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Light the cigarettes, everybody have a good one!

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Jack @spectraljack.bsky.social · 14h
There’s nothing quite like getting a new cat to remind you how much you still miss your old cat
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Jack @spectraljack.bsky.social · 19h
One of the tutors and new friends here was asking me about the Buddhist book I’m reading asked me what I’ve been getting from (my albeit casual) practice and honestly letting go of being pissed off about nothing because it’s intoxicating just to feel a strong emotion has got to be the biggest thing
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Jack @spectraljack.bsky.social · 19h
Righteous anger against injustice? Yeah I got that. Whining about shit to feed my own misery? Can’t be me!
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Jack @spectraljack.bsky.social · 19h
The bitchy complainers at work have met me in a very bitching and complaining doesn’t really do much to make my life better stage of my life
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Jack @spectraljack.bsky.social · 19h
Me: I’ve been trying to rile our son a little, butch him up Hayley: yeah, spending all day in bed with women is GAY
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gracie @iluvrabbitz.bsky.social · 22h
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Jack @spectraljack.bsky.social · 22h
“You can’t spell hurt without H R T EEEEEHEEHEHEHEHE” “Looks like this lady transgender was a pathetic man’s ender EEEEEEEHEEHEHEHEH” “I just got my prescription for testosterBONE EEEEEEHEHEHEHEHEHE”
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spooky lilli @toomanymouths.bsky.social · 22h
replace /tttt/ trans speak with cryptkeeper-style puns
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Jack @spectraljack.bsky.social · 22h
Caroline Cash should have drawn a worse hat if she wanted us to hate it so much!
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Jack @spectraljack.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I’m doing my part
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Jack @spectraljack.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Dude the staff at my centers are SO gay
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Jack @spectraljack.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Gorgeous!! Wishing your dad a speedy recovery 💜💜
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Jack @spectraljack.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Little man’s chillin
Absolutely zonko orange tabby
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Jack @spectraljack.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
sometimes y'all like a genre i don't really go for.... which? i'll never tell ;)
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Jack @spectraljack.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The gay husbands in Weapons:
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Jack @spectraljack.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
the thing about cis people being in remedial gender is that i'm gonna go to the vet and best case scenario they get my gender right and call me Burt's mom when in reality I am very much Burt's dad and there's no way to explain that. there's no pronoun box for fatherhood.
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Jack @spectraljack.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Forging a bond with Burt by sharing that I’ve also been neutered
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Jack @spectraljack.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Forging a bond with Burt by sharing that I’ve also been neutered
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Jack @spectraljack.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Sometimes it’s good to startle Burt out of the bed because then he remembers to do a basic bodily function for the first time in 24 hours
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Jack @spectraljack.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
these street fests gotta be more focused. if it's an apple festival i better only see apple shit. why is your twice proofed sourdough pizza shop here. you didn't even make an apple pizza. we have to dismantle t mobile brick by brick.
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Jack @spectraljack.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Why gun nut Reba McEntire kinda dress like me
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Jack @spectraljack.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Tremors got a lotta beautiful trucks
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Jack @spectraljack.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
One thing I love about the public library in the era of streaming and two day shipping is the wait. Love to anticipate. Love to look forward to something.
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Jack @spectraljack.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I had a couple of Coltrane records in high school but not Giant Steps! Adding it to my list :)
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Jack @spectraljack.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
chicago public library system is so big and incredible, i love it. they keep them at the huge main branch downtown, so sometimes it takes weeks to months to get them in, but it's a real treat to get to listen to great albums without paying reissue prices!
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Jack @spectraljack.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Why Burt? Why Burt? Burt Lancatster
Handsome picture of Burt Lancaster
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Jack @spectraljack.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
damn i wish they had the telluride sessions! love time (the revelator). i wonder if i can go to the main downtown branch and just walk the LP stacks sometime....
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Jack @spectraljack.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
these are great!! a couple of heard but a few i haven't! thank you :) i love my local public library
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Jack @spectraljack.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I’m serious. What’s some shit I ain’t heard?
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Jack @spectraljack.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This house is a HOME again
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Jack @spectraljack.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Okay what like classic records should i check out from the library? Talkin jazz, blues, soul, country, what y’all like?
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Dia Lacina @dialacina.com · 04/10/2026
You have been visited by "Le Boulanger Américain" oh no!
Scene from Michael Clayton of Tom Wilkinson with a truckload of baguette under his arm, looking intensely disturbed
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Jack @spectraljack.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I got the blues
Vinyl album of B.B. King’s Live in Cook County jail
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Jack @spectraljack.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
We've been trying to adopt him for over a MONTH! he had some minor health issues and it was nice that the shelter took such good care of him. night 2 he's already in bed with us, little man is the beloved only child of two mid 30s lesbians.
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Jack @spectraljack.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Man of the house
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Jack @spectraljack.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Little man came out and slept in bed with us last night. Meet: BURT
A handsome little butch with a sweet orange tabby in her lapSweet little orange tabby in bedBig butch with arm around an orange tabby, who is an angel
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pork, cheese, broccoli rabe @garlicbuffalo.gobirds.biz · 04/10/2026
“for winning the title, Zucca received bragging rights for a year, a trophy with a piece of a curb on it, and $76 to pay for his next parking ticket.”
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Competition was tight at the first Philadelphia Parallel Parking Association Championship
Hundreds of backseat drivers gathered in Headhouse Plaza on Saturday to watch 14 people park their cars.
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Jack @spectraljack.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
god yes
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Jack @spectraljack.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
star wars loves to be like “here’s that main character you know”
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Jack @spectraljack.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The Butch Coalition would like to extend a formal invitation to Alice
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Jack @spectraljack.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Okay wait Friday the 13th is really fucking good
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Jack @spectraljack.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
“Michael Meyers doesn‘t have the juice” -Hayley about famous movie serial killer Michael Meyer!!!!
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Jack @spectraljack.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I am being sooooooooo secretive right now hehe
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Jack @spectraljack.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
oh it does, she just doesn't seem to be the intense psychological horror fan that i am, she likes goofy and slimy (which i also love!)
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Jack @spectraljack.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
i bought donuts for a coworker's birthday and my SOLIDARITY HEART was like "well i can't bring donuts past security and not give them any but a dozen won't be enough for everyone" so i bought BESPOKE DONUT HOLES for security and then? THEN? NO ONE AT EITHER SECURITY STATION WANTED ANY
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Jack @spectraljack.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
like listen, it's the college's fault we don't have full time positions for this job. be mad at them. don't take this out on her. also, like. we talk! we all know you're acting like this and it makes us trust and respect you less! dummies!
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Jack @spectraljack.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
you're not gonna believe this but it's the straight white bosses acting this way. yeah we're understaffed and you have to hire again. this woman needs health insurance. she told me she had to not go to the ER the other day bc she couldn't afford it. get stuffed, losers!
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Jack @spectraljack.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
we talked over today (i went over to see her, we never got to work together) and told her again that she's doing the right thing and she told me the director (our boss) and the writing center coordinators (not bosses but like you know. kinda.) just refuse to speak to her. grow up! she got insurance!
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o faquir da dor @tropigotico.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Jack @spectraljack.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
One of the coordinators brought his HUSBAND by today, gays are winning at community college
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