omg spees @spees.bsky.social · 20/03/2026just logged on to post that critical update. okay bye love you 160
omg spees @spees.bsky.social · 21/02/2026gotta say, ChatGPT picked a superb spot for meeting an imaginary soulmate. I was wracking my brain trying to remember where the bench was before the article confirmed there wasn't one 010
omg spees @spees.bsky.social · 21/02/2026idk what it is with the outlying areas of Santa Barbara County and weirdos but it sure likes to attract them or maybe all smallish beach towns are like that and I just happen to be particularly familiar with the area 100
omg spees @spees.bsky.social · 21/02/2026yeah this is the scenario I'm thinking of. usually because of either learned helpelessness or just talking out of their ass, or both. 000
omg spees @spees.bsky.social · 20/02/2026literally the only legitimate use case I can think of is voice sexting, for the replay value 000
omg spees @spees.bsky.social · 20/02/2026maybe time for a "wow, I just found the speech to text button on my phone's keyboard! it's actually really easy, here let me show you" 010
omg spees @spees.bsky.social · 20/02/2026it's hard to be clever with both hands tied behind your back 020
omg spees @spees.bsky.social · 20/02/2026the number of bangers I don't post because they involve topics I don't want to get into on this account 140
omg spees @spees.bsky.social · 20/02/2026the drop-down search suggestions when I type "[term I remember] vs" are a godsend, but it can only help if I actually think to do that before my brain conflates the two 000
omg spees @spees.bsky.social · 20/02/2026I'm aware that it's serious because it's trivial to look up terms I know, but it's much harder to do a reverse lookup on a concept I can't describe well and don't fully realize is a separate thing, especially when the search results are polluted by a term in the query that gets used a lot 100
omg spees @spees.bsky.social · 20/02/2026I think I learned the concept of pathological demand avoidance years ago, but somewhere along the way my brain forgot the actual word and I started conflating it with "oppositional defiance." or referring to it as "like, mild oppositional defiance?" because I'm aware that ODD is much more serious 100
omg spees @spees.bsky.social · 20/02/2026manifesting the former for you 🤞🏻 I'm trying in a mirror rn. it works better if I start with a half-smile and then tilt my head a little, but I think if I were to try to do it in situ I'd be thinking about it so hard that I'd look like a deer in headlights. like 😳😉 but with the mouth the same 010
omg spees @spees.bsky.social · 20/02/2026tangent but I was also reminded recently that I can't frown. my mouth doesn't curve downward hardly at all. like :( is more curved than my mouth can go. I'm like :| 130
omg spees @spees.bsky.social · 20/02/2026in fact I think I specifically associate winking with cartoons maybe it's like cocking an eyebrow. the sort of thing that only looks good when your facial muscles are set up for it 240
omg spees @spees.bsky.social · 20/02/2026like it's gotta be pretty rare right? or is there a whole parallel universe right outside my door of people who wink all the time irl, and I just never noticed? 140
omg spees @spees.bsky.social · 20/02/2026like I remember reading this thread and thinking, "wait, people actually do that? and make it look good?" and now every time someone winks in a book I'm reading I think about it 160
omg spees @spees.bsky.social · 20/02/2026winking in particular just feels contrived and physically unnatural. I don't think I've winked at someone on purpose more than five times in my life. even as a joke it's just not a thing in my body language repertoire but that could be a me thing. we've already established that I'm fuckin weird 160
omg spees @spees.bsky.social · 20/02/2026not that I purport myself to be any kind of authority on flirting. the opposite, in fact in retrospect, I'm not sure I've ever known how to flirt 150
omg spees @spees.bsky.social · 20/02/2026do people actually wink at other people? to like, flirt? like is this a thing that actually happens naturally in the real world, or is it just a way for authors and Hollywood writers to evoke flirtatious intent in lieu of dragging the audience through hours of dialogue? 350
omg spees @spees.bsky.social · 20/02/2026like that time my parents paid money to name a star after me for my birthday 020
omg spees @spees.bsky.social · 19/02/2026is clapping when a someone drops a plate of food white culture? because I hate that shit 060
Reposted by omg speesHazel Weakly @hazelweakly.me · 14/02/2026Has our brain tried a GC collection algorithm that doesn’t have a stop the world mark and sweep phase? Could be interesting. Hmu, biology, I’d like less sleep pauses please 0223
Reposted by omg speesAnna Holmes @annabookwriter.bsky.social · 14/02/2026Yeah, hi, I’m a person with “mobility challenges” (excuse me while I hurl). What we want, by and large, are not expensive, heavy devices that will “help us walk again”, but ramps. I know, it’s not sexy, as technology invented before Christ, but it is overlooked in favor of…this. Repeatedly. 511690427
Reposted by omg speesKait Richardson 🥔 @thryse.com · 14/02/2026*extends battered tin bowl* plz may I have money for room and food and poasting tomorrow 097
Reposted by omg speesemily s. @emily.news · 14/02/2026*wisely* your cuticles are like 3D printers for fingernails 1192
omg spees @spees.bsky.social · 14/02/2026every day I wake up with my bangs in full-on pompadour mode 010
omg spees @spees.bsky.social · 11/02/2026okay the helicopters are much more intense than usual. unless they're prop planes? 000
Reposted by omg speesSam Levin @samtlevin.bsky.social · 11/02/2026NEW: Jonathon Redondo-Rosales, a 36-year-old LA protester, spent six months in jail accused of assaulting a federal officer with a *cloth hat.* A judge tossed out the DOJ’s case, accusing govt of acting in “bad faith” and engaging in “prosecutorial harassment“ that could “chill lawful protest”theguardian.comCase dismissed against LA protester accused of assaulting federal officer with cloth hatJudge says US government acted in ‘bad faith’ in case of Jonathon Redondo-Rosales, 36, who spent six months in jail 4630471119
omg spees @spees.bsky.social · 11/02/2026I've found that the liquid plumr hair eliminator gel in the green bottle actually is more effective than the regular stuff. hurts the soul to use the entire bottle at once but it actually got rid of two different stubborn clogs permanently after months of repeatedly using the other stuff 000
omg spees @spees.bsky.social · 08/02/2026shit sorry, I somehow missed how much it broke accessibility. fucking unacceptable I'm glad you got the older device working for you at least 010
omg spees @spees.bsky.social · 07/02/2026ohhh so we are the same type of nerd. I knew I liked you for a reason 110
omg spees @spees.bsky.social · 07/02/2026it's a mess but I got used to it pretty quickly. I have a low tolerance for most ux friction but I can handle the wonky appearance until they fix it all. especially since the guy responsible for it left and has been replaced by someone supposedly very good 110
omg spees @spees.bsky.social · 07/02/2026no, I don't think the alt-right has anything to do with it. guns have been used as a metaphor for penises for literally centuries 100
