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@spawnofsagan.bsky.social
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crab rangooner @spawnofsagan.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
lego dice tower :)
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crab rangooner @spawnofsagan.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Beast of Reincarnation is a good game
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crab rangooner @spawnofsagan.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Cleveland Art Museum rips
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crab rangooner @spawnofsagan.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
i think she’s done. just missing some convenience holes for cables and maybe one last buff and varnish
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crab rangooner @spawnofsagan.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
coming along nicely. stain tomorrow :)
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crab rangooner @spawnofsagan.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
DnD table phase one complete
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crab rangooner @spawnofsagan.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
exhibiting deeply unemployed behavior
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crab rangooner @spawnofsagan.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
wonder if this dude knew he was destined to be a chronic drunk driver
Tiger Woods competing at the 1997 Masters Golf Tournament with his caddie, some guy named Fluff
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crab rangooner @spawnofsagan.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
look at my art, i guess
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crab rangooner @spawnofsagan.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
in a dystopian world inundated by increasingly convincing AI slop, i’m glad we still get stuff like this
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crab rangooner @spawnofsagan.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
presented without context
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crab rangooner @spawnofsagan.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
me in the comment section of Amy Acton’s IG page
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crab rangooner @spawnofsagan.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
this week i’ve been called “blue maga” “fascist” “moderate” “not a real member of the lgbt community” so here’s the face card to prove em all wrong
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crab rangooner @spawnofsagan.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
flash before your eyes
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crab rangooner @spawnofsagan.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
telling people I’m a burn pit victim from the Iraq war if they make fun of me for being a mask wearing lib
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crab rangooner @spawnofsagan.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
safety first
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crab rangooner @spawnofsagan.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
i also raised this tiny siamese demon from the size of a chicken nugget and she’s a terror
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crab rangooner @spawnofsagan.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
evil demon who i love w my whole heart
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crab rangooner @spawnofsagan.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
rip doom
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crab rangooner @spawnofsagan.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
i don’t usually consider collecting media an investment but holy shit
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crab rangooner @spawnofsagan.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
this cured my carpal tunnel
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crab rangooner @spawnofsagan.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
snowflakes a WaPo won’t even let you downvote their promoted content on reddit. bezos paid good money for that propaganda after all.
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crab rangooner @spawnofsagan.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
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crab rangooner @spawnofsagan.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
timeline cleanse with sexy mothman
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crab rangooner @spawnofsagan.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
not reposting or tagging cuz i don’t want the smoke. just wanted to bitch about shit like this. if you consume a piece of media and get triggered because there’s a not very nice person in it, i’m sorry but you’re just a fucking weenie. that said the piece of media i’m referencing is very well done
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crab rangooner @spawnofsagan.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
love finding a meme in the wild
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crab rangooner @spawnofsagan.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
got a BK cup with my favorite Star Wars character: Flingo Derp
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crab rangooner @spawnofsagan.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
not gonna lie this hit harder when i was 15
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crab rangooner @spawnofsagan.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
same flavor as this book my dad dumped on me as a teenager. no he did not read it.
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crab rangooner @spawnofsagan.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
wish i could still send away for the rest of the trading cards in the set 🥲
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crab rangooner @spawnofsagan.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
more goodies from japan 😎
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crab rangooner @spawnofsagan.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
should I play Demon’s Souls in SD?
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crab rangooner @spawnofsagan.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
got some all timers in here
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crab rangooner @spawnofsagan.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
may or may not have seen 50+ sealed VHS tapes worth of Star Trek The Next Generation episodes at the local thrift and I may or may not have bought all of them
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crab rangooner @spawnofsagan.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
consulting the BradyGames Strategy Guide from my adjustable side table as if it is the Holy Texts
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crab rangooner @spawnofsagan.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
its PS2 summer (by my own declaration) and this is the year i finally play all the way through Star Ocean Till the End of Time. featuring progress of the PS2 collection shelf 🤙
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crab rangooner @spawnofsagan.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
my work meeting was changed from in person to virtual
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crab rangooner @spawnofsagan.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
i’m such a huge shill that i went and got the green & purple accented switch 2 joycons. i just think they’re nice
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crab rangooner @spawnofsagan.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
same, Morris. same.
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crab rangooner @spawnofsagan.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
i may have created a masterpiece
eggegg sangwich
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crab rangooner @spawnofsagan.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
*italian voice* that’s-a spicy pillow!!!
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crab rangooner @spawnofsagan.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
gonna hop on this #randomgamesaturday thing since i have a stack of Japanese Saturn games to dig thru. gonna give Arcana Strikes a go cuz i love a good deck builder and i’m a sucker for late 90s anime aesthetic
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crab rangooner @spawnofsagan.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
when I’m an American moderate and I need to be performatively outraged about something that I fundamentally do not understand
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crab rangooner @spawnofsagan.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
every single couple at this wedding and i’m not even joking
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crab rangooner @spawnofsagan.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
not a single owl in sight let alone a superb one. you can’t even imagine how disappointed i am
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crab rangooner @spawnofsagan.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
lotsa birds in the big oak tree yesterday
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crab rangooner @spawnofsagan.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
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crab rangooner @spawnofsagan.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
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crab rangooner @spawnofsagan.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
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crab rangooner @spawnofsagan.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
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