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Light the cigarettes, everybody have a good one!

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Jack @spectraljack.bsky.social · 14h
you can talk to me or my son whenever you want
A handsome lil butch with her handsome little orange cat
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Jack @spectraljack.bsky.social · 19h
grandpa simpson
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Jack @spectraljack.bsky.social · 21h
Skeleton being asked “ARE YOU A CHICAGO VOTER” and the skeleton replies “I’M AT WORK”
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Jack @spectraljack.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
I just want to know if he can read
People also ask
Is Shaggy Rogers autistic?
Is Shaggy canonically a pothead?
Is Scooby-Doo LGBTQ?
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Jack @spectraljack.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
This is how a real man treats a woman
My goofy orange tabby absolutely knackered chilling in my lap with a big arm holding him close
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Jack @spectraljack.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
I see my future in him lmao
Text message:
The student we were just talking to outside just went up to a staff member who was mopping the floor, and looked into the bucket and said “can I get a drink of that?” LOL
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Jack @spectraljack.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Looking for some leg exercises for Burt and found a fuckin Star War creature
Absolutely scrungled cat giving a grumpy look while a human puts a lil weighted bow on his pawMr. Scrungle the cat with a bow around his neckThe Scrungler standing on an exercise toy
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Jack @spectraljack.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Absolutely the fuck not y’all are gonna be annoying about this for three days
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Jack @spectraljack.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
keeping my little free library safe from evil looks like this little bitch shrugged his last
Ayn Rand’s Atlas Shrugged. I’m holding it in front of a trash can. Atlas Shrugged in the TRASH
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Jack @spectraljack.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
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Jack @spectraljack.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Lmao shout out ComEd, we were all wondering why half the lights went out
Dear City Colleges community,
 
Our utility company has issued notice to City Colleges to limit electricity consumption. In our commitment to energy efficiency, sustainability, and in response to this request, City Colleges is reducing electricity consumption while maintaining operations, effective immediately, Tuesday, October 13, 2026.
 
Classes and activities continue as scheduled. 

However, you may experience the following temporary conditions at our facilities:
Reduced lighting in hallways and common areas
Lower air conditioning levels
Reduced access to elevators
We appreciate your cooperation and patience.
 
Sincerely,
City Colleges of Chicago
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Jack @spectraljack.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Woman of the people
Taped up sign reminding people to get their bikes out of bike room or else management will dispose. I’m reflecting in the glass of the door.
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Jack @spectraljack.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Also check out this fuckin scorpio
Man baring his chest and he’s got a whole damn scorpio pendant. It’s too big. Also right after this Vincent Price cuts his heart out.
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Jack @spectraljack.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
My man
Vincent Price all done up surrounded by a lot of candles and he is FROWNIN
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Jack @spectraljack.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Roasted delicata squash and red onion with fried mushrooms and a za’atar feta yogurt sauce
A beautiful plate of food, described above
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Jack @spectraljack.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
here’s me smilin
Handsome woman smiling
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Jack @spectraljack.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Me and Uncle Tony
Handsome woman frowning in front of a poster of Tony Soprano
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Jack @spectraljack.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
The greatest feature at the library
You just saved $52.99 by using your library. You have saved $5,148.74 this past year and $6,277.62 since you began using the library!
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Jack @spectraljack.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Finally getting to this one, what a fucking cover
Hard cover copy of Rachel Pollack’s Unquenchable Fire. It’s got this cool lady floating with some kind obelisk head thing
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Jack @spectraljack.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Nic Cage in Wild at Heart. He’s wearing a sick jacket and he says “this is a snake skin jacket, it’s a symbol of my individuality and my belief in personal freedom”
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Jack @spectraljack.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Little orange tabby exploring the living roomThe Tiger
by Nael, age 6
From They’re Singing a Song in Their Rocket

