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crab rangooner @spawnofsagan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

someone recently told me that writers should never use fantasy races as an analogue for real world minorities and i’ve never wanted to punch someone in their media illiterate teeth so badly

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crab rangooner @spawnofsagan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

if you thought americans were good at voting against their own interests just wait until you meet a brazilian

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crab rangooner @spawnofsagan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

truck tried merging into my lane bc i was in their blind spot. gave em the horn, they gave me the bird. so i braked hard at the next red light, nearly got rear ended and got the horn. it was at this point they remembered they were in a company car and disappeared into traffic. anyway, bullying works

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crab rangooner @spawnofsagan.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

i think the only reason so many cis white men are pro life is because to them its an acceptable form of feminism and think it will get them laid

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crab rangooner @spawnofsagan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

i think its okay to dunk on evil people for being ugly

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crab rangooner @spawnofsagan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

saw a political ad that used the phrase “the Kamala Harris agenda” without a trace of irony and it sent me spiraling. these people are like a fuckin speak and spell. the saddest part is that it works.

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crab rangooner @spawnofsagan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

someone at work asked me if the training videos were boring enough to put me to sleep and i was just like nah i’m on way too many medications for that

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crab rangooner @spawnofsagan.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

nobody tell the ai people about the 12 principles of animation

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crab rangooner @spawnofsagan.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

get you a wife who drains your phone’s battery while you’re at the office

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crab rangooner @spawnofsagan.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

clavicular has been cancelmaxxing

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crab rangooner @spawnofsagan.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

in the planning stages of my diabolical plot to have bidets installed in all the office bathrooms

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crab rangooner @spawnofsagan.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

sometimes it feels like we’re already living in the ruins of our own empire

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crab rangooner @spawnofsagan.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

so we have to call him the Secretary of War but we can’t call the war he’s leading a war? god damn we live in the dumbest possible timeline.

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crab rangooner @spawnofsagan.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

i don’t care about your race, gender, culture or creed. i don’t want anyone peeing near me period.

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crab rangooner @spawnofsagan.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

they should make a movie about a guy who stops 9/11

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crab rangooner @spawnofsagan.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

don’t forget to convert to islam for kirkentine’s day 🏳️‍🌈

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crab rangooner @spawnofsagan.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

my biggest takeaway from today’s direct is that the Legend of Zelda movie will be called “Legend of Zelda.” groundbreaking stuff.

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Retro Game Art 🎮🖼️🍂👻🦇 @retrogameart.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time ad (1998) #retro #art #gaming #Zelda

The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time ad
Nintendo
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Patrick Wyman @patrickwyman.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

John C. Calhoun wasn't a conservative; he was a radical. Stephen Miller isn't a conservative; he's a radical. "Tradition" isn't a real thing that once existed and we can go back to, or something worth conserving, but an imaginary place that they'll destroy the current world to create.

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videogame history @vghistory.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

the legend of zelda: link's awakening dx, print ad, excerpt, game boy color (1999) archive.org/details/nint...

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crab rangooner @spawnofsagan.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

i can understand and rationalize that the low flying fighter jets over my house are from the nearby air show, but i can still hold onto the hope that Canada has come to liberate us and bring democracy

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crab rangooner @spawnofsagan.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

got my mail in ballot but i’ll be voting in person. i see a letter of any sort with Frank LaRose’s name on it and its going in the trash

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crab rangooner @spawnofsagan.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Married With Children walked so that It’s Always Sunny could run

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crab rangooner @spawnofsagan.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Beast of Reincarnation is a good game

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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 28/02/2026

The purpose of this website is to help unburden your brain by releasing horrible sentences that live in there like demons

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crab rangooner @spawnofsagan.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Toy Story 1: “this CGI stuff all just looks like plastic” Toy Story 5: “holy shit they all look just like plastic”

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crab rangooner @spawnofsagan.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

i think she’s done. just missing some convenience holes for cables and maybe one last buff and varnish

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crab rangooner @spawnofsagan.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

coming along nicely. stain tomorrow :)

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crab rangooner @spawnofsagan.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

my doctor said its okay to eat doritos for dinner as long as you use them as a vehicle for guac

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crab rangooner @spawnofsagan.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

word to the wise don’t try to troll gen Z auth-right christians, they’ll bombard you with the dumbest memes imaginable as a replacement for any attempt at discourse

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crab rangooner @spawnofsagan.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

exhibiting deeply unemployed behavior

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crab rangooner @spawnofsagan.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

i’m no physicist, but if you say the word “hot” while holding something hot, it becomes less hot

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crab rangooner @spawnofsagan.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

i play enough golf video games that i can no longer be in denial about it. i like golf.

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crab rangooner @spawnofsagan.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

this is the exact kind of moralism weak minded people use to prop themselves up so they never have to confront a complex thought or feeling

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crab rangooner @spawnofsagan.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

from a cassette tape in my mother’s minivan to my bluesky feed. hell yeah Raffi

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crab rangooner @spawnofsagan.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

while i’m eternally grateful to be included in a list among all time skeeters, it is regrettable how many more of you must now suffer me

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crab rangooner @spawnofsagan.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

person: “work is so stressful” me, unemployed: “you should quit”

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crab rangooner @spawnofsagan.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

i think a big part of my body dysmorphia is that i hate wearing underwear

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Standard Issue Computing @standardissuecomputing.blog · 09/08/2026

just found these Super Mario Bros. 3 McDonald’s Happy Meal toys while cleaning

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crab rangooner @spawnofsagan.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

the succession contest arc of HxH is so peak its unreal. god bless togashi for continuing to tell the story he wants to tell in spite of shonen jump beating him down for decades. at least now he’s in a spot where he can tell it at his own pace.

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