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@sperfur.bsky.social
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Insane 7 year old is my vibe Let's talk Weird Al, Dropout.TV, Oxventure, Aruba. OCD, ADHD, and love to all the other Ds❣️ Show me your pets! She/her/they Skorpuckles! bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaamfj

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sperfur @sperfur.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
This guy is going to play Mr. Potato Head in the l8ve action Toy Story.
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The Mighty OCD @mightyocd.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Those who don’t learn from the pasta are doomed to reheat it I am not even sorry you read this
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…CJ…⭕️ @cookie89-89.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
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Bruce Wayne @brucewayne24.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
@tcmustang.bsky.social @tonycrisler17.bsky.social @tonymcpan.bsky.social I just changed all passwords to Kenny. So they're all Kenny Loggins now.
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Kenny Loggins - I'm Alright Performance
ALT: Kenny Loggins - I'm Alright Performance
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sperfur @sperfur.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
I pledged to this movie at the Improv Class level. Can't wait to see it! I hope they have a role for Legal Eagle Devin Stone. www.kickstarter.com/projects/zac...
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Mock Trial: a Zach and Jess Mockumentary
Improv duo Zach Reino and Jess McKenna (Off Book, Dropout.tv, Earwolf) are writing/starring in a film about high school mock trial!
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Very Important People @veryimportantpeople.dropout.tv · 24/04/2025
🦜 Tonight, on an all-new episode of Very Important People - Claude McCaw (Alex Song-Xia) joins @vicmmic.bsky.social for an important convo on being evil.
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sperfur @sperfur.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
Taking life advice from @mariabamford.bsky.social . (Also: people you might know on FB who DM you right after you add them are in an MLM.)
Someone I added back on Facebook, maybe I knew them?, "checking in" twice then saying they "have something really good to share" with me. My reply quotes Maria Bamford: "sure, I'll join your cult"
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sperfur @sperfur.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
Someone should put this on a cross stitch

Someone doesn't trust the new litter robot
So they pooped in the middle of the heart on the weighted companion cube
To express their displeasure
I suspect it was Steve
So I renamed him to Weighted Companion Cube Pooper, Inc
Because I also suspect he plans to franchise

OMG
We're going to make a million dollars on etsy
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sperfur @sperfur.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
@infinitebadger.bsky.social and my many other trans friends and allies: I see you and I love you.
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sperfur @sperfur.bsky.social · 11/01/2024
Today's innovation to help get my shit together: DICE YOUR TO DOs! Requires a D4, D6, and D10 (or however many I can come up with...). Pomodoro timer optional.
DICE YOUR TO DOs (5 tables): Purpose - 1)Housework 2)Move Prep 3) Freestyle 4)Rest OR Reroll, House - 1)Dishes 2)Laundry 3)Empty a surface 4)Trash 5)Dust 6)Reroll, Move - 1)Books/CDs/DVDs 2)Clothes 3)Research 4)Closet 5)Shelf 6)Corner 7)Papers 8)Kitchen 9)Pack 10)Reroll, Rest - 1)Sit 2)Make a list 3)Entertain cat 4) Hygiene, Time - 1)5m 2)10m 3)15m 4)25m 5)30m 6)Freestyle
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sperfur @sperfur.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
Good news! @paulrobalino.bsky.social and @vicmmic.bsky.social are coming to visit us here in Aruba!!!
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a close up of a cat with its mouth open looking at the camera .
Alt: a close up of a cat with its mouth open looking at the camera .
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sperfur @sperfur.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
But her emails
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sperfur @sperfur.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
I just got a call from a city coucil candidate. I told the guy I'd moved to Aruba. Then I said (in an upbeat voice), "I wish you luck in your campaign. Unless you're a Trump supporter, then I hope you jump off a cliff!" Then I remembered that ex-pats vote based on their last US address. 🤷‍♀️
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sperfur @sperfur.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
March 2, 2025, 11:50am
My feet propped oup next to a coconut tree.