The tiger 
He destroyed his cage
Yes
YES
The tiger is out
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Jack @spectraljack.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Still can’t tell if he likes me
An orange tabby on a handsome woman’s chest. He is headbutting the woman’s face. Orange tabby practically laying on a woman’s face
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Jack @spectraljack.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Oh shit! Here they come!
Outdoor chess table. Someone has drawn many chess pieces in chalk. The queen is saying “Oh shit! Here they come!”
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Jack @spectraljack.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Little man’s chillin
Absolutely zonko orange tabby
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Jack @spectraljack.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Why Burt? Why Burt? Burt Lancatster
Handsome picture of Burt Lancaster
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Jack @spectraljack.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I got the blues
Vinyl album of B.B. King’s Live in Cook County jail
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Jack @spectraljack.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Little man came out and slept in bed with us last night. Meet: BURT
A handsome little butch with a sweet orange tabby in her lapSweet little orange tabby in bedBig butch with arm around an orange tabby, who is an angel
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Jack @spectraljack.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Like people are fucking pissed
"Last week, 96% of our members voted to authorize a strike with 91% turnout. That is not a small group of frustrated people. That is a workforce speaking with one voice," said Tony Johnston, president of the Cook County College Teachers Union
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Jack @spectraljack.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Another day in the life of a beautiful woman
A beautiful masked woman with a hand dyed bandana. She’s so pretty wow.
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Jack @spectraljack.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I choose to live a different way
My muted words list. Included are severance, outie, outies, and innie.
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Jack @spectraljack.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Pazz and Jop top singles 1913
Picture of Danny Boyle. The blog post is titled “Top Picks: Danny Boy…”
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Jack @spectraljack.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
RIP Orson Welles, in another life you would have been a legendary hot dog eating champion
As fans of the eating sections of old Guinness books of world records will surmise, this figure has been surpassed on numerous occasions. Some stomachs, by way of heredity or prolonged daily gourmandism, are roomier than average. Orson Welles’s was one such stomach. According to the owners of Pink’s hot dog stand in L.A., the voluminous director once sat down and finished off eighteen franks.
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Jack @spectraljack.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
God made me a woman, feeding me after midnight made me a Gremlin
A handsome woman smoking a pipe wearing a Gremlins shirt
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Jack @spectraljack.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
LUMPY EGG
It’s a real lumpy egg. Bizarre.
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Jack @spectraljack.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
kissing
I’m kissing a damn metal cow!
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Jack @spectraljack.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Doing big things on the misogynistic heterosexual party games
Crimes are now legal. Stealing is sacred. Take the steak knife - it’s yours. April 1805 
Napoleon is master of Europe
Only the British Fleet stands before him
Oceans are now battlefields
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Jack @spectraljack.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Preparing to cause a scene at the Libertyville regional mini chain steakhouse that we won’t even get to eat at
A butch is licking her butch’s face
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Jack @spectraljack.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
On our way to the heterosexual bridal shower
Two handsome butches all butched up for the party
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Jack @spectraljack.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It’s called taste 💅🏻
Randy Travis - Storms of Life lp
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Jack @spectraljack.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Finding common ground
Text message

My Dad: loved Bush

Me: loves bush
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Jack @spectraljack.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
she surprised me with a haircut ahh
Handsome fella with a nice new do
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Jack @spectraljack.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Gonna make u this
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Jack @spectraljack.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Man we can’t have shit. I’ve been on letterboxd for 12 years.
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Jack @spectraljack.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
My man
Hayley on the train holding onto a pole
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Jack @spectraljack.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Me :)
one more hour of work gf meme
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Jack @spectraljack.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Lol
Political position

Before 1872:
Left-wing
1872–1876:
Centre-left
1876–1884:
Centre-right
After 1884:
Right-wing
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Jack @spectraljack.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
They got Hothead Paisan at the Chicago Public Library
Library listing for Hothead Paisan: Homicidal Lesbian Terrorist
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Jack @spectraljack.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Been goin PJ mode lately
Handsome woman out and about in the city Cover of PJ Harvey’s Stories From the City, Stories From the Sea
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Jack @spectraljack.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
This one was nutty. Took leftover pork tenderloin and the pan sauce and put it over roasted cauliflower with oil and lemon, with dates and pistachios.
Perfect pork tenderloin slices drizzled with a niagra grape and shallot pan sauce (which today I zhuzhed up with whole grain mustard) over charred cauliflower with lemon and oil dressing, dates and pistachios, and a sprinkling of fresh thyme from our herb garden.
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Jack @spectraljack.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
My man
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