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Light the cigarettes, everybody have a good one!

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Jack @spectraljack.bsky.social · 54m
Fuck a primary bread winner, I wanna be the primary head giver you feel me?
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Jack @spectraljack.bsky.social · 1h
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: change your last name, fuck your dad he don‘t got shit on you
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Jack @spectraljack.bsky.social · 1h
Why do I want to fuck a droideka
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Jack @spectraljack.bsky.social · 1h
Gendered food is so funny wym the luna bar is the first bar made “for women“ it’s lemon and like crisped rice or something
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Jack @spectraljack.bsky.social · 3h
LIFE ON EARTH IS TOO PRECIOUS TO QUANTIFY
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Jack @spectraljack.bsky.social · 4h
Women love when you bolt out of bed and immediately start improvising a song about euphemisms for piss
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Jack @spectraljack.bsky.social · 12h
Imagine being a metal and not even being magnetic. Humiliating.
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Jack @spectraljack.bsky.social · 13h
The sheer fucking hubris of releasing a triple album like who the fuck do you think you are, george harrison?
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Jack @spectraljack.bsky.social · 13h
Pazz and Jop top singles 1913
Picture of Danny Boyle. The blog post is titled “Top Picks: Danny Boy…”
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Jack @spectraljack.bsky.social · 15h
a thing i do like in zcom is that when it’s evac time you better fucking cut and run like hell
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Jack @spectraljack.bsky.social · 16h
I talk a lot of shit about video games but honestly? Video games are one of the most beautiful things in the world
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Jack @spectraljack.bsky.social · 16h
Obsessed they didn’t include the two girls that had orchis in the ball count
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Chappell Ellison @chappelltracker.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
today's hardware designers could never conceive of what Kazuo Kawasaki was doing in 1996
A colorful retro computer setup featuring a purple keyboard, a small teal touchpad, and a teal circular CD-ROM drive with a matching keypad-style controller resting on top. The hardware is arranged against a dark background in a vivid purple-and-turquoise color scheme.
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Jack @spectraljack.bsky.social · 18h
I haaaaaaate when cis people I like slip and misgender me. like fuck i loved you and now it’ll always just be a thing to get between us. It was a good apology tho, just “sorry, I didn’t mean that”
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Jack @spectraljack.bsky.social · 19h
Made the older lesbian tutor laugh today so now I can die a fulfilled woman
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Pregame Empire @pregameempire.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Pitt has a dude called Meat Shop
UNIVERSITY OF PITTSBURGH FOOTBALL
MEDIA CONFERENCE
September 26, 2026
Demetrice McCray
Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, USA
Press Conference
Pitt 59, Bucknell O
Q. Tell us about the nickname.
DEMETRICE MCCRAY: My nickname, "Meat Shop," I really got it from when I was in high school, I would say my junior year of high school. I already had the name "Meat." So they used to call me "Meat" and "Meathead," and then my coach, he was just like, this guy is unstoppable, like he's really like a 24-7 meat shop, like he's always open.
So that's where I get "Meat Shop" from.
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Jack @spectraljack.bsky.social · 20h
I hate logging in to instagram dot com like within four seconds i accidentally unmute and a video starts yelling at me at full volume
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Jack @spectraljack.bsky.social · 21h
Every single day I meet 3 new people who are weirder and more interesting than anyone I met in nearly 3 years at northwestern. I don’t know how I’m ever going to leave.
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Nothings Monstered @nothingsmonstrd.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Bruce Springsteen & Clarence Clemens
Black and white photograph of Bruce Springsteen and Clarence Clemons kissing on stage. I would date this as the late 1970s by how skinny Springsteen is t. hey're both wearing tank tops and Clarence is wearing leather pants
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Jack @spectraljack.bsky.social · 22h
Watching the staff meeting recording and of course they talk about city colleges giving us free new york times access, fucking sigh man
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Jack @spectraljack.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If i was a no pussy gettin mfer and i saw all these trans women suckin n fuckin i’d be mad too!!! How i do that 🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪
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Jack @spectraljack.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
i live when a woman is bizarre
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Jack @spectraljack.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Austin TV fucks so hard goddamn
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Jack @spectraljack.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Writing a AAA game must be so boring. Just make the characters say their exact motivations in the blandest terms imaginable. Put no cunt into it.
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Jack @spectraljack.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
i am working on hating less but i hate it 😝
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molly @mollymoss.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
watched design for living tonight and folks i gotta come clean. i was barking like a dog. one of the horniest movies I've ever seen in my life
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molly @mollymoss.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
femdom throuple where she berates you against each other to reach your full potential as artists? what were they cooking in pre code hollywood
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Jack @spectraljack.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
they should let jedi have normal amounts of normal looking lightsabers again
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Jack @spectraljack.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
putting together my best four operatives and coincidentally, it’s a girl squad 💪🏻
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Jack @spectraljack.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
One thing about working public facing is at scale, lotta these cis women tall as fuck They don’t tell you about tall cis women
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Jack @spectraljack.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
When given the opportunity, I will always play a middle aged or older woman in a video game
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Jack @spectraljack.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Not Jacques Pépin stewing prunes in V8 jesus christ
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Jack @spectraljack.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
twitter feels like a lifetime ago
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Jack @spectraljack.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I SUPPORT WOMEN’S TRIB
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Jack @spectraljack.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
MAKING KABOCHA STIR FRY!!!!!!!!! WE EATIN1!!!!!!!!!!
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Jack @spectraljack.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
They do make less harmful cigarettes they’re just not as sexy because they don’t kill you as much
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Jack @spectraljack.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Drinking sucks so bad, least cool mood altering substance
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Jack @spectraljack.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
When a friend you haven’t talked to in a year(s) reaches out🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲 >>>>>
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Jack @spectraljack.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It’s so easy to not get yelled at by trans women on websites, I do it every day
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Cammy! @camelliagrass.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
acceptance
a yellow bumper sticker with black letters reading as follows: KEEP HONKING! I'm Listening To HONKING
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Jack @spectraljack.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
RIP Orson Welles, in another life you would have been a legendary hot dog eating champion
As fans of the eating sections of old Guinness books of world records will surmise, this figure has been surpassed on numerous occasions. Some stomachs, by way of heredity or prolonged daily gourmandism, are roomier than average. Orson Welles’s was one such stomach. According to the owners of Pink’s hot dog stand in L.A., the voluminous director once sat down and finished off eighteen franks.
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Jack @spectraljack.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Not me and the trans masc tutor being mistaken for each other 💀
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Jack @spectraljack.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Goodnight bitches
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Jack @spectraljack.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Legendary performance
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Rob Zacny @robzacny.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This Senate caucus is incredibly unfit. On the one hand you have a generational labor struggle for athletes whose earnings have been stolen to the tune of billions and on the other you have Uga and a bunch of ADs who think slavery is an important competitive balance tool and they picked the mascot.
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Jack @spectraljack.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Durbin voting yes on his way out the door
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Jack @spectraljack.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Eating cookie dough from my brown butter chocolate chunk pecan cookies #genius
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sarah clark (they) @sarahclark.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
mentholated pillow
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Jack @spectraljack.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
making something of a potion that i'm calling "orange cough syrup", it's simple syrup made from juiced mandarins and fennel seeds and fronds, it's sooooooo medicinal
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Jack @spectraljack.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Many of my followers
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