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sperfur @sperfur.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
@withak.bsky.social brought me Post Malone flavored Oreos from the US. Post Malone is DELICIOUS
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sperfur @sperfur.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
I stole a joke from @hankgreen.bsky.social 's comedy special on Dropout.tv youtu.be/ih6_YisTqas?...
Killier cockroaches in this / Almost as fun as killer jello / Almost ... is there a movie with killer jello / Attack of the killer generic gelatin blob ... Kraft didn't want to be associated with the screenplay ... They told me to stop writing them letters / You know what / What / I think you're making that up
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sperfur @sperfur.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
I picked up road trash with my grabber tool and took the bag out of the cart. The bottom brushed my leg and glass scratched me. Broken, dirt encrusted road glass. I sprayed the shit out of it with rubbing alcohol and am letting it dry. How fast am I going to get an exotic form of Aruban tetanus?
Scratch on my leg from tetanus glass
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sperfur @sperfur.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
Poetry: "If their heads were inserted any deeper into their rectums, they'd be able to poop out their eyeballs." letterboxd.com/diabolicalda...
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A ½ review of White Noise (2022)
This horrific mess is poorly written, ill-paced, overacted, and lacking in any sort of cohesion. Its tone shifts abruptly from family comedy to supernatural horror to mystery to suspense to family dra...
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sperfur @sperfur.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
House made juice at LA Tavola.
Mango orange mint juice next to an empty coffee cup.
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sperfur @sperfur.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Travis Kelce set 2 receiving records today. (Most KC TD receptions in 1 season and most receptions in the first 10 seasons of his career?) I went to look it up just now...and 2 weeks ago, he set 2 records with one catch. He. Is. Ridiculous. www.chiefs.com/video/travis...
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Travis Kelce Sets Two Records With Single Catch
Chiefs tight end Travis Kelce's 25-yard catch against Oakland on Sunday gave him more receptions than any player in team history and more receiving yards than any tight end in NFL history.
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sperfur @sperfur.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
Giant meatball sandwich, sticky & crispy pork, food pic distant stare. I call this place Bistro de Sucka de Boom Boom Kitten. (Bistro de Suikertuin)
@withak sporting his food pic distant state over the restaurant table.
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sperfur @sperfur.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
I forgot to post a picture of the view
We ate on a pier, looking over a marina. Dozens of boats in the background, a dog sleeping on an outdoor couch in the foreground, ocean in between.
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sperfur @sperfur.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
Paella and swordfish at The Fish House
Orange paella topped with shrimps and mussels, swordfish fillers in the background
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sperfur @sperfur.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
I had taped paper to the window to keep Charlie from taunting the neighbor dog, but that meant he couldn't see out, so he'd get on his tiptoes and look over the paper. I found some privacy window film, so now he can spy on the dog and (hopefully) the dog won't go nuts.
Kitten void Charles Meowley peers through the clear stripes in the frosted window film.
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sperfur @sperfur.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
We had Surinamese for lunch. "Mmm, mother and child soup..." said @withak.bsky.social
Chicken soup with boiled egg. Rice and hot sauce on the side. It was soooo good.
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sperfur @sperfur.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
I thought about this post all day. It me!
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sperfur @sperfur.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Roger the Ninja car!
Three people pose in front of a black BYD Dolphin Mini named Roger the Ninja
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sperfur @sperfur.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
@frothyruminations.bsky.social
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sperfur @sperfur.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
@frothyruminations.bsky.social
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sperfur @sperfur.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
If all goes well, tomorrow I will bring home Roger. He got his name from here: youtu.be/vkZqpceHxbM?...
youtu.be
Ask A Ninja - Question 8 "Roger"
YouTube video by Ask A Ninja
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sperfur @sperfur.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
If you haven't already, here's a little reminder:
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sperfur @sperfur.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Did you know that cats can stomp? Because Charles Meowley has gotten big enough that it feels like he's stomping on me when he climbs on my chest for a cuddle.
