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Spat Jones 🇨🇦 aka Billy Orbit

@spat-jones.bsky.social
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🇨🇦 Liberal - music, food, sportsball loving all round snark. Resistance is NOT futile..

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Spat Jones 🇨🇦 aka Billy Orbit @spat-jones.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Typical Alberta seppie youtu.be/DwDbd4jQpkA?...
youtu.be
Soap - Chuck and Bob Mindreading
YouTube video by dnoble317
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Spat Jones 🇨🇦 aka Billy Orbit @spat-jones.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
People who don’t care about money but want to make a difference should be paid the most money in my opinion…
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Spat Jones 🇨🇦 aka Billy Orbit @spat-jones.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
In the world of stupid people.. Liberals bad…
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Spat Jones 🇨🇦 aka Billy Orbit @spat-jones.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Does he think the bigger the lie the more believable it is? Sheesh…
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Spat Jones 🇨🇦 aka Billy Orbit @spat-jones.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Someone is scared that he’s losing… the more idiotic crap he posts, the more terrified he looks..
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Spat Jones 🇨🇦 aka Billy Orbit @spat-jones.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Ugh.. such a demented weirdo
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Spat Jones 🇨🇦 aka Billy Orbit @spat-jones.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
It’s been said by many people but truly we are living in the dumbest timeline in history…
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Spat Jones 🇨🇦 aka Billy Orbit @spat-jones.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I thought he couldn’t get any dumber but there it is.. The province is named after the lake.. not the other way around.. 🙄
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Spat Jones 🇨🇦 aka Billy Orbit @spat-jones.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
GFY we will not bow down to TACO
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Spat Jones 🇨🇦 aka Billy Orbit @spat-jones.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Kharma is a bitch when corruption tries to intervene
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Spat Jones 🇨🇦 aka Billy Orbit @spat-jones.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
So much for watching any more of the World Cup.. I know FIFA is corrupt but this is too much..
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Spat Jones 🇨🇦 aka Billy Orbit @spat-jones.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
All good things…
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Spat Jones 🇨🇦 aka Billy Orbit @spat-jones.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Canada!!! 🇨🇦
static.klipy.com
Monero Xmr: Ralph Wiggum Says Oh Canada!
ALT: Monero Xmr: Ralph Wiggum Says Oh Canada!
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💀 Cromortuary 💀 @lapanique.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
@shawnmicallef.bsky.social scooped me a little bit but I'd love it if you could give it a read and share. Also please don't be mean to me, I haven't published anything in over a decade.
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💀 Cromortuary 💀 @lapanique.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
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Save Sneaky Dee's!
You've got until July 8th to help Save Sneaky Dee's! Follow the steps to ACT NOW!
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Spat Jones 🇨🇦 aka Billy Orbit @spat-jones.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
The NBA much like The NHL is filled with series extending network TV bullshit by its league mandated officials
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Spat Jones 🇨🇦 aka Billy Orbit @spat-jones.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
The @nhl is a joke now..
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Ryan Jespersen @ryanjespersen.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
The separatist connected to the biggest data breach in Alberta history is refusing to cooperate w/ investigators. Dr. @melomas.bsky.social, Prof. Lori Williams & @drjaredwesley.substack.com.web.brid.gy say everyday Albertans need to fight back. Will you? 👀: rtrj.info/051226RTRT 🎧: rtrj.info/051226
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Spat Jones 🇨🇦 aka Billy Orbit @spat-jones.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Low in polls? Stage a fake event.. lol so predictable
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Spat Jones 🇨🇦 aka Billy Orbit @spat-jones.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
www.cbc.ca/news/canada/... big shock.. the separatist movement in Alberta is a big grift with proceeds supplied by the less informed or angry boomers
cbc.ca
Dutch YouTube creators behind Alberta separatist videos getting millions of views | CBC News
A number of accounts creating misleading YouTube videos about Alberta separatism with millions of views appear to have their origins in a Dutch digital marketing course, a CBC/Radio-Canada investigati...
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Spat Jones 🇨🇦 aka Billy Orbit @spat-jones.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
www.cbc.ca/news/politic... in other words.. fuck off Thump
cbc.ca
Carney says Canada's U.S. ties have become 'weaknesses' that must be corrected | CBC News
Prime Minister Mark Carney says Canada's ties to the U.S. have become "weaknesses" that must be corrected as workers in Canada's auto, steel and lumber industries remain under threat due to U.S. Presi...
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Spat Jones 🇨🇦 aka Billy Orbit @spat-jones.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
The fact that Nutlick is whining is a great sign
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Spat Jones 🇨🇦 aka Billy Orbit @spat-jones.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Uneducated Boomer resentment toward anything liberal is a political virus that is easily spread by right wing media and online Russian bots that is, unfortunately, very contagious and damaging to liberty @bluetrends.bsky.social
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Spat Jones 🇨🇦 aka Billy Orbit @spat-jones.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Fuck with The Pope and find out…
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Spat Jones 🇨🇦 aka Billy Orbit @spat-jones.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
I am heres to say I knew nothing and I see nothings.. I was nothing a hoooker or amateurish porn actress.. I never associalized with anyones that was bhads… suuuure lol
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Spat Jones 🇨🇦 aka Billy Orbit @spat-jones.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Welp.. that lasted less than a day
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Spat Jones 🇨🇦 aka Billy Orbit @spat-jones.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Well it is TACO Tuesday after all
