbor dog, but that meant he couldn't see out, so he'd get on his tiptoes and look over the paper. I found some privacy window film, so now he can spy on the dog and (hopefully) the dog won't go nuts. 0260
sperfur @sperfur.bsky.social · 11/12/2024We had Surinamese for lunch. "Mmm, mother and child soup..." said @withak.bsky.social 050
sperfur @sperfur.bsky.social · 02/12/2024If all goes well, tomorrow I will bring home Roger. He got his name from here: youtu.be/vkZqpceHxbM?...youtu.beAsk A Ninja - Question 8 "Roger"YouTube video by Ask A Ninja 010
sperfur @sperfur.bsky.social · 01/12/2024Did you know that cats can stomp? Because Charles Meowley has gotten big enough that it feels like he's stomping on me when he climbs on my chest for a cuddle. 291
sperfur @sperfur.bsky.social · 17/11/2024@withak.bsky.social 's, "oh gawd she's taking another food pic" distant stare. 020
sperfur @sperfur.bsky.social · 17/11/2024Cheese. Let's talk cheese. What's your favorite cheese? How do you like to eat cheese? I like cheese on crackers. I call 'em chackers. 320
sperfur @sperfur.bsky.social · 17/11/2024@brennanleemulligan.bsky.social , we were in a grocery store the other day with no Oreos. I thought you should know. 🫶 100
sperfur @sperfur.bsky.social · 14/11/2024This is an article from The Onion, but they did actually purchase InfoWars IRL. 010
Reposted by sperfursperfur @sperfur.bsky.social · 18/07/2024Introduction to skorpuckles: Etymologists agree that not calling cows "mooses" was a missed opportunity. How much easier would it be to learn English if it was mooses that say moo? We can fix this, but first, we have to rename mooses: skorpuckles. Spread the word. Think of the children. 2123
sperfur @sperfur.bsky.social · 10/11/2024Weird Al, Steve Jay, Jon "Burmuda" Schwartz, and Ruben Valtierra ignore the audience's demands for an encore. They chat, check their phones, and look at their watches while we yell for more, eventually returning to play a few more. 030
sperfur @sperfur.bsky.social · 05/11/2024It's 3am, and I'm trying to read Mickey Roarke's mind. Today is not a normal day. 242
sperfur @sperfur.bsky.social · 01/11/2024youtube.com/shorts/xnJkg...youtube.comThey Can Dish It Out, But They Can't Take ItYouTube video by Steve Shives 011
sperfur @sperfur.bsky.social · 01/11/2024The pain relief I've experienced since moving to a desert island has been nothing short of amazing. So I became concerned when my pain began returning last week. Apparently, a tropical depression has been forming over the Caribbean, messing with the air pressure? Rude. Stupid weather. 040
Reposted by sperfursperfur @sperfur.bsky.social · 15/07/2024Add DC, Puerto Rico, and the Virgin Islands. North and South Dakota become Dakota. Wyoming, Montana, and Idaho become Wyomontandaho. That keeps the number of states at 50. My plan is perfect. 0105
sperfur @sperfur.bsky.social · 27/10/2024"I thought you said 'pornagra-fairy', but he doesn't have wings?" "I said 'pornogra-pharaoh.' Pornogra-fairy would just be ridiculous." (@withak.bsky.social is playing Yakuza: Like A Dragon) 031