Kitten void Charles Meowley doing a blep
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sperfur @sperfur.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
I didn't know this!
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sperfur @sperfur.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Go Taylor's boyfriend woooo
Creamsicle Jasper and orange chonk Steve (in his Kansas city Chiefs tshirt) snuggle yin yang on a fur covered cat bed
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sperfur @sperfur.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
@withak.bsky.social 's, "oh gawd she's taking another food pic" distant stare.
Withak stares off in the distance while patiently indulging my need to take a photo of our iced coffees
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sperfur @sperfur.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Cheese. Let's talk cheese. What's your favorite cheese? How do you like to eat cheese? I like cheese on crackers. I call 'em chackers.
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sperfur @sperfur.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
@brennanleemulligan.bsky.social , we were in a grocery store the other day with no Oreos. I thought you should know. 🫶
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sperfur @sperfur.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
This is an article from The Onion, but they did actually purchase InfoWars IRL.
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sperfur @sperfur.bsky.social · 18/07/2024
Introduction to skorpuckles: Etymologists agree that not calling cows "mooses" was a missed opportunity. How much easier would it be to learn English if it was mooses that say moo? We can fix this, but first, we have to rename mooses: skorpuckles. Spread the word. Think of the children.
This skorpuckle wants you to stop calling him a moose
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sperfur @sperfur.bsky.social · 10/11/2024
Weird Al, Steve Jay, Jon "Burmuda" Schwartz, and Ruben Valtierra ignore the audience's demands for an encore. They chat, check their phones, and look at their watches while we yell for more, eventually returning to play a few more.
Weird Al, Steve Jay, Jon "Burmuda" Schwartz, and Ruben Valtierra ignore the audience's demands for an encore.
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sperfur @sperfur.bsky.social · 10/11/2024
Taylor Swift is a secret fey / Is she? / Did you see the Chiefs game? If you slow the last play down and watch it frame by frame, you can almost see her turn into her fey form and interfere in the last kick / Ok, I can do it at halftime / squint and tilt your head / I think I saw her. Amazing.
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sperfur @sperfur.bsky.social · 10/11/2024
Taylor Swift is a secret fey
Orange chonk Steve in his Kansas City Chiefs tshirt. He has a secret.
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sperfur @sperfur.bsky.social · 05/11/2024
It's 3am, and I'm trying to read Mickey Roarke's mind. Today is not a normal day.
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sperfur @sperfur.bsky.social · 01/11/2024
youtube.com/shorts/xnJkg...
youtube.com
They Can Dish It Out, But They Can't Take It
YouTube video by Steve Shives
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sperfur @sperfur.bsky.social · 01/11/2024
The pain relief I've experienced since moving to a desert island has been nothing short of amazing. So I became concerned when my pain began returning last week. Apparently, a tropical depression has been forming over the Caribbean, messing with the air pressure? Rude. Stupid weather.
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sperfur @sperfur.bsky.social · 15/07/2024
Add DC, Puerto Rico, and the Virgin Islands. North and South Dakota become Dakota. Wyoming, Montana, and Idaho become Wyomontandaho. That keeps the number of states at 50. My plan is perfect.
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sperfur @sperfur.bsky.social · 27/10/2024
GO TAYLOR'S BOYFRIEND
Laying down watching football with orange chonk Steve, wearing our Chiefs tshirts
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sperfur @sperfur.bsky.social · 27/10/2024
Steve is rooting for Taylor's boyfriend
Orange chonk Steve wearing Kansas City Chiefs tshirt
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sperfur @sperfur.bsky.social · 27/10/2024
"I thought you said 'pornagra-fairy', but he doesn't have wings?" "I said 'pornogra-pharaoh.' Pornogra-fairy would just be ridiculous." (@withak.bsky.social is playing Yakuza: Like A Dragon)
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