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Spat Jones 🇨🇦 aka Billy Orbit @spat-jones.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
I swear we are living in the most dumbest of times…
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KDS 📖 🎲 🎮 @kdsbooks.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
A Penguin Books vending machine, with a selection of books I wouldn’t have expected to see at a train station
Literary fiction in a penguin branded orange vending machine
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Spat Jones 🇨🇦 aka Billy Orbit @spat-jones.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
This seems appropriate now youtu.be/azysyU_Rr1g?...
youtu.be
The The - Sweet Bird Of Truth (Video)
YouTube video by TheTheVEVO
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Spat Jones 🇨🇦 aka Billy Orbit @spat-jones.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
When is he going away forever? Soon please.
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Spat Jones 🇨🇦 aka Billy Orbit @spat-jones.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
State of the Union tonight…
media.tenor.com
a picture of a mummy with the words lies lies lies yeah
ALT: a picture of a mummy with the words lies lies lies yeah
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Spat Jones 🇨🇦 aka Billy Orbit @spat-jones.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
So when do we find out that tRump has Turrets?
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Spat Jones 🇨🇦 aka Billy Orbit @spat-jones.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
As we age out where do the goth people go for a home? #goth
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Spat Jones 🇨🇦 aka Billy Orbit @spat-jones.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Yeah we lost sure… but you all still have to live there so we win 🙂
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Spat Jones 🇨🇦 aka Billy Orbit @spat-jones.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Demented orange poopy diaper gramps is sending a ship to Greenland for some reason.. what a messed up country you all have… #wtf
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Spat Jones 🇨🇦 aka Billy Orbit @spat-jones.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
www.cbc.ca/news/canada/... could you be any more hypocritical snd stupid… well it does pander to her white old grumpy base..
cbc.ca
ANALYSIS | The big questions Danielle Smith poses to Albertans as referendums | CBC News
Alberta's premier used to want rapid growth in newcomers and enjoyed surplus budgets. Now in deficit, she's pointing a finger at immigration levels.
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Spat Jones 🇨🇦 aka Billy Orbit @spat-jones.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
I noticed that condolences were sent by many world leaders to the tragedy that happened this week but not a peep from the leader of our supposed neighbor and closest ally to the south… what a loser orange self serving lying grifter pig…
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Spat Jones 🇨🇦 aka Billy Orbit @spat-jones.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Just because one troubled person of a minority causes great pain is absolutely no reason to scapegoat all the rest… I hope that is the message going forward out of this terrible tragedy…
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Spat Jones 🇨🇦 aka Billy Orbit @spat-jones.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Creep family owns monopoly.. creep family meets with Nutlick… Nutlick meets with orange diaper loser.. loser makes threats…
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Spat Jones 🇨🇦 aka Billy Orbit @spat-jones.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Great win and stellar halftime show @seahawksofficial.com
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Spat Jones 🇨🇦 aka Billy Orbit @spat-jones.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Well that was easier than I thought.. @seahawksofficial.com 🙂
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Spat Jones 🇨🇦 aka Billy Orbit @spat-jones.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Alison Goldfrapp is my hero @goldfrappmusic.bsky.social
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Spat Jones 🇨🇦 aka Billy Orbit @spat-jones.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
www.cbc.ca/news/politic... to do what exactly? Does he have an extra couch he wants to give away?
cbc.ca
As Conservative MP Jivani heads to Washington, Carney says he was given briefing | CBC News
Conservative MP Jamil Jivani, a longtime friend of U.S. Vice-President JD Vance, is travelling to Washington to advocate for better Canada-U.S. relations after multiple unsuccessful emails to members ...
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Bill Grueskin @bgrueskin.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
A publisher who lays off a reporter whose pen is freezing because she's covering a frigid war zone while dodging missiles is not an editor you want to work for, in a more perfect world
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lizzie johnson
@lizziejohnsonnn
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Aug 19, 2021
Almost three years ago, my editor called me early one November morning. A wildfire had sparked near a town called Paradise, he said. Could I go? (1/13)
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lizzie johnson
@lizziejohnsonnn
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I was just laid off by The Washington Post in the middle of a warzone. I have no words. I'm devastated.
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lizzie johnson
@lizziejohnsonnn
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Jan 25
Waking up without power, heat, or running water. (Again.) 

But the work here in Kyiv continues. Warming up in the car, writing in pencil — pen ink freezes — by headlamp.
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Spat Jones 🇨🇦 aka Billy Orbit @spat-jones.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
My favorite album of all time is Violator @depechemode.com #depechemode
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Spat Jones 🇨🇦 aka Billy Orbit @spat-jones.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
There will always be grifters and con artists looking to take advantage of the stupid… That’s what the Albertan separatist movement is about
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Spat Jones 🇨🇦 aka Billy Orbit @spat-jones.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
www.cbc.ca/news/busines... had no idea Save On Foods was owned by Montgomery Burns… boycott boycott boycott
cbc.ca
B.C. billionaire Jim Pattison's Virginia warehouse could become ICE facility | CBC News
The U.S. Department of Homeland Security is in talks to buy a Virginia warehouse owned by British Columbia billionaire Jim Pattison and plans to turn it into an Immigration and Customs Enforcement (IC...
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Spat Jones 🇨🇦 aka Billy Orbit @spat-jones.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Woooooo Hoooo!!! @seahawksofficial.com
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Spat Jones 🇨🇦 aka Billy Orbit @spat-jones.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
So how is the hooker who hit the jackpot movie doing